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  • PityfulFool
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    • Aug 2008
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    #136
    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Glad to hear that. Why don't you proceed to the "introductions" section of this Godly board and tell us your story. We'd like to welcome you properly, like True Christians™ do.

    Please point me to were the "instructions" section is.
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #137
      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

      Originally posted by PityfulFool View Post
      Please point me to were the "instructions" section is.
      If you're too stupid to find it on your own, then you're truly a pitiful fool.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #138
        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Glad to hear that. Why don't you proceed to the "introductions" section of this Godly board and tell us your story. We'd like to welcome you properly, like True Christians™ do.

        Originally posted by PityfulFool View Post
        Please point me to were the "instructions" section is.
        There was no mention of going to an "instructions" section. Truly you are a fool.
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • snottyduck
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2008
          • 564

          #139
          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

          Seems like the only reason why you people are so opposed to Goth is because:

          A: You don't know them.
          B: You are stuck into stereotypical beliefs about Goth
          C: You know you are losing grounds and that your preaching about God and Jesus doesn't lessen any interest of people in the Goth Subculture

          That's the deal here, nothing more and nothing less.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #140
            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

            Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
            Seems like the only reason why you people are so opposed to Goth is because:

            A: You don't know them.
            B: You are stuck into stereotypical beliefs about Goth
            C: You know you are losing grounds and that your preaching about God and Jesus doesn't lessen any interest of people in the Goth Subculture

            That's the deal here, nothing more and nothing less.
            Friend,

            The correct answer is;
            D: We love and care about a the Gothatards and want see as many of them saved from Hell as possible.

            Yes we get frustrated from time to time friend, but if we save one clown painted scum sucker from burning it will be all worth it.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #141
              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

              See, in another thread I pointed out the predilection for "piffeling" those disgusting people on that filthy homer infested island have.

              Originally posted by MansonQueer View Post
              THAT'S A PICTURE OF ME YOU piffleING FAT BITCH!!!


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Butt Pirate
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                • Aug 2008
                • 50

                #142
                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                The correct answer is;
                D: We love and care about a the Gothatards and want see as many of them saved from Hell as possible.
                Yes we get frustrated from time to time friend, but if we save one clown painted scum sucker from burning it will be all worth it.
                Well, if that is your true intent then i am impressed. but I'm sure they will not take too kindly to being called a "clown painted scum sucker".
                If you really wish to "Save" them then try befriending and kindly showing them the way.
                Exodus 19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22856

                  #143
                  Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                  Originally posted by Heidi Arrugila View Post
                  [...]If you really wish to "Save" them then try befriending and kindly showing them the way.
                  I admire the confidence of ignorance Miss, but, as the Soul is cast upon the stormy Seas of Life, your suggestion falls onto the Rocks of God’s Truth. Without Captain Jesus at the tiller we are lost!

                  You will come across many false Christians in life who befriend the friendless and pluck souls from the sewers and allegedly point them towards the Light of The World that is Christ, but these are ravening wolves dressed as sheep and in the bondage of Satan himself!

                  You tell a man that God loves everyone and you deceive him. You thrust a Bible (KJV1611) in his hand and tell him to get on with Salvation, and you give him Eternal Life! Praise And Glory!

                  Look down at the signature Miss, you’ll see the quote – it is what God wants and that’s good enough for me.

                  Let's have no more of this fluffy-bunny stuff True Christianity is a hard road and many are the souls that will fall upon stony ground. (Are you listening? That means you!)
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Butt Pirate
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 50

                    #144
                    Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                    Well, i must say I'm slightly impressed.
                    You win the award for the best written rant on this whole forum, you managed to deliver the point in an quick and precise way, unfortunately i am nowhere near converted and i fear you will have to try harder good sir.
                    Exodus 19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

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                    • snottyduck
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 564

                      #145
                      Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      I admire the confidence of ignorance Miss, but, as the Soul is cast upon the stormy Seas of Life, your suggestion falls onto the Rocks of God’s Truth. Without Captain Jesus at the tiller we are lost!

                      Wait a minute, you are saying that without Jesus we are lost and that Jesus will save us?? We are talking about a guy here that wasn't even able to save himself, let alone that he would save anybody else. Just think about that.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553

                        #146
                        Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                        Wait a minute, you are saying that without Jesus we are lost and that Jesus will save us?? We are talking about a guy here that wasn't even able to save himself, let alone that he would save anybody else. Just think about that.
                        You damnable foreigner! I can't tell if you are being willfully vexatious or Jesus has caused you to be as thick as a brick. Either way, you are marching inexorably down the road to hellfire.

