Women who ride bicycles are sluts

[Faith_Machine]

This has been bothering me lot lately. Here in San Francisco, the streets are filled with bicyclists, and it's especially disturbing to see women engaged in this activity.

Being on a bike positions the rider so her bottom is essentially displayed on a pedestal, so the city is filled with women who look like baboons presenting themselves so they can be mated from behind.


And don't even get me started on the fact that these girls are pedaling all over the place without chaperones.


I sure hope none of you allow your daughters to get involved in bicycling.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

That explains why I see these types of bikes on the sidewalk all the time then.







I thought these were homer-cycles.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

This has been bothering me lot lately. Here in San Francisco, the streets are filled with bicyclists, and it's especially disturbing to see women engaged in this activity.

Being on a bike positions the rider so her bottom is essentially displayed on a pedestal, so the city is filled with women who look like baboons presenting themselves so they can be mated from behind.


And don't even get me started on the fact that these girls are pedaling all over the place without chaperones.


I sure hope none of you allow your daughters to get involved in bicycling.

My understanding is that both women and the homersexualists use the bicycle to secretly rape themselves.

Why they can't just be Christian is beyond me.

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

God gave us cars with a back seat for women to sit in for a reason. The last thing I want to see is a female riding around on a bicycle seat, rubbing herself back and forth and faking orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.
I sometimes have stopped in a park and seen many girls (and strapping young men in revealing spandex where if you look carefully you can easily see every inch of their turgid manhood) riding around and around, obviously attempting to pleasure themselves. It is so bad, sometimes I just sit there, my mouth gaping at the sights, for hours on end.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

It's totally intentional. Female bicyclists love to have their bottoms elevated and on display. Most female bicyclists are liberal hippie types, and I think psychologists would have a lot to say about this.

I believe these she-hippies are anal-retentive, and get some sense of power from forcing decent motorists to drive slowly behind them while they take up an entire traffic lane.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

It's totally intentional. Female bicyclists love to have their bottoms elevated and on display. Most female bicyclists are liberal hippie types, and I think psychologists would have a lot to say about this.

I believe these she-hippies are anal-retentive, and get some sense of power from forcing decent motorists to drive slowly behind them while they take up an entire traffic lane.

Many states require special permits for those oversized loads Brother Faith, and in some cases they require a police escort.

I haven't seen any of those here in Freehold, but I'm sure our Mayor Hold know what arrangements need to be made.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

The women of Freehold know how to watch their weight.

Also, if they do go bicycling, they dress appropriately.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Many states require special permits for those oversized loads Brother Faith, and in some cases they require a police escort.
I haven't seen any of those here in Freehold, but I'm sure our Mayor Hold know what arrangements need to be made.

Here at the Freehold PD we have decided evidence is the key in court cases. We encourage men in our city to take photographs and bring them to City Hall for inspection. It has become such a big problem.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

The women of Freehold know how to watch their weight.

Also, if they do go bicycling, they dress appropriately.

My concern is what is going on under that dress (There could be a midget or child nigra under there committing unspeakable acts). Perhaps an ordinance should be passed to require Freehold elders the responsibilities of spot inspections.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Everyone wonders why women like to ride horses and gaycycles. Truth is they get sexual pleasure from it. That's why women sweat on bicycles even though they are not driving fast at all.
It's just very very messed up. Also look how a study showed that women who drive bisycles have a way higher abortion rate. It makes them big sluts.

[Constance42]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Haha I just signed up here because of how hard this made me laugh

That explains why I see these types of bikes on the sidewalk all the time then.







I thought these were homer-cycles.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Haha I just signed up here because of how hard this made me laugh

The Lord brought you here for a reason, Constance, and it wasn't so you could giggle about homosexual sex toys.

Please vist our Introductory Forum, and start a new thread there, in order to introduce yourself.

We want to hear all about your walk with Jesus!

Also, please upload a profile picture.

Thank you.

[amy14md]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I ride my bike to and from school everyday, and even to bible class!

Should I stop, I didn't realise it was bad

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

I ride my bike to and from school everyday, and even to bible class!

Should I stop...

Yes.

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[amy14md]

Re: Women who ride bicycles are sluts

Ok...thankyou