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How exactly do you become a member?? I ask this because it seems all a little vague. Some people here with a lot of negative reputation and who oppose the LBC are labeled as member. I do not see any consistency in how one becomes a member here. Anyone wants to clear things up??
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My Beloved, if you would simply admit to our Christian Marriage - or at least agree to become a Lickspittle for Jesus - I'm Certain® that something might maybe probably possibly who knows? - be done.
Hon, "the old barn" is "still on fire" for you!
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First step involves the Paypal button.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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So you are saying that some of the ones who oppose this whole site actually payed up?? I find that hard to believe.Originally posted by VictoryOS View PostComment
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The Lord moves in mysterious ways sinner and even the most wicked can be SAVED(tm). REPENT(tm) of your depravity and accept the Lord's Divine Revelation(r) sinner.Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
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Not everyone is as wicked as you, you Belgican maniac. Not everybody agrees 1000% with everything we say, but the vast majority of reasonable people agree that we provide a valuable service and are prepared to chip in to support that.Originally posted by snottyduck View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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If we stacked up all the things that befuddled and confused unsaved eurotrash perverts like you, it would reach all the way to the firmament and back.
My belief is that God has purposefully confounded fools like you, the better to ensure your descent to hell.
God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
Is this your back-handed way of whining that you aren't a member? That's not how it works, snotty. As has been pointed out to you on innumerable occasions; hit that Paypal button for starters. Jesus will take it from there.
And don't try and jew us either. God expects 10% of your GROSS income, minimum.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Now concerning the collection for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, even so do ye. Upon the first day of the week let every one of you lay by him in store, as God hath prospered him, that there be no gatherings when I come. 1 Corinthians 16:1-2Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
Those whom the Spirit has touched for salvation give. Simple as that.
Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25Comment
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Mr. Duck, you may notice that the ones who do not believe in Jesus but are members are respectful and polite and engage in intelligent discussion. They realize that we are here to share God's Truth with the world. They disagree with us, but do not attack our integrity.
You, on the other hand, continually refer to this forum as "a scam-site" making the Pastors "rich", and claim that our purpose is to rip people off with false promises of Salvation(c).
Why exactly would you WANT to be a member?Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Good question Brother. For some reason, I suddenly have to think of Groucho.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
I doubt he was ever a member here though.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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I guess a more subtle way of putting it is . . . Some spiritually marginal people do get to become members, but this is only because they have demonstrated a genuine desire or potential desire to be saved. I don't believe we have ever made an exception for a runaway groomOriginally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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Why SUV, honey, I didn't know you got married! Why, congratulations! But why to a vile atheist of all people?Originally posted by SUV View PostMy Beloved, if you would simply admit to our Christian Marriage - or at least agree to become a Lickspittle for Jesus - I'm Certain® that something might maybe probably possibly who knows? - be done.
Hon, "the old barn" is "still on fire" for you!sigpicComment
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Isn't it amazing how people of different religions manage to get married and live together without tearing each other's head off?Originally posted by Miss Maisie View PostComment
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I worry that Hacker Trilateralist Bilderburger Boho-Emo Grove Liebral/Homo agendites and dendrites can steal my identity and suck my very soul via one itty-bitty click on PayPal. Is there any way to subscribe by check, or to pay in CSA banknotes from our heritage-not-hate-hoard?
Plus WE don't have a credit card anyway. Cash leaves no trail. So please don't ask who WE are.
I rebuke the sinner with meek and sisterly VENOM.
"All fat is the Lord's." LEVITICUS 3:12
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