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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12840

    #1

    U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

    Every year some atheist organization puts out a list of the ten happiest countries in the world. The U. S. never comes close to making it. This year it slipped down a few spots. Hallelujah.

    While we here at Landover Baptist live without sin, we were born sinners. What is the rest of the U.S. supposed to do, jump up and down with "happiness" over The Fall and that huge numbers are headed to hell? This country will continue to suffer because it needs to repent of its sin. It needs to be miserable.

    Then, Jesus died for our sins. Are we supposed to celebrate that by saying, "Oh, that makes me feel good. I'm so happy I made Jesus suffer and die."

    No, a nation that has not repented of its sin is better off being miserable.

    http://www.newsweek.com/happiest-unh...405?yptr=yahoo
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22376

    #2
    Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

    Clearly all people who were ever happy will burn in Hell. God needs us to suffer to prove or worth, especially women (Genesis 3:16).
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12840

      #3
      Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Clearly all people who were ever happy will burn in Hell. God needs us to suffer to prove or worth, especially women (Genesis 3:16).
      Thank you, Cranky, for pointing to Genesis 3:16 which tells us about the virtue of suffering and misery. Women, especially, must be wary of finding happiness. Clearly God does not want this.

      The countries that rank highest in happiness measurement are the free-loader ones in Northern Europe. Anyone who gets the notion our path to heaven is waltzing through our lives with good medical care and secure employment needs to read the Bible.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • handmaiden
        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 11510

        #4
        Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

        It was once said that the only hell Christians will ever endure is their time on earth. But this troubled time on earth is the only heaven that unbelievers will ever know.

        Better to be miserable and suffer now than endure unspeakble agonies for eternity. Everyone who knows that God is Love, knows that.

        Hell is all the proof that I will ever need about God's loving nature. Happiness here on earth has nothing to do with God's love. Who needs it?
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • DolliMoans
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2017
          • 451

          #5
          Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

          I'm happy every day! Praise JESUS! How can anyone be depressed when we live in God's Favorite Country? This polls sounds very biased and arbitrary. I bet the results were skewed by liberal ingrates, immigrants and its-all-about-me-Gen Z millenials ditching classes and spitting on America.

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14495

            #6
            Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

            I'm sure that's right. People "identifying" as just about anything they fancy based on the shallowest justifications I've ever heard, all seeming to derive from what other people expect. It only encourages greater levels of misery for others, such as furries who think they're a bat or a penguin and get triggered if you suggest to a friend they may be human. I doubt it's "fun" being triggered: “Oh! Oh! Oh! I am not a human I am BAT When addressing me go ee! ee! eee! e! eeee! ee! ee! Why don't you just poison me that's what you'd like to do really isn't it? Go on. Go on. Admit it. Hate! All I get is Hate!” Next you're compared to Stalin, Pol Pot, rabies, ebola and parasitic feather mites. The bat looks like it's about to have a stroke and just when you're thinking the ambience can't get any worse the penguin starts regurgitating rancid fish.

            Neither of them fit my idea of "happy" but the tragedy is they actually expect surgery to transition across species no doubt on the public purse because they've been born in the wrong body! The cost of one body transplant drains medical resources (regardless of who pays for it or where it's done since there's a finite number of doctors who could be treating actual rabies, ebola and feather mites) so persons deprived of treatments they actually need are unhappy too. We're talking heathen here obviously Christians are healed by prayer once converted.

            Cascading misery from the Me. Now. generation in which gender/species dysphoria is rampant.

