Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

[James Hutchins]

I am heading up the August 2011 Fisting event at the lake on Pastor Ezekiel's estate (lake Serenity, on the west side of the property, not lake Moses on the east side as last year as the waters have been parted for dredging).
As in past events, it will be a fisting competition between fathers and sons to see who can fist the most. Being this the Pastors lake, it is catch and release after your fist is checked by a judge.
The Honorable HTannor will officiate He will resolve any fisting disputes. His word on who did the most fisting is final. Miss Cookie will be offering photographs of the winning fist.
The Landover Ladies Auxiliary will be doing a cook out of their traditional Burgers N' Bacon as well as soft drinks. As always, the Platinum tithers will have a separate dining area, Château Briant and Salmon will be served along with a few cases of Lafitte Rothschild from Rev. Osborne's cavernous wine cellar (Thanks Jim, the check has been mailed)

Please, no fisting after the competition is over. No use of anyones fist but your own.

Complete rules and regulations as well as a advance sign in sheet is located in the Church mens lounge.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

This sounds loveltly, but my oldest son is only 9 years old.
I don't think he can handle a fist just as good as I can.

Should we still come?

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

This sounds loveltly, but my oldest son is only 9 years old.
I don't think he can handle a fist just as good as I can.

Should we still come?

I assume he would be paired with someone his own age so he wouldn't be overwhelmed.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

I forgot to mention, those new to the sport of fisting will be provided with a loaner rod and was be assigned a Church elder 'buddy' so everything goes smoothly.

[OhNoAForeigner Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

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[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

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Just because you have filthy mind, don't blame it on us.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

Just because you have filthy mind, don't blame it on us.

Healthy striving between men is often given sexual overtones by the unsaved, brother. He seems determined to see the worst in all around him, judging it by his own standards revealed to him in his own heart.

[HTannor]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

I stand ready and eager to judge the fisting competition.

In case I arrive at a tie with myself, my law clerks, Dolly and Dotty, the Dingle sisters, will watch slo-mo replays and arrive at the final decision.

(Lest there be any mumbling about the expertise of the sisters, let me assure you - having witnessed their technique - they have extensive experience in fisting.)

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover Father and Son Fisting Competition

I love watching the little ones eyes get as wide as pie plates as their entire fists (an arms) go in. You have to make sure they know not to spread their fingers and grab anything. Even the littlest of hands can get stuck like a nigras hand in a jar going after a half eaten apple.