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  • BibleReader2231
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #1

    Happy Memorial Day!

    Happy Memorial Day! In honor of our Godly President going through such unfair persecution, I have been reciting this verse to my cardboard cutout of Trump twice an hour on every hour today and I urge you to pray for him on this Godly occasion in hopes that the persecution will stop. Remember folks, this day should be about him since he’s endured the most as president. God bless President Trump This Memorial Day!

    2 Timothy 2:3 Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.

    Camaro, American flags, Christmas tee in spring, cardboard cutout of Trump <3. Be AMERICAN.

    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12993

    #2
    Re: Happy Memorial Day!

    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
    Camaro, American flags, Christmas tee in spring, cardboard cutout of Trump <3. Be AMERICAN.
    The best way to BE AMERICAN and celebrate the approaching anniversary of thousands of deaths on D-Day is to go shopping to Walmart. Spending money on cheap stuff made in China is exactly what these brave men died for, isn't it?



    I bought some plastic American flags, as well as American flag shoes, bikini, and blanket. I was positively surprised that their price didn't seem to be affected yet by the trade war with China (I'm going to stockpile some more apparel now in anticipation of July 4th, just in case). Now I can really look like a at the beach!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Happy Memorial Day!

      What about Easter and Jesus giving His life for us? There would be no USA if not for His Valiant deeds. I am not going to let some Chelsea Manning twink destroy what so many Christian soldiers, marching as if to war, have died for.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • BibleReader2231
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jul 2018
        • 567

        #4
        Re: Happy Memorial Day!

        Amen Brother Hutchins. The soldiers that are sent to be killed off in the Middle East are doing God’s work by reclaiming the stolen sands for God’s favorite white people. The ones who are not sons of Ham. I’m hoping that also in the spirit of Memorial Day that the accused “war criminals” we see on the media are finally granted pardons so that they may one day hopefully continue to do God’s work. I’m sure the fake media loves to claim that the sand nigras were unarmed but let’s be real here. Has anyone ever personally met a sand nigra in the Middle East who wasn’t packing heat? I bet most of America can’t say they have! God bless America!!!!
        My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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        • Scoutman03
          Unsaved trash
          • Mar 2019
          • 218

          #5
          Re: Happy Memorial Day!

          Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
          Happy Memorial Day! In honor of our Godly President going through such unfair persecution, I have been reciting this verse to my cardboard cutout of Trump twice an hour on every hour today and I urge you to pray for him on this Godly occasion in hopes that the persecution will stop. Remember folks, this day should be about him since he’s endured the most as president. God bless President Trump This Memorial Day!

          2 Timothy 2:3 Thou therefore endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ.

          Camaro, American flags, Christmas tee in spring, cardboard cutout of Trump <3. Be AMERICAN.

          You.. Have.. a cardboard cutout of Trump..?

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          • Dennis Lukes
            Innkeeper for Christ
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2018
            • 2388

            #6
            Re: Happy Memorial Day!

            Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
            You.. Have.. a cardboard cutout of Trump..?
            Shocking, I know. Where does someone come by such a treasure?





            Perhaps the dumpster behind the old Trump University? This one doesn't match Maxine's cardboard cutout. She might have ordered it online. Cursory research indicates that it could be yours for the low, low price of $39.95, and worth every penny. I'm going to order one for my motel. The Donald standing vigil outside the lobby ought to repel the Mexican illegals that come through here around corn detasseling time and try to game the system by sleeping eight to a room.
            I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
            Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
            But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
            From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            • BibleReader2231
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jul 2018
              • 567

              #7
              Re: Happy Memorial Day!

              Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
              You.. Have.. a cardboard cutout of Trump..?
              I know your kind. You’re eyeing my cutout so you can steal it like all the other lieberals that try to sneak into my Pa’s front yard to steal the Trump 2016 signs we still have out there. I have half a mind to report you but I’m not. Just try to steal it. It’s booby trapped.
              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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              • Scoutman03
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                • Mar 2019
                • 218

                #8
                Re: Happy Memorial Day!

                Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                I know your kind. You’re eyeing my cutout so you can steal it like all the other lieberals that try to sneak into my Pa’s front yard to steal the Trump 2016 signs we still have out there. I have half a mind to report you but I’m not. Just try to steal it. It’s booby trapped.
                My Kind? I'm Republican. I don't want it, it's just strange to have that. Are you obsessed? Low-key kinda creepy if i'm being honest. You're a strange person Max..

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                • BibleReader2231
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2018
                  • 567

                  #9
                  Re: Happy Memorial Day!

                  Proverbs 9:19 a false witness shall not be unpunished, and that speaketh lies shall perish.

                  Lying is going to have you on the path to hell ScoutRaper. Just be aware of that.
                  My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                  • Scoutman03
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 218

                    #10
                    Re: Happy Memorial Day!

                    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                    Proverbs 9:19 a false witness shall not be unpunished, and that speaketh lies shall perish.

                    Lying is going to have you on the path to hell ScoutRaper. Just be aware of that.
                    I haven't lied once, I can't say the same thing for you though.

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                    • Dennis Lukes
                      Innkeeper for Christ
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2018
                      • 2388

                      #11
                      Re: Happy Memorial Day!

                      Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                      I haven't lied once, I can't say the same thing for you though.
                      Nonsense! You just claimed to be a Republican, and yet you're in favor of Mexican immigrants, hate our beloved Donald Trump, are pro-vaccination, believe in EVILution, deny the fact of God's existence, support the gay agenda, think Jesus wasn't white, are a feminazi, oppose Godly petroleum fuel, play video games, smoke dope, and you are a fag.


                      Sounds more like a DEMONcrat to me. Are you sure you're in the right party?


                      (However, you are ABSOLUTELY right that homosexuality and transsexuality are mental illnesses.)
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • Isabella White
                        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                         
                        • Mar 2019
                        • 4379

                        #12
                        Re: Happy Memorial Day!

                        Originally posted by Scoutman03 View Post
                        I haven't lied once, I can't say the same thing for you though.
                        Oh, Miss Scoutman, have you learned anything, at all, during your time on ? Apparently not! And now we have you blatantly and proudly lying about lying! Pray tell, would you care to guess where that little stunt will land you for ETERNITY???

                        Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

                        Very sincerely,
                        Isabella W.
                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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