            Satan is the cause, rampant in every Godless wretch many of whom use public transport. And let's face it, who wants regurgitating penguin furries on a train?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

              I've always thought being happy was terribly over rated. If a person is happy, they would have no reason to live. Suicide would send a person straight to Hell. The constant effort at working towards being happy is one of the reasons for living. If God wanted us to be happy all the time, He would make it so. If we were always happy, then many people would not see the value in sacrificing themselves to praise God. That would make God even more angry and then all people would suffer horribly and be extremely unhappy.
              So give me a place where happiness is just out of reach for most of the people. Let me want to be taken from my miserable existence here on Earth to the rich rewards of Heaven and eternal bliss on the Right Hand of God Himself.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Jim C. Lombardo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Aug 2014
                • 565

                #8
                Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                The U.S. place on the list is no accident, it's a plot by the Japanese, illegally importing content in our country such as this:



                Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post

                WARNING!!! DO NOT SCROLL DOWN IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE, A WOMAN, OR UNDER 21!!!












                - a conniving effort on the Jap's part to debase and demoralize the men in our country. How can anyone be truly happy being bombarded with sick images like this every day?

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #9
                  Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                  Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                  The U.S. place on the list is no accident, it's a plot by the Japanese, illegally importing content in our country such as this:
                  I'm confused. How does a Japanese list with the US on it contribute to importing pornographic cartoons?
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • LW1997
                    Unsaved trash
                    Sexually obsessed with blacks

                    Excels in being witless
                    • Oct 2017
                    • 144

                    #10
                    Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                    Sure that the United States are God's favorite country and not Israel? We know that the final home for born again believers is the New Jerusalem (Revelation 21 & 22)

                    Anyways, God wants all countries to repent (change their mind) and believe the Gospel. He made it simple: He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. (John 3:18)

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                      Originally posted by LW1997 View Post
                      Sure that the United States are God's favorite country and not Israel? We know that the final home for born again believers is the New Jerusalem (Revelation 21 & 22)
                      I'm no theologian, but it seems to me that making New Jerusalem the exact same as Old Jerusalem would be, well, kind of retarded. And I do not serve a retarded God, thankyouverymuch. Besides, the Bible tells us there won't be Jews in Heaven. Or Greeks, the Mexicans of Europe, thank God (Galatians 3:28).
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22895

                        #12
                        Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                        Happiness is a display pure ignorance - of a weak mentality; of those given to mindless frivolity.

                        How is it possible to be "the happiest country" when we see how many of our fellow men suffering because of their sin, and yet here are we, Landover, with to inspired Knowledge from God to be able to recreate Paradise.

                        Why! Even the Jews have not been perfected yet! There will be plenty of time to be happy in Eternity with Jesus.

                        I bet that all those Americans who died and made it to heaven are the happiest in all of Paradise.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Jim C. Lombardo
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Aug 2014
                          • 565

                          #13
                          Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          I'm confused. How does a Japanese list with the US on it contribute to importing pornographic cartoons?

                          Think about it. Look at the top supposed "happiest" country, and then look at the discovery you found about Finland being a authentic tool created by the Japanese.

                          Clearly Japan has an active hand in all this, in trying to undermine the US at every turn. By distracting our attention with the pursuit of happiness, they've been slipping all sorts of filth through our borders, full well knowing that the "happy ending" is a lie, and masterbatory pleasures ultimately weakens the masculine soul. Porn makes man so weak, they hope to cripple the US with it, so they may catch us blindsighted, so they may launch a nuclear offensive in retribution for the US winning WWII.

                          Yes, the japs are very sneaky. They hope that liberals will take the US, and try to guide this country towards a socialist dystopia, and make us more like Finland. And we all know that country is full of lazy perverts! They're just like the Danes.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #14
                            Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                            Originally posted by Jim C. Lombardo View Post
                            Yes, the japs are very sneaky.
                            We never should have let them out of those camps in California.


                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12840

                              #15
                              Re: U.S. is Not Among the Ten Happiest Countries, Good for Us.

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              We never should have let them out of those camps in California.
                              I think this index of national happiness is one of the best tools we True Christians have to bring the gospel to the unsaved. It lists for all to see the happiest countries, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Iceland and other like minded places that Jesus wrote off long ago. To preach the word, we simply need to tell people the happiest countries are the ones going to hell. Do you want to be among those people?

                              By suffering to avoid guilt and sin, we get a free ride for eternity. It's a glorious thing to be miserable.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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