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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #16
    Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Basilissa, you answered your own question in that these forums belong to a church, hence, they’re one in the same! Barring this fact, part and parcel to Timothy 2:12 is for you to NOT usurp the authority over man in any way whatsoever.
    You're giving me a bit of a headache. If somethings that belongs to something else is the same as the thing it belongs to, does it mean that when I marry I will become my husband?

    I'm confused. Please forgive me, being a feeble minded female, it happens quite often. I have a nice Victorian era yellow diamond ring, that belongs to me, and I have never thought that the ring could be seen anything more than my possession (?).

    My dear, the term SILENCE relative to 2nd class women is to be taken in words spoken, typed, or any thought that usurps the superior man, period.
    So...
    Are you one of these fluffy-bunny so called "Christians" who interpret the Bible as they wish instead of reading what it literally means?

    2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

    Basilissa, dear, if you do the simple math, you are in fact a sister of the first woman ever to be made from a man’s rib. All women are sisters of Eve and in the same vein, all superior men are brothers of Adam.
    I believe the term that is more widely used is "daughters of Eve" and "sons of Adams." I might be wrong, though.

    You can lift your prayers above Heaven until the cows come home, but specific bible doctrine towards the 2nd class women will remain, sorry.
    Now you really have my curiosity, who are the 2nd class women and who are the 1st class women?

    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Brother D. Thomas
      Not the sharpest crayon in the box
      Cherry picker on his way to Hell
      • Feb 2013
      • 176

      #17
      Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

      Basilissa, SISTER of Eve,

      I am giving you a headache? How many times have I heard that from women before, I can't count the times!

      Dear, let's deduce this to the irreducible primary, shall we? Your supernatural occurrence, Eve, screwed up big time in the Garden of Eden by going against Yahweh and eating from the Tree of Knowledge. This is barring the fact that Yahweh was omnipresent (John 2:24-25; 6:64; 16:30) and knew beforehand that Eve was going to screw up, this is another discussion. Therefore, it all started from the beginning where the woman started the original sin scenario, and man has been paying for it ever since!

      I am assuming that you were trying to make a "funny" when you proffered that there was a 1st class woman, yes? There is no such thing in the godly scheme of things as revealed throughout the scriptures. Are you trying in vain to be comedic?

      I am growing tired in my placating to a woman here in this thread, therefore, I would suggest that you actually follow the scriptures and accept the biblical FACT that all men rule over you in every way.

      “For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God, but woman is the glory of man, for man was not made for woman, but woman from man, NEITHER WAS MAN CREATED FOR WOMAN, BUT WOMAN FOR MAN.” (1 Corinthians 11:17)


      In the name of the hung Savior,

      Brother D. Thomas


      __________________________________________________ _



      When on the road for Jesus driving my Salvation Bus, I have always taken a missionary position with women
      by spreading the true gospel of Jesus Christ relative to their second class status at best in the godly scheme of things.
      Also of interest to Jesus is my Greyhound Bus Depot Ministries and the ever so popular Nevada State Brothel Ministries.

      “But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the woman is man.
      For the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8)

      “It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12997

        #18
        Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

        Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
        Dear, let's deduce this to the irreducible primary, shall we? Your supernatural occurrence, Eve, screwed up big time in the Garden of Eden by going against Yahweh and eating from the Tree of Knowledge. This is barring the fact that Yahweh was omnipresent (John 2:24-25; 6:64; 16:30) and knew beforehand that Eve was going to screw up, this is another discussion. Therefore, it all started from the beginning where the woman started the original sin scenario, and man has been paying for it ever since!
        Oh, I'm paying for it, too. In easy monthly payments!

        I am assuming that you were trying to make a "funny" when you proffered that there was a 1st class woman, yes? There is no such thing in the godly scheme of things as revealed throughout the scriptures. Are you trying in vain to be comedic?
        Is American a second language for you? That would explain a lot.

        In American, when you say that X is a "second class Y," that implies that Y has more than one class, and that X belongs to the second of these multiple classes.

        I hope that was helpful (=not teaching, just helping, like a help meat ought to do), dear.

        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 13102

          #19
          Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
          I am beside myself in trying to explain 1 Corinthians 11:14 away from it's actual truth relative to our Lord's appearance. The hell bound Atheists shove this passage in my face all the time and I don't have a cogent godly response to it, and still look intelligent looking in the aftermath.
          I would appreciate any Christian apologetics that I may be missing on this situation. Thanking you in advance.

          I am sorry to say you do not understand the literal meaning of 1 Corinthians 11:14. Long hair and hair that has never been cut mean the same thing in the Bible. We can see from pictures of Jesus his hair and beard was neatly trimmed, not long as in never cut.

          There are no contradictions in the Bible. Pictures of Jesus do not contradict 1 Corinthians 11:14.
          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Brother D. Thomas
            Not the sharpest crayon in the box
            Cherry picker on his way to Hell
            • Feb 2013
            • 176

            #20
            Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

            Johnny Joe,






            Jesus with "short hair" is scriptural!




            Jesus with long hair is not scriptural!



            In the name of the hung Savior,

            Brother D. Thomas

            ____________________________________________




            When on the road for Jesus driving my Salvation Bus, I have always taken a missionary position with women
            by spreading the true gospel of Jesus Christ relative to their second class status at best in the godly scheme of things.
            Also of interest to Jesus is my Greyhound Bus Depot Ministries and the ever so popular Nevada State Brothel Ministries.

            “But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the woman is man.
            For the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8)

            “It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              There are no contradictions in the Bible. Pictures of Jesus do not contradict 1 Corinthians 11:14.
              Thank you for clearing that up, Mayor. The constant heckling of True Christians™ was beginning to upset me. I cannot know how long the hair of our Savior may have been, but I know it certainly would never have been put up in a "man bun," which is all the rage today. As I've never seen an image with Jesus' hair tied up in a bun, I can only assume it wasn't "long."

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Youth Minister Harry
                Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 832

                #22
                Re: TRUE Christians, I need your help about Jesus' hair!

                So many liberal leaders are growing homo-bun haircuts now. It's sickening. I've heard some protesters are now throwing pies at them during speeches. I have a feeling they're going to be getting loads of cream in their buns! Praise Jesus!
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                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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