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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22912

    #1

    Britney Spears - The Bastard!

    De:23:2: A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    Just as Landover rightly does not welcome Unsaved Trash, so The Lord does not welcome bastards.

    That failed piece of female (I use the term loosely) trash Britney Spears is suffering now in accordance with The Laws and Word of The Almighty! Praise!

    After a catalog of disasters too long to mention, Miss Spears might well be asking , “Why me?” Well I’ll tell you Miss Spears; there you are cavorting around on stage and in public, fornicating all over the place, no stranger to most of the vices the human mind can comprehend, and you wonder why it is!

    Listen Up! You do all that because you are banned from the congregation of The Lord, you have no moral guidance and that is because your great-grandfather fornicated all over England – a woman in every port no doubt lusting after his manly bits. Instead of selling his parrot (or whatever pirates had in them days) and using the money to marry a good True Christian woman; the pair defied The Lord!

    Read all about it!!!
    Skeleton in Britney Spears' family closet She is the former teenage pop sensation from Louisiana better known for her painful divorce and erratic behaviour than her music. But as America’s tarnished pop princess Britney Spears celebrated a triumphant comeback, sweeping the board at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night, details emerged of a secret scandal buried in her family history that would have overshadowed even her well-publicised personal troubles.
    Last week The Times traced the 26-year old singer’s ancestry back to Tottenham in North London where her great grandparents, George Anthony Portell and Lillian Esther Lewis, appear to have been living in sin before they were married - a major scandal back in the 1920s.
    According to Parish records George, the son of a newsagent, and Lillian, daughter of a lighting inspector named James Lewis, were married on July 29, 1923 - the same day and at the same church, St John's Church in Tottenham, as Lillian’s sister Rose Florence Lewis. However, they gave the same home address on their marriage certificate, indicating they were already living together.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

    Where are her handlers? Doesn't she know that she shouldn't be wearing pink, brown, and baby blue together? She doesn't even have blue eyes!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Jean Poole
      Mother of 20
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 384

      #3
      Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

      Which just goes to show- if Miss Spears had had good, Godly grandparents, she might not be such an ungodly wench now. Plus, she could be allowed in God's Church.
      God hates Seth Cochrane.

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      • SuperMarioTroll
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

        I personally can't stand the fawning over celebrities. What have they ever done to help people? Anything they do is for self-benefit.

        Anyway, I say people lay off of Britney. She has been through so much, her mind was temporarily damaged. According to the beliefs here, she'll get hers in the end anyway.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

          Originally posted by SuperMarioTroll View Post
          I personally can't stand the fawning over celebrities. What have they ever done to help people? Anything they do is for self-benefit.

          Anyway, I say people lay off of Britney. She has been through so much, her mind was temporarily damaged. According to the beliefs here, she'll get hers in the end anyway.
          She looks like a whore. I wouldn't defend her if I were you Mr. troll.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

            There should be some sort of law against premarital sex.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Britney Spears - The Bastard!

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              There should be some sort of law against premarital sex.
              You certainly don't see it going on in good Christian families. As Mrs Sarah Palin has taught us abstinence is the only way to raise children.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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