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  • #91
    Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

    Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
    ...women are everything to this world...far more intelligent, learn faster...she does far more than any man...
    Sees bullshit sexism on the internet, responds with bullshit sexism on the internet. <slow clap>

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    • #92
      Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

      Well well well. Here I am, back again from another wondrous women's outreach program, this time in the rainforests of South America, where we found lesbians everywhere living in servitude to their vile husbands. And it seems that Landover is once again denying the fact that Jesus wanted us to be tolerant and loving to all women and sexualities. If Jesus were around today... why he'd be campaigning for women to be equal and for bathrooms to be open to transgender people and generally being nice and loving to everyone.

      Jesus is love no matter what you people say. He loves us and wants us to be loving and caring.
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      Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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      • #93
        Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

        Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
        God never said woman was inferior, women are everything to this world. They cook, clean, take care of children, bear children, are far more intelligent, learn faster, etc..
        Of course we women are better at cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children. That's what God created us for, so men can do manly stuff such as being doctors, scientists, engineers, political and religious leaders, and generally everything they desire.

        I think you should treat your wife with a little respect because she does far more than any man,
        I am inclined to agree with you that we women deserve very little respect from men. If any.

        I feel bad for all the woman being abused by their 'Christian' husbands and are brainwashed into believing he's doing it to make her a 'better person'.
        Why?

        Aren't you Christian?

        Don't you want to follow what God says in the Holy Bible?

        Even if your answer to the above questions is "no," you should be more tolerant towards other people who actually care about God, the Bible, and religion.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #94
          Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

          Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
          God never said woman was inferior, women are everything to this world. They cook, clean, take care of children, bear children, are far more intelligent, learn faster, etc.. I think you should treat your wife with a little respect because she does far more than any man, I feel bad for all the woman being abused by their 'Christian' husbands and are brainwashed into believing he's doing it to make her a 'better person'.


          Hurrah! At last we have a Christian believer who wants to stand up with me for women among these people. Women are by far the hardest working and most clever. I'm sure you are like me and simply believe it in your heart that Jesus was misquoted by horrid men when he was nasty to his dear mother.
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          Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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          • #95
            Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

            Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post
            Well well well. Here I am, back again from another wondrous women's outreach program, this time in the rainforests of South America, where we found lesbians everywhere living in servitude to their vile husbands. And it seems that Landover is once again denying the fact that Jesus wanted us to be tolerant and loving to all women and sexualities. If Jesus were around today... why he'd be campaigning for women to be equal and for bathrooms to be open to transgender people and generally being nice and loving to everyone.

            Jesus is love no matter what you people say. He loves us and wants us to be loving and caring.
            Originally posted by Rev. Waynetta Kerr View Post

            Hurrah! At last we have a Christian believer who wants to stand up with me for women among these people. Women are by far the hardest working and most clever. I'm sure you are like me and simply believe it in your heart that Jesus was misquoted by horrid men when he was nasty to his dear mother.


            In other words, you're trying to say, that we should disregard the Holy Word of God, throw away our Bibles, forget that the Bible is the only evidence of Who God is and what He wants, and instead rely on our feeble "feelings" and whims?

            Enjoy your free ride to , heathen!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #96
              Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Dear Child,

              I'm going to ask you a question about abuse - abuse on a scale beyond marriage. I'll ask you to make a choice. That can be difficult as we are burdened with our preconceptions and emotions and tend to disregard True™ information:

              2 Timothy 4:3
              For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

              Here's the question. You are to choose the next world leader for all mankind. You have two candidates:
              • #1 promises peace and safety.
              • #2 promises to make you starve, to pollute your drinking water, to destroy >30% of the world's forests and all grassland and to pollute eventually the oceans. He promises to make you skin open up in sores so painful that you bite your own tongue off in pain and to make poisonous animals sting you until you wish to die, he'll keep you in total darkness and make you skin burn in scorching sun. He also promises to kill >30% of your fellow humankind.
              Let us assume that both can deliver. Which one will you choose, #1 or #2? This not an idle exercise in logic, it is an actual choice that you'll have to make. Which one do you follow, #1 or #2?

              I'm looking forward to your answer.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
              So basically Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump? The first I guess, I don't bother with politics.
              You have just chosen the Antichrist over Jesus. This is the result of not knowing ht basics of your Bible or the events that will soon unravel. The Antichrist will seduce people by bringing false peace, while Jesus as God will be busy showing people that He is the Boss. This has absolutely nothing to do with U.S. Politics and everything to do with your Eternal Fate.

              The Antichrist:
              Daniel 9:27 - And he shall confirm the covenant with many for one week: and in the midst of the week he shall cause the sacrifice and the oblation to cease, and for the overspreading of abominations he shall make it desolate, even until the consummation, and that determined shall be poured upon the desolate.

