[Jack O'fagan]

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You all need to tell your kids they can't draw.
2 girls 1 cup is more pleasing to look at than most of these.

Our children can draw .

I can't see what is so interesting about 2 girls 1 cup. I doesn't look special to me,

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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You all need to tell your kids they can't draw.
2 girls 1 cup is more pleasing to look at than most of these.

And how much time have you spent watching Woody Allen's latest depravity?

2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry B*tches, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film produced by Woody Allen.[1] The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns ostensibly consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each other's mouths.

As if Annie Hall wasn't bad enough.

[Jack O'fagan]

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And how much time have you spent watching Woody Allen's latest depravity?



As if Annie Hall wasn't bad enough.

And they look like such nice old ladies. I hate to think what's in the teapot

[Redeemed Papist]

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You all need to tell your kids they can't draw.
2 girls 1 cup is more pleasing to look at than most of these.

Why are you so hideously insulting and wannabe shocking? It's a good job little Abbie can't come on this site and see your spiteful devil speak.

[Seth Campbell]

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Why are you so hideously insulting and wannabe shocking? It's a good job little Abbie can't come on this site and see your spiteful devil speak.

Even though Liz hated women like this, it still rubbed off.

I wonder how she feels that obnoxious women like her made my wife fall down the stairs REPEATEDLY! The demons came through the Internet, and I thought Liz was a strong Christian(TM).

[Alphonse Alban]

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You might want to help her a bit with the "clean" vs. "unclean" animals, too . . . especially if she'll be cooking.

Snakes and dolphins? Not clean.

Well she is a girl after all. She knows the bible, but does not really understand all of it. As long as she keeps following the scripture it's all right, after all, there will be husband and pastors thinking for her after I get rid of her.

Good example of how she really has taken teachings of the bible in her heart is this drawing she did some time ago after I had told in very specific detail what happens to children who are naughty to other True Christians™. She told it's a picture of "those bears that comes at night to take children with bad thoughts away". She has refused to go to sleep for 3 weeks now in a row, it clearly shows that she learned the lesson. Besides, she still falls a sleep normally when pinned down long enough.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You all need to tell your kids they can't draw.
the horse porn I pose for is more pleasing to look at than most of these.

You make Jesus want to puke.

[Jack O'fagan]

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My son Zebida has drawn a Christmas card for all the good Christians at Landover. He said that he thinks that Jesus loves you all lots. (except the atheists who he says Jesus hates.)

He has done a nativity scene, this is one where Mary is on her own for seven days in her menstral shack because she is unclean as she has given birth to the little baby Jesus.

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

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Posting this one in here. Jesus finally guided me here.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Few days ago, I had wonderful father-daughter bonding experience with my youngest daughter. She is six already, and I thought as it's almost Easter already, it's about time she sees with her own eyes about the life and temporary death of Jesus. So, one night instead of usual Bible study, we sat down with some soda pop and popcorns and watched together The Passion of the Christ, just the two of us. Boy, did that movie make an impact on her!

She felt so empathetic about Jesus, that she mostly cried during the movie. She felt so sad about Him, that she almost could not watch it anymore. Of course I said that she has to see it, Jesus wants her to see what joos did to Him and it has a very happy ending anyway. After the movie she was truly filled with Holy Spirit. She has been so exited about the movie ever since, that she has barely managed to sleep! Ah, kids. They are so sweet

Anyway, last night she came to me (again) saying that dream is keeping her from sleeping. I asked that if she could draw a picture of those dreams. This is what she came up with (I typed the relevant scripture as she can't write that well yet), she says that in her dream waves of blood just keeps overcoming her. Amazing! So young, but already so full of Holy Spirit that she sees how BLOOD OF JESUS will cleanse us all.

GLORY, truly I shout GLORY!

[MitzaLizalor]

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That's a very good picture, and I see she's captured the effect of Christ's blood on heathens, too!