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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #16
    Re: We also want the wall!

    Originally posted by god_ISNT_Real! View Post
    Donald is shit, and god isn't real. NO PROOF...
    And... no proof offered in support of your case, either. Just failed insults.


    Do you understand how anything works?

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    • i_will_ddos_you
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2016
      • 1

      #17
      Re: We also want the wall!

      Listen here, do the smallest of research on ANYTHING, evolution, biology, hell, if everything was shat out of gods <<<expletive deleted>>>, what was before him? Did he create himself?Ignoring facts because you people are too scared to face reality, so you have to make up <<<expletive deleted>>> to cope with the stresses of the world instead of working on them like everyone else.
      If anyone "understands how things work" it would be me, knowing people are, and SHOULD be entitled to an opinion, not being guided by that <<<expletive deleted>>> "jesus" of yours. What has he done for you? Nothing. And when you're dead? Nothing. Face reality, neckbeards.


      Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine.
      Learn to live for yourselves, <<<expletive deleted>>>.
      Last edited by Basilissa; 11-04-2016, 12:22 AM. Reason: keeping the forum clean for Jesus

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #18
        Re: We also want the wall!

        Originally posted by i_will_ddos_you View Post
        Listen here, do the smallest of research on ANYTHING, evolution, biology, hell, if everything was shat out of gods asshole, what was before him? Did he create himself?Ignoring facts because you people are too scared to face reality, so you have to make up bullshit to cope with the stresses of the world instead of working on them like everyone else.
        If anyone "understands how things work" it would be me, knowing people are, and SHOULD be entitled to an opinion, not being guided by that retarded piffle "jesus" of yours. What has he done for you? Nothing. And when you're dead? Nothing. Face reality, neckbeards.


        Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine.
        Learn to live for yourselves, faggots.
        It seems to me your entire argument falls apart the moment it is revealed we don't fear death.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12997

          #19
          Re: We also want the wall!

          Originally posted by i_will_ddos_you View Post
          Listen here, do the smallest of research on ANYTHING, evolution, biology, hell,
          But we do, sweetie, every day. It's called reading the Holy Bible.

          if everything was shat out of gods <<<expletive deleted>>>, what was before him? Did he create himself?Ignoring facts because you people are too scared to face reality, so you have to make up <<<expletive deleted>>> to cope with the stresses of the world instead of working on them like everyone else.
          If anyone "understands how things work" it would be me, knowing people are, and SHOULD be entitled to an opinion, not being guided by that <<<expletive deleted>>> "jesus" of yours. What has he done for you? Nothing. And when you're dead? Nothing. Face reality, neckbeards.
          I thank you for your unjust persecultion and await my reward in Heaven (Matthew 5:10-12).

          Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine.
          Learn to live for yourselves, <<<expletive deleted>>>.
          So... you've just admitted, in writing, that you will try to commit a crime.

          I will pray for your lost soul, sweetie.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #20
            Re: We also want the wall!

            Originally posted by i_will_ddos_you View Post
            Listen here, do the smallest of research on ANYTHING, evolution, biology, hell, if everything was shat out of gods <<<expletive deleted>>>, what was before him? Did he create himself?Ignoring facts because you people are too scared to face reality, so you have to make up <<<expletive deleted>>> to cope with the stresses of the world instead of working on them like everyone else.
            If anyone "understands how things work" it would be me, knowing people are, and SHOULD be entitled to an opinion, not being guided by that <<<expletive deleted>>> "jesus" of yours. What has he done for you? Nothing. And when you're dead? Nothing. Face reality, neckbeards.


            Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine.
            Learn to live for yourselves, <<<expletive deleted>>>.
            Why do you have so much hate in you? If you are so knowledgeable, why you do not explain your point of view? Do you always hate and insult what you cannot understand?


            And for God's sake, stop derailing the thread. We are so close to the start of the construction, we cannot be distracted by the likes of you.
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #21
              Re: We also want the wall!

              Originally posted by i_will_ddos_you View Post
              ...Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine...
              So we know which side of the "free speech" thing you're on.

              ...faggots.
              And a homophobe, too. Lovely.

              Now run along and tell your mother she failed. Not last night (it was great) but with you.

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              • Brother Harold Porter
                Landover Senior Outreach
                Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 8236

                #22
                Re: We also want the wall!

                Originally posted by i_will_ddos_you View Post
                Also, I'd start paying attention to your packet flow of this forum, soon it might be "going under" due to some "attacks" of mine.
                Noted. And should you decide to conduct criminal behavior, be advised that Fairpoint Communications will have records of a Windows 10 user (likely in Maine) with the IP address ending in .132 at this time and date. And I will make sure they have your quote on file.





                Get Jesus inside you instead of hate!


                In Him
                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                • Brother Gonzalez
                  Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Sep 2016
                  • 2087

                  #23
                  Re: We also want the wall!

                  Hi to you all,

                  We have started the construction, but we are still lacking some workers.


                  If you see that jamaican nigro that frequents this site, tell him that he is late, he should have been here by 9 AM. Another late arriving and I will report him to the Donald Inmigration Police.
                  1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8449

                    #24
                    Re: We also want the wall!

