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I know Christians have no sense of humor, but this is funny! 
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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Haha! very good
to anyone that in future will claim this to be offensive, that was obviously not intentional. It's a joke, and by all means, feel free to say your opinion. but take into consideration that this is just a joke. -
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This is really offensive and NOT funny.
Message to atheists: Would it kill you to try and be a little more sensitive?
I already knew your kind were heartless and arrogant. So I'm not really surprised you are xenophobic/racist as well.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
More differences than just that Dutch girl.Attached Files
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Haha! GOD Bless the U.S.A!
6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
See this and weep:
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
You forgot the beauty of Italien cars.Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
Sorry for the extremely large picture lol.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
haha! that one's good aswellOriginally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
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Is that one of those 'Fix it again tony.' cars?You forgot the beauty of Italien cars.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Well, no. No it isn't.Originally posted by Sister Kitty View PostIs that one of those 'Fix it again tony.' cars?
A basic, general knowledge fact, Italy are famous for their cars.
For being both, fast and excellent quality.
I think you've mistaken the car in the picture for a Ford, love.Comment
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Have you ever seen a film called "The Italian Job"? I watched it when I was a teen. The film has a lot of filler, but the basic moral of the story is that 3 mini cooper's can drive faster than any Italian car ever invented.Originally posted by YoungLights View Post
Stick to pizza's and prostitutes, Berlusconi-an.6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Which would you rather be driving in a collision, love? A Ford F350,Originally posted by YoungLights View Post
or that little plastic deathtrap from Italy?
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Personally, the "deathtrap". But that's obviously not your opinion.
Let me guess? there's a stereotypical Italien etc. Am I right?
In case you're actually that naïve. that is a MOVIE.
That isn't real life, lol. I am actually surprised that somebody would think that a real movie, would be true.
You really payed attention in Geography didn't you? I ain't spanish ye sad git..Comment
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Re: The main difference between Europe and the USA
Sigh. You failed my little test. You can't even tell the difference between a Ford F350 and a Dodge Ram (even with 'RAM2500' emblazoned on the side of that beautiful truck).Originally posted by YoungLights View PostPersonally, the "deathtrap". But that's obviously not your opinion.
Yeah, your opinion about vehicles carries a LOT of weight.
Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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