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Mario Kart: teaching children to drive into a ditch
Grandmother knocked out by her two grandchildren for taking their Mario Kart away. Both boys went on a rampage with her inside of her car afterwards. It is believed violent video games are the reason for this act by the children.
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What makes me sad is that the grandmother goes to heaven and her kids go to hell. I bet her wish was that they are all together with Jesus in heaven but then they started to play Mario Kart.Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
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Would the grandmother go to heaven though? Perhaps it was she who allowed the child to play those godless video games in the first place. If that's the case, she will not be separated from them in the afterlife as they will all roast in hell.Originally posted by Titus Templeton View PostWhat makes me sad is that the grandmother goes to heaven and her kids go to hell. I bet her wish was that they are all together with Jesus in heaven but then they started to play Mario Kart.No amount of time is too long when you are with The Lord.Comment
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Most females are souless (like Gingers) and will never get to go to Heaven.Originally posted by Titus Templeton View PostWhat makes me sad is that the grandmother goes to heaven and her kids go to hell. I bet her wish was that they are all together with Jesus in heaven but then they started to play Mario Kart.
However if they follow the thoughtful teachings of God, they might not have to go to Hell either. The lucky ones just spend eternity in a nursing home.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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They are both going to hell. If they were actual True Christians™ the grandmother wouldn't be driving inebriated (so much so she passes out) and Jesus would have taken the wheel instead of her Grandson. And if he is playing Mario Kart, I bet he copped a feel too (all those woppers are perverts).
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Most importantly, why did the child DELIBERATELY defy GOD's plan? The grandmother clearly passed out for a reason, and instead of trusting to Jesus, the child gave God the proverbial middle finger, AND most likely damaged the car. I know that Proverbs 13:24 would definitely come into play if that was my son...
Exodus 20:3 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me
Romans 8:35 - Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?Comment
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Did you even watch the video? and where did you get the idea that the grandchildren knocked her out?Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
if they boy didn't drive into the ditch, then themselves/other people could have been killed! its not like the bible says not to drive your car into a ditch to prevent damage to other cars and/or people! The video Doesn't even say that the grandmother took away their Mario kart! where are you getting these ridiculous ideas?! 
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They never do, Brother Nobar. They always just make bizarre random assumptions based on wild eyed rumors and drug induced homosexual rage.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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