                    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                    We have started the construction, but we are still lacking some workers.
                    Brother Gonçalves, our dear Brother Titus from the Germanic lands has come up with an absolutely SPLENDID idea on another, unrelated thread. He writes:

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Wouldn't it be a nice idea if our community makes a holiday trip to the wall and everyone of us places one brick. So we will tell our grandchildren that one brick in this insane beautifull wall was placed there by us. So proud!
                    Just imagine it! We could make it a trip for the whole family, so that everyone from the oldest to the youngest could lay just a single brick, in a specially designated area of the wall, and the story could be passed down through future generations (if there are any future generations).

                    My boys are very keen indeed to take part, mentioning 2 Chronicles 14:7:

                    Therefore he said unto Judah, Let us build these cities, and make about them walls, and towers, gates and bars, while the land is yet before us; because we have sought the LORD our God, we have sought Him, and He hath given us rest on every side. So they built and prospered.

                    My daughter Hannah wonders whether the girls could do their bit, perhaps by decorating the bricks laid by the menfolk? She cited 1 Kings 6:29 here:

                    And he carved all the walls of the house round about with carved figures of cherubims and palm trees and open flowers, within and without.

                    (though if we do this decoration, we should obviously only do it on the American side.)

                    What do you think, Brother?

                    YiC
                    JL-V
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Brother Gonzalez
                      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 2087

                      #25
                      Re: We also want the wall!

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Brother Gonçalves, our dear Brother Titus from the Germanic lands has come up with an absolutely SPLENDID idea on another, unrelated thread.

                      Just imagine it! We could make it a trip for the whole family, so that everyone from the oldest to the youngest could lay just a single brick, in a specially designated area of the wall, and the story could be passed down through future generations (if there are any future generations).


                      What do you think, Brother?

                      Of course I love and support Titus idea (I think you are talking to me, but you may have confused me with some Portuguese or Brazilian scum; I'm Gonzalez)


                      But please, if you are going to implement this idea, let me know with a few days in advance. The idea of a lot of white people coming to the border with bricks in their hands it's lovely, but I'd like to be a few miles away just in case people get carried away and start throwing the bricks to this side (you can't tell by my looks that I am a True Christian, even though I'm getting whiter every day)
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • Brother Gonzalez
                        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Sep 2016
                        • 2087

                        #26
                        Re: We also want the wall!

                        Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

                        Things are looking better. We are advancing in the erection of the wall. So far, so good:





                        Still, we are short of people here. Mexicans are lazy and drunk, so they cannot work more than 3 hourse before the siesta.


                        And it is hot. Did you know it was so hot in here? You could have warned me. And it is SO LONG. Almost 2,000 miles! I did not know that before starting. It seems a little crazy, but again, this is what God and Donald want. God made a guy build an Ark that was big, but not so big, and put every animal, insect and whatever inside. Building a wall this long does not fall beyond the reach of His desires.


                        What I want you to do is to nominate people to work in this Wall. Then we can ask Donald to force this people to come down here.


                        I guess I should start with the obvious thing and put mexican hellywood people on the list.


                        So I nominate Salma Hayek, Selena Gomez and Antonio Banderas*. Please let me know who else.


                        *Ok, technically he is not mexican, but who cares? He played one many times on films.
                        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8449

                          #27
                          Re: We also want the wall!

                          Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                          *Ok, technically he is not mexican, but who cares? He played one many times on films.
                          Likewise Javier Bardem, who looks like a strong fellow and could carry a lot of bricks. His wife, not so much.
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Brother Gonzalez
                            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Sep 2016
                            • 2087

                            #28
                            Re: We also want the wall!

                            Guys, this is getting ridiculous. Where are the millions of Donald supporters? I was expecting some help. One brick by every Donald voter, and the wall would have been finished.

                            I want to go home for Christmas, to celebrate the Birth of Our Saviour. I'm almost at the point to call it a day and let the wall unfinished.


                            But then I think in you guys having to watch a bean-filled hat-wearing mexican crossing your garden, and that gives me the strenght to keep on working.


                            Please sent the jailed criminals, or the Negroes!
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                            • Brother Gonzalez
                              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Sep 2016
                              • 2087

                              #29
                              Re: We also want the wall!



                              Donald and God keep their promises.


                              Praise the Lord! Hail Donald!
                              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 9384

                                #30
                                Re: We also want the wall!

                                We have millions of fat Americans (and to judge by the recent marches - fat lezbeans), many of them wasting their money on Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers memberships, along with millions paying "Health Club" fees to walk idly on treadmills - all accomplishing, nothing.

                                The obese don't need Fat Camps, they need to do something worthwhile - and be proud and patriotic Americans and contribute to their country instead of relying on ObamaCare to suck the rest of us dry to cure their fat caused diseases.

                                Come and get fit and trim - and help build the wall.

                                The Building of Hadrian's Wall

                                Many people mistakenly believe that the wall was built by slaves. But by today's standards we could say that the wall was a kind of occupational therapy for Roman legionaries; men from all over the Empire who had voluntarily joined the army probably needed such an exercise to keep them fit and busy in what was, at that time, a lonely outpost at the farthest edge of the world.

                                The Roman army numbered amongst its ranks highly skilled architects, mason builders, surveyors and carpenters as well as soldiers for whom the wall was an opportunity to express their talents and also be part of what they felt was the greatest civilising force in the west at that time. Local people may have willingly helped for not dissimilar reasons. And undoubtedly local people benefitted from trade in goods and services.

                                . . .


                                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                ...and get off my lawn
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