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I spoke with my sister today. She's taken her children to the pharmacy to get Flu Shots. She says this is the worst flu season in years, supposedly since the Swine Flu. She worries that her children might come down with the flu at school. I reminded her that Jesus gave us a metaphorical flu shot when He died on the Cross for us, and all she needs to do is turn her life over to Him and compel her children to do the same.
She started to argue with me until I pulled out my Holy Bible and spoke the Word over her talking. Jesus tells us that hearing Scripture will beget Faith (Romans 10:17), and while I'm still waiting for her Faith to kick in, I thought I'd share here the Scripture Verses I shared with her. By the end of our conversation I was screaming and she had hung up on me, but the verses are still good. I would encourage any True Christian™ to go to their local pharmacy with your children and recite these aloud. If the heretical Salvation Army can stand outside the pharmacy with their stupid bells at Christmastime, we can stand outside the pharmacy with our megaphones.
She started to argue with me until I pulled out my Holy Bible and spoke the Word over her talking. Jesus tells us that hearing Scripture will beget Faith (Romans 10:17), and while I'm still waiting for her Faith to kick in, I thought I'd share here the Scripture Verses I shared with her. By the end of our conversation I was screaming and she had hung up on me, but the verses are still good. I would encourage any True Christian™ to go to their local pharmacy with your children and recite these aloud. If the heretical Salvation Army can stand outside the pharmacy with their stupid bells at Christmastime, we can stand outside the pharmacy with our megaphones.
And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.
Exodus 15:26
Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Psalm 103:3
But when Jesus knew it, he withdrew himself from thence: and great multitudes followed him, and he healed them all;
Matthew 12:15
He brought them forth also with silver and gold: and there was not one feeble person among their tribes.
Psalm 105:37
Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Isaiah 53:4-5
Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.
For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.
1 Peter 2:24-25
And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
Mark 11:22-26
Exodus 15:26
Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
Psalm 103:3
But when Jesus knew it, he withdrew himself from thence: and great multitudes followed him, and he healed them all;
Matthew 12:15
He brought them forth also with silver and gold: and there was not one feeble person among their tribes.
Psalm 105:37
Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
Isaiah 53:4-5
Who his own self bare our sins in his own body on the tree, that we, being dead to sins, should live unto righteousness: by whose stripes ye were healed.
For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.
1 Peter 2:24-25
And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
But if ye do not forgive, neither will your Father which is in heaven forgive your trespasses.
Mark 11:22-26
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