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Here’s a special message for all of the women in the Landover Baptist Community:
Do you ever feel like you don’t measure up? Are you failing to keep your husband happy in your nightly submission to him? Are you worried that the many children you will bear may starve before they are weaned? Well, you're not alone. Breast size is one of the main concerns of modern Christian women.
Breast enhancement is a fast-growing industry, with thousands of doctors and websites advertising products and services designed to enlarge a woman’s bosom. The bad news is that most of these providers can’t back up their claims, or require expensive and painful surgical procedures. The good news is that there is a simple and pain-free answer in the Good Book. Our Biblically mandated and clinically proven female enhancement procedure requires no surgery and is guaranteed to work every time.*
How does it work? Our method is simplicity itself. As Jesus told us in the Sermon on the Mount, “Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.” Now it’s your turn to be the knocker. Just follow these simple steps to achieve the figure that you have always desired:
Step 1: Decide on the size of your seed of faith gift. Remember, the larger the seed you sow, the larger will be your Earthly reward.
Step 2: Send your seed of faith gift, along with a picture of your naked bosom and a note describing your ideal set of breasts to:
Female Enhancement Ministry
Landover Baptist Church
PO Box 32A236D
Freehold, IA 50503
Step 3: We will immediately send your Personal Prayer Plan™ and a bottle of genuine Holy Oil for your anointing by return mail.
Step 4: In some cases, we will dispatch a lay minister to your home for one-on-one laying on of hands services to speed your increase.
Of course, you shouldn’t just take our word for this. Here are testimonials from several of our satisfied customers:
I went from 32A to 34C after a single prayer session, and they’re still getting bigger!
Now that I’ve received my bounty from the Lord, I can’t get Mr. Whitford to leave the house.
Sure, they’re great, but how did I get them? Only God knows for sure.
Truly, my cups runneth over.
Most Christian women can easily achieve a C-cup. Women who are especially beloved of the Lord can attain DD size or even more! The figure you've always dreamed of is only a prayer away!®
Men, don't think Jesus has forgotten about you. Watch for our Christian male enhancement seminar, coming to a venue near you soon! Sew a seed to help you sew your seed!(R)
*Testimonial results not typical. Your response may vary. Results only guaranteed if your faith is strong enough and your offering large enough to achieve the cup size that you desire.
Do you ever feel like you don’t measure up? Are you failing to keep your husband happy in your nightly submission to him? Are you worried that the many children you will bear may starve before they are weaned? Well, you're not alone. Breast size is one of the main concerns of modern Christian women.
Breast enhancement is a fast-growing industry, with thousands of doctors and websites advertising products and services designed to enlarge a woman’s bosom. The bad news is that most of these providers can’t back up their claims, or require expensive and painful surgical procedures. The good news is that there is a simple and pain-free answer in the Good Book. Our Biblically mandated and clinically proven female enhancement procedure requires no surgery and is guaranteed to work every time.*
How does it work? Our method is simplicity itself. As Jesus told us in the Sermon on the Mount, “Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.” Now it’s your turn to be the knocker. Just follow these simple steps to achieve the figure that you have always desired:
Step 1: Decide on the size of your seed of faith gift. Remember, the larger the seed you sow, the larger will be your Earthly reward.
Step 2: Send your seed of faith gift, along with a picture of your naked bosom and a note describing your ideal set of breasts to:
Female Enhancement Ministry
Landover Baptist Church
PO Box 32A236D
Freehold, IA 50503
Step 3: We will immediately send your Personal Prayer Plan™ and a bottle of genuine Holy Oil for your anointing by return mail.
Step 4: In some cases, we will dispatch a lay minister to your home for one-on-one laying on of hands services to speed your increase.
Of course, you shouldn’t just take our word for this. Here are testimonials from several of our satisfied customers:
I went from 32A to 34C after a single prayer session, and they’re still getting bigger!
Now that I’ve received my bounty from the Lord, I can’t get Mr. Whitford to leave the house.
Sure, they’re great, but how did I get them? Only God knows for sure.
Truly, my cups runneth over.
Most Christian women can easily achieve a C-cup. Women who are especially beloved of the Lord can attain DD size or even more! The figure you've always dreamed of is only a prayer away!®
Men, don't think Jesus has forgotten about you. Watch for our Christian male enhancement seminar, coming to a venue near you soon! Sew a seed to help you sew your seed!(R)
*Testimonial results not typical. Your response may vary. Results only guaranteed if your faith is strong enough and your offering large enough to achieve the cup size that you desire.
My housing situation is not the best at the moment and I would not like to see my dwelling place demolished because of any undesirable side-effects. I am proud to tell that at the moment my "outreach" is very, very clearly not homer.
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