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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12993
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

    Dear Dr. Toole, I wish you a happy birthday!

    This is the cake I wanted to send you via prayer to France, but one of our Pastors came over and he ate it (it's not his birthday, but well, he is a Pastor):



    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
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    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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    • Elmer G. White
      Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
      Victim of atheist scientific persecution
       
      • Apr 2014
      • 10276
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

      Happy Brithday, Friend!

      It is wonderful to know that this Fallen Earth still has some medical professionals who understand that all their efforts are in vain and, in fact, most harmful, unless Prayer becomes their principal tool of trade!

      Mark 2:17
      When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

      Just look at this wonderful image of Jesus visiting a sick female child. No doctor can ever attain what regular, daily prayer does.



      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

          Happy Birthday, Dr. Toole! May Jesus preserve you from the topless feminists in France.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 5051
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

              Thank you my dear friends. Due to a weeklong alcoholic binge medical emergency I didn't check my mails until today. I am overcome with emotion reading your personal messages to me. To me. To. Me. ME... Excuse me, I'm having a moment. I just need to...%x%YU#I.... . . . brb
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                  An old soul
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 5051
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

                  OK I am feeling better.

                  Young Miss Basilissa, it seems you really set me up nicely with some tasty "tarte", as we say here in France. I'm not surprized the Pastor couldn't help from grabbing at a slice and pounding it at the office. Not to worry, there's always next year. Without wanting to seem overly picky, I do rather prefer a good topping as my birthday treat. So I would be much obliged if you could find a huge, glistening Danish for me for next year.

                  Much appreciated - love to all the Basilissa family.
                  If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22378
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!

                      Why are we celebrating the birthday of someone I never even met? I am certain I never got a gift from him...
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dr Anthony J. Toole!





                          (Sorry for the past due Birthday wishes. It was my unclean time and I did not want to sully you)







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