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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Youth Pastor Marty!
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A very blessed birthday to you, Pastor!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Happy Birthday Young Fella!
My kids (the boys mostly) always jump when I mention your name. They seem to love your hide and seek game of 'Searching for Jesus'. How you and little ones disappear for hours in the woods, leaving me some peace and quiet to reflect of what God has bestowed on me.
Please do stop by, my gift will be the squeals of children as you teach them all about what Jesus can do.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Brother Marty,
How I wish I had someone like you when I was a boy, with your caring and concern for youth. I believe I would have found the truth about Jesus even faster since your very being displays His love.
The way you exhibit the body of Christ to young people is exciting. Here are all these fresh faces and strong bodies, kneeling and just asking to be filled with Him, and it's all because YOU led them to your special kids only conferences away from the distractions of parents and grandparents. I've heard of the changes in behavior those kids have after returning from one of your get-togethers. Oh, praise God, there is hope for the future generations.
May your birthday be filled with blessings and may the children who fall under your guidance always be willing to accept the love you try to instill within them. I will pray for you daily.
COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarryProverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.Amen and AmenComment
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Have a very happy birthday, Pastor!
God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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It's that time of year again, Pastor Marty! This year, I got you a special surprise waiting in the back of the ice cream truck. I'm just aquiver waiting for you to see! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Happy Birthday
Psalm 118:24
This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:Comment
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