Godly Women will destroy ISIS

[Ph0enix808]

This is an example of a real American hero, She will destroy the evil cult of isis! It seems like she is well armed too

Lets just hope she is obeying her husband.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Shouldn't she be at home in the kitchen making dinners for her husband and children?

[Basilissa]

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As a delicate, feminine True Christian(tm) lady I do not know much about guns, but why is there some kind of 90 degrees bullet-turning device on the business end of that rifle - is this a sideways shooting rifle, or something?

[Ph0enix808]

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Shouldn't she be at home in the kitchen making dinners for her husband and children?

Perhaps her family was kidnapped and she wants to save them so she can still make dinners for them

As a delicate, feminine True Christian™ lady I do not know much about guns, but why is there some kind of 90 degrees bullet-turning device on the business end of that rifle - is this a sideways shooting rifle, or something?

that is so the bullets stay stable when being shot

[Basilissa]

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that is so the bullets stay stable when being shot

Oh.

I assume that she lost most part of her left arm (and presumably her right arm as well) because the bullets were not stable?

I don't know a great deal about physics, but isn't shooting bullets the complete opposite of the bullets being stable?

[Ph0enix808]

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Oh.

I assume that she lost most part of her left arm (and presumably her right arm as well) because the bullets were not stable?

I don't know a great deal about physics, but isn't shooting bullets the complete opposite of the bullets being stable?

Yeah... most of her left arm was blown off unfortunately(makes cooking harder but thanks to Landover Baptist University it will be better again soon!)

and thanks to godly inventors both of those were made possible!

[Back against wall]

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I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note. She is one homely looking thing. Also, she is a Ginger. Which makes me more ill.

[Ph0enix808]

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I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note. She is one homely looking thing. Also, she is a Ginger. Which makes me more ill.

I don't think they will be able to catch her, Just look at that gun she has!

[Didymus Much]

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I don't think they will be able to catch her, Just look at that gun she has!

Problem is you have to be actually manning the gun for it to do any good, and not stuffing your face with Twinkies 24/7.

Where do I put my money down for her ending up as wife #4 in the back of a Hilux?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I can tell you one thing, she is never going to be taken hostage. In fact, if they catch her they will either just laugh, kill her or send her back to America with a surrender note.

Or eat her. She could fed a small, desert village.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I think this fellow has more chance of success than... the 1/2 armed, backwards-facing rifle, human blob.

[Nobar King]

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I would just like to point out that I would like to destroy ISIS, too. I don't want anyone to forget that.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Let ALL second class women take their place on the battlefield, it's about all they're good for anyway.

“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas

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When on the road for Jesus driving my Salvation Bus, I have always taken a missionary position with women
by spreading the true gospel of Jesus Christ relative to their second class status in the godly scheme of things.
Also of interest to Jesus is my Greyhound Bus Depot Ministries and the ever so popular, Nevada State Brothel Ministries.

“But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ and the head of the woman is man.
For the man is not of the women; but the woman of the man.” (1Corinthians 11: 3,8)

“It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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My husband believes that as a lady, I have no place on the battlefield, but I am allowed to pray for their utter, ruthless defeat at the hands of God soon, and I put together care troops for our Christian men in the army filled with KJV Bibles, Bible tracts, and pies.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've never understood why they don't send queers out to the front lines. Maybe some retardeds too. Why waste Godly American treasure?