                        Jesus is the only begotten Son of God. He temporarily sacrificed Himself on the cross (including beatings, torture and death that He COULD HAVE stopped at any moment, but didn't) in order to atone for the sins of the world. Because of His selfless temporary actions, any and all who repent and ask for Him to take the reigns of their miserable lives are SAVED© and guaranteed a spot up in Heaven.

                        You, on the other hand, are doing everything you can to mock Jesus, and turn others against Him. Enjoy hell, snotty.

                        Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                        1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                        1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Thundermaned
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                          • Aug 2008
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                          #147
                          Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                          I am amazed that people here talk in a racist, disrespectful way, and still think they can be taken seriously?
                          I have read everything from this topic, and the Goth side (I'll call it like that for now) has showed more respect, than any of you extreme Christians.
                          I do am sorry that I have to get personal, but than again, its your own fault.
                          Racism towards Chinese people, towards Belgians, let alone the disrespect against Goths.
                          It is obvious enough that Goth is simply a way of dressing yourself, to some it may be very appealing, I myself cannot imagine to go "normal".
                          Perhaps I'm not a Goth but still "different".
                          I didn't know what to expect at this forum, but its far worse than I imagined.
                          The only true hating I found here came from Christians, not your so called satanists.

                          Please do prove me wrong, when I say that you are people, make me believe it.
                          Because so far, my respect for this crap is 0%.

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                          • VictoryOS
                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388

                            #148
                            Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                            Originally posted by Thundermaned View Post
                            I am amazed that people here talk in a racist, disrespectful way, and still think they can be taken seriously?
                            I have read everything from this topic, and the Goth side (I'll call it like that for now) has showed more respect, than any of you extreme Christians.
                            I do am sorry that I have to get personal, but than again, its your own fault.
                            Racism towards Chinese people, towards Belgians, let alone the disrespect against Goths.
                            It is obvious enough that Goth is simply a way of dressing yourself, to some it may be very appealing, I myself cannot imagine to go "normal".
                            Perhaps I'm not a Goth but still "different".
                            I didn't know what to expect at this forum, but its far worse than I imagined.
                            The only true hating I found here came from Christians, not your so called satanists.

                            Please do prove me wrong, when I say that you are people, make me believe it.
                            Because so far, my respect for this crap is 0%.
                            I'm amazed that you've gone around this forum making essentially the same post over and over.

                            I'm amazed that you really think we're going to read your vile hate speech.

                            I'm amazed they let you graduate high school like that.

                            A lot of things amaze me. But do you know what amazes me the most? The Power of the Love of Jesus Christ Almighty. Did you know He lifted me up when I was a shameless drunken hussy and showered me in His Love and washed away my sins? It's true! He can do this for you too if only you would let Him. So please, Thundermaned, please give Jesus a chance. Let Him lift you up and replace the hate in your heart with faith. Your very Soul depends on it!
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • Thundermaned
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                              • Aug 2008
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                              #149
                              Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              I'm amazed that you've gone around this forum making essentially the same post over and over.

                              I'm amazed that you really think we're going to read your vile hate speech.

                              I'm amazed they let you graduate high school like that.

                              A lot of things amaze me. But do you know what amazes me the most? The Power of the Love of Jesus Christ Almighty. Did you know He lifted me up when I was a shameless drunken hussy and showered me in His Love and washed away my sins? It's true! He can do this for you too if only you would let Him. So please, Thundermaned, please give Jesus a chance. Let Him lift you up and replace the hate in your heart with faith. Your very Soul depends on it!
                              Not working :/
                              You guys always come with the same stuff, basically, your going to have to live with this:
                              I'm not Christian, I do not believe I will go to hell, you saying I will, won't make that different than making me feel bad for you guys being against me... (sorry long sentence)

                              As for Vile Hate speech?
                              Your turning it one way round, I'm against hate, thus also against racism etc.

                              All I want is respect, and love from you people as Humans, not as Christians.
                              I bet you guys know what I mean
                              There is more in life than only Jesus, as there is more in life for more than just saying I'm not a Christian.

                              My only question is:
                              Can you, or can you not respect me personally for the way I am?

                              Thank you.

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                              • Thundermaned
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                                #150
                                Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

                                Is it such a hard question?
                                It's very simple:
                                Can you, or can you not respect me personally for the way I am?

                                If its no yes I can respect you, than I can respect you back.
                                If you will disrespect me for who I am, quite obviously you'll get the same.

                                Though... this silence already says enough, doesn't it?

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