[Elmer G. White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you for your donation Brother Elmer. Please keep us informed of how much the food aid charity and its benefactors donate.

Brother Jim,

Great news! I am happy to tell you that the people at the Charity and the nearby streets donated a total of $213.87 last Sunday. Our family will be visiting this charity regularly for the time being and I'm quite sure that additional donations will be forthcoming.

1 Timothy 1:5
Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Alvin Moss]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I believe there has been too much talk and too little jet airplane buying. I hold that we should talk to the Jews this very morning and obtain financing at a favorable rate. Also, I have withheld comment on this subject until now. I am not an expert on jet airplanes and have no opinion as to which should be purchased, but I believe that the subject of armaments for this jet airplane is of more import than the actual brand of jet airplane.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I like it. This could be my plane theme song.

This is good stuff, Pastor Ezekiel. It sounds tailored to your missions of healing Africa and restoring it to its Christian roots before Charles Darwin brought them witchcraft and sorcery as means to spreading AIDS and other forms of biological warfare. "With healing in her wings," should be the name of the song. If you want me to rewrite it so that it can become the church's intellectual property, I only need to insert your and Jesus' name in place of the female pronouns Mr. Ashcroft has dirtied up the song with.

The vision of darkies burning their own traditional shamans against a twilight African skyline in the name of Jesus to this music brings a saintly tear to my eye. By the way, that check for 6 million from the Christian Children's Fund just came in so we can put that towards the aircraft.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

This is good stuff, Pastor Ezekiel. It sounds tailored to your missions of healing Africa and restoring it to its Christian roots before Charles Darwin brought them witchcraft and sorcery as means to spreading AIDS and other forms of biological warfare. "With healing in her wings," should be the name of the song. If you want me to rewrite it so that it can become the church's intellectual property, I only need to insert your and Jesus' name in place of the female pronouns Mr. Ashcroft has dirtied up the song with.

Thank you for offering to fix up the lyrics after John Ashcroft did us all a disservice, Brother Billy Bob. Perhaps you could insert Zeke's aircraft name, White Eagle, in the lyrics somewhere.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Brother Jim,Great news! I am happy to tell you that the people at the Charity and the nearby streets donated a total of $213.87 last Sunday. Our family will be visiting this charity regularly for the time being and I'm quite sure that additional donations will be forthcoming.

We won't reject such a paltry amount, but those homeless 'friends' of yours are surely hell-bound if that's all they can collectively come up with.

By the way, that check for 6 million from the Christian Children's Fund just came in so we can put that towards the aircraft.

That's more like it! Thank you Brother Billy Bob. Jesus smiles favorably on you.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have to digress a moment to tell you what we on the Committee chuckled about at our last meeting. We were working on the ventilated cigar room we're planning for Pastor Zeke and whoever he invites into that room.

Someone pointed out that If Creflo Dollar lights up in his tiny jet, everyone will start coughing.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Sorry folks but I'm still waiting to hear back from that tv banker about the reverse mortgage on my beach condo. But that joo fellar Hank Winkler said I would definitely here something back before the end of the week.

In the meantime, I still have the week of Memorial Day open if anyone is interested.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'll be damned if I'm going to let our beloved Pastor be one-upped by a Darkie mumbo-jumbo mumbler! To borrow from the Jive terminology, God gotta represent, Word!


I have $17 million in my bug-out bag that I'm dropping off this evening. Then I'm dusting off the old Revival tent and hitting the road this spring. I'm not going to stop pushing the Faith until we have the money to get our Pastor a plane worthy of a True Representative of the One True God. Glory!

Brother Jim,

Have we neglected this very generous offer by Brother Des? While I think that my new homeless acquaintances did very well with their donations, perhaps we should still accept Mr. Des's charitable contribution?

Colossians 3:14
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Brother Jim,

Have we neglected this very generous offer by Brother Des? While I think that my new homeless acquaintances did very well with their donations, perhaps we should still accept Mr. Des's charitable contribution?

Colossians 3:14
And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond of perfectness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for raising this, Brother Elmer. I have been investigating what happened to his promised very generous donation. There was no trace of it with the Bank. He said he would "drop it off". Presumably, that meant the office.

But finding Granny July is like trying to find an Englishman when they're giving away free soap. Eventually, I found her at her home. Apparently, she'd lost her spectacles and thought the contents of the bag were kitty litter. So her damned cats were peeing and pooping all over it.



Anyway, there was $16 million of it untainted which is now in my possession. The $1 million in pee and poop stained notes, (and do they stink!) are still with Granny July. She has been instructed to wash them individually and hang them out to dry, just as soon as the Freehold Security team can make it to her house to prevent any stray nigra taking a shine to them.

So, thank you Brother Des. That was most generous of you! (I think that will entitle you to one of the private suites on board)

[Basilissa]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I have some modest savings, with which I was planning to purchase a second beach front property on lake Michigan (brother Jim Farmer knows where it is, don't you, Brother?). However, that purchase can wait a year or two, while our beloved pastor Zeke cannot wait. Brother Jim - by now you should have received a check for $500,000. Please confirm that it has arrived safely.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We're not making much progress here, people. That false Christian showoff Creflo is gaining ground. He's got some nigra boxer pouring money all over him. How will you all feel if that boy gets his new plane before I do?

I'm thinking about dedicating all of Easter Sunday to the fundraising effort. You've all heard that story about Jesus coming back from the grave over and over again. This Easter, you'll have a new opportunity to show Jesus how much you appreciate His temporary sacrifice on the cross.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you Sister Basilissa, As you can see your generous donation has been received.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.


Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

After much soul searching, I have decided to sell my Brookline home and donate the proceeds to Pastor Zeke's jet fund. It should fetch a little over $3 million.


Where I will live, I don't know. I'm sure the Lord will provide.

Bless you for that Love Offering. That $3 million will help cover the costs of the custom men's room I'm having designed.