[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

The lesson there is that God's conditional love is infinite!

YIC

The parable of the shoulda bin throatcut runt.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Those runt pigs make the best soup stock.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

The lesson there is that God's conditional love is infinite!

YIC

It sounds to me like a great time to teach about Jesus separating the wheat from the chaff.

I was watching Schindlers List the other day with my children. When the Jews were taken out of the train they were made to line up and a nazi stood there with a stick and separated the saved from those that were going to the ovens. I explained to my children that this is what Jesus is going to do when He comes back. He will separate the saved from the damned just like the nazi with the stick.

My son Zebida asked whether they will line up and be separated again come judgement day? I said yes but this time they will all be sent to the oven because they did not accept Jesus as their savior.

Glory!

Jack8

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Thank you for your nice post. Aaron said I should feel lucky that someone bothered to say something nice considering how much I whine and complain and that unless I was totally selfish I should at least thank you for taking the time to post. So thank you again.

As for the baby, I'm feeling better lately, except for my knee. One of the breed sows knocked me down in her pen when I picked up one of her piglets. It was the runt and Aaron had told me to get rid of it, but when I picked it up, it just looked so sad and cute that I was petting it and it snuggled up against me, but then the sow crashed into me and knocked me down, and I dropped the piglet and she stepped right on it.

I screamed and Aaron came running outside and he got really mad that I messed up something as easy as culling a runt. He told me to clean myself up and get him dinner. He threw the dead piglet into the manure pile.

A pregnant woman should not be in a pig pen! That sow could just as easily have knocked you down, and the fall could have caused you to miscarry.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

A pregnant woman should not be in a pig pen! That sow could just as easily have knocked you down, and the fall could have caused you to miscarry.

Maybe but that would have been God's will.

Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

YIC

Jack

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

and the fall could have caused you to miscarry.

Or worse, born retarded.

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Or worse, born retarded.

YIC

Brother, are you suggesting F-d-L's mother was knocked down by a sow?

(Probably at Walmart, at a big sale.)

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Brother, are you suggesting F-d-L's mother was knocked down by a sow?

(Probably at Walmart, at a big sale.)

LOL - that was pretty funny.
But my mom did not grow up around livestock, and we prefer to shop at Target.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

A pregnant woman should not be in a pig pen! That sow could just as easily have knocked you down, and the fall could have caused you to miscarry.

Miscarriages do not just happen because pigs fall down. God forms each and every one of us with His Heavenly Hands. It is His Divine Will if a woman miscarries. For instance, before my ex-wife Ethel was stoned to death by vigilantes in my backyard, I had to waterboard her, put rats on her, amputate, and subject her to a variety of other disciplinary measures. Due to repeated failures of compliance, God caused her to miscarry.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

Miscarriages do not just happen because pigs fall down. God forms each and every one of us with His Heavenly Hands. It is His Divine Will if a woman miscarries. For instance, before my ex-wife Ethel was stoned to death by vigilantes in my backyard, I had to waterboard her, put rats on her, amputate, and subject her to a variety of other disciplinary measures. Due to repeated failures of compliance, God caused her to miscarry.

You tortured a pregnant woman?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

"Torture" would imply he was trying to get information from her as part of an enhanced interrogation, and I seriously doubt that was the case.

YiC,

Zech

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

"Torture" would imply he was trying to get information from her as part of an enhanced interrogation, and I seriously doubt that was the case.

YiC,

Zech

In this case, it simply means that he deliberately inflicted excruciating pain on her for his own gratification.
He probably pulled the wings off flies as a child.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

His own gratification? Do you honestly think anyone derives pleasure from correcting someone's behavior?

You are sick, my friend. SICK. But that's the atheist mind at work.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

His own gratification? Do you honestly think anyone derives pleasure from correcting someone's behavior?

You are sick, my friend. SICK. But that's the atheist mind at work.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

I think the male population of LBC derives a sick sense of satisfaction from beating and otherwise abusing the female population. What I don't get is why the female population puts up with such treatment.

[Jedediah]

Re: I think God gave me a baby.

I think the male population of LBC derives a sick sense of satisfaction from beating and otherwise abusing the female population. What I don't get is why the female population puts up with such treatment.

No, but women to have a tendency to be lippy. My wife learned early on to keep her mouth shut, to keep a tidy house, to have dinner ready when it's supposed to be ready, and to give me sons instead of daughters. I've hardly so much as had to raised a hand to her in over seven years. An icy glare does the trick these days.