              Christ:
              Revelation 9:6-7 - And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them. And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

              You call this abuse because you don't understand. Jesus has promised to do all that as He slowly dismantles this Earth. He will 'abuse' mankind because they have failed to follow Him (Matthew 7:14). This punishment will teach them fear Ecclesiastes 12:13) but - you might find this hard to believe - the Antichrist with false promises will still have many more followers than Jesus (Revelation 9:20-21). You have chosen to be one of them.

              Similar to the situation of Jesus and the remaining humans (we'll be in Heaven; 1 Thessalonians 4:17), the husband has the duty of teaching fear to make his subordinates follow the narrow path and gain Salvation. By calling it abuse you've become a follower of the Antichrist. There is still time, you can choose again, you can choose Jesus!

              Revelation 16:4-5
              And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood. And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • #97
                Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                Hmm, that's where your wrong, see I'm a member of the true people of God and it's me and everyone in this group who will be in Heaven. I'll send down a bucket of ice cold water.

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                • #98
                  Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                  What I meant by a little respect...IS A LOT OF IT. And I have something to add on to my little list of things women can do, they can do any job they want to and work anywhere they want to, they be anything they want to.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                    Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                    Hmm, that's where your wrong, see I'm a member of the true people of God and it's me and everyone in this group who will be in Heaven. I'll send down a bucket of ice cold water.
                    This is very nice. I assume this is your opinion. If you wish others to accept and respect your opinion as a True™ representation of our Reality, as well, it usually requires some evidence, in this case, Scriptural. Please, tell us, on which parts of the Bible or any other reference material your eschatological vies are based. Then we can go on discussing. Otherwise, this is meaningless and we're only left with the option of praying for you - which I promise to do anyway. You are probably aware that our eschatological vies are based on the Bible. At the moment the only thing we have is your personal narrative and, as far as we know, it could be either your personal delusion or caused by your negligence of Jesus (2 Thessalonians 2:11).

                    Matthew 7:21
                    Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.


                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                    • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                      That scripture doesn't say that women should totally obey their husbands it says they shouldn't speak in church and if they have questions ask their husbands when they are at home.

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                      • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                        What would you like Scriptures for? I'll be happy to provide them!

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                        • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                          Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                          That scripture doesn't say that women should totally obey their husbands it says they shouldn't speak in church and if they have questions ask their husbands when they are at home.
                          "Submit", Dictionary definition:
                          accept or yield to a superior force or to the authority or will of another person.
                          Let us now look at some verses of the Bible:
                          • 1 Peter 3:1-22 - Likewise, ye wives, [be] in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives;
                          • Ephesians 5:22-24 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                          • Colossians 3:18 - Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.
                          No excuses. If there is violence, it is obviously not nice but it is no excuse NOT to submit. I was trying to give you an analogy here. Many people understand them. Jesus is going to demolish this Earth very soon causing famine, war, mass death, open sores, painful poisonous stings, loss of drinking water. He does this because it is the ultimate test to winnow out those who follow Him whatever. The same goes on on a smaller scale in every family. No excuses. Bruises are not a reason to quit a marriage. By analogy, having Jesus kill of one third of humankind during the soon-to-be-realized Tribulations (Revelations 9:18) is no excuse to follow Him.

                          This was the analogy. That is why I was curious about your eschatological thoughts. Please let go of your biases and your indoctrination and Read the Bible as if you were doing it the first time ever.


                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                            Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                            What would you like Scriptures for? I'll be happy to provide them!
                            Why would you want to refer to scripture? Surely we just know Jesus within our hearts. Some people just try to tell me I am listening to my own internal voice and acting like Jesus is inside me to sound more authoritative but it's obvious that can't be true because everything Jesus tells me is right is exactly the same thing Jesus tells you is right. Isn't that so?

                            For example, we both agree that women aren't servants of men and they are much better than men and we both agree that Jesus just wants us to have sex with men for procreation as a necessary evil but for loving relationships other women are far superior. He says it to me so clearly!
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                            Proverbs 31:26 She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

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                            • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                              Originally posted by Mei Saeki View Post
                              That scripture doesn't say that women should totally obey their husbands it says they shouldn't speak in church and if they have questions ask their husbands when they are at home.
                              Scripture tells us women are created to be help meet to our husbands (Genesis 2:18), and that not only will we like it, but it is in our husband's nature to rule over us (Genesis 3:16). A True Christian™ woman doesn't look for loopholes and excuses, but embraces her nature. This is Jesus' wish, that we don't complain, but accept what we are, and go forth and serve Him in whatever capacity He designed us (Romans 9:21-23). And, being the merciful Lord He is, even against the backdrop of our sinful, devious, untrustworthy natures, Jesus has miraculously deigned to give women hope for Salvation, should they not fail (1 Timothy 2:14-15)!

                              Glory!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: Wives!! Stay in your abusive marriage!!

                                If the ex-Mrs. Rob Porter had honored the Holy Scripture, maybe one more hard-working man wouldn't be out of a job.

                                Jennifer Willoughby, the second wife of President Trump's staff secretary has spoken on the record to DailyMail.com about her abusive marriage to Rob Porter.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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