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  • BibleReader2231
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    • Jul 2018
    • 567

    #1

    I made a cherry pie this afternoon.



    Just wanted to share a picture of the cherry pie I made today with you all. I’m currently letting it cool off on the windowsill. I haven’t told my Pa yet. It’s a surprise for after dinner. Any criticism or advice on how to improve this would be greatly appreciated.
    My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2266

    #2
    Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post


    Just wanted to share a picture of the cherry pie I made today with you all. I’m currently letting it cool off on the windowsill. I haven’t told my Pa yet. It’s a surprise for after dinner. Any criticism or advice on how to improve this would be greatly appreciated.

    Is every lattice evenly spaced? Are all squares formed the same dimensions? Will each piece of the pie remove easily from the pan without mess on the fingers?
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • Faith_Machine
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      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

      Oh, that pie looks positively mouth-watering. I sure do wish I could get me a slice.

      Say, do you know any recipes for cream pies? They're soooooo good!
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      • Ditzy
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        Whiny little brat
        • Sep 2019
        • 37

        #4
        Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

        While I don't mean to be bursting any bubbles or crashing any parties here, I feel like it's fair to let you all know that this... isn't her pie.You can find it here used as an image reference;


        Sweet-tart cranberry cherry pie is a bright fruit dessert that's speedy, straightforward and worthy of a holiday potluck. It's easy as ... well, you know.



        Don't take images off the internet! I bet any pie you make yourself would be just as good, even if not perfect!

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        • Dana723
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          • Oct 2017
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          #5
          Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

          Ms. Fuzzy, I realize you're new here, but I'm sure Sister Maxine is above reproach even if she isn't a . Perhaps Taste of Home used her photo - did you ever think of that? No, you didn't.


          Cherry pies are nice, but I'm not sure if you want to give it to your Papa. They should be saved to give your future husband. Say, what ever happened to that man you married? Did you give him a cherry pie or is it still untouched?
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • BibleReader2231
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            • Jul 2018
            • 567

            #6
            Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Oh, that pie looks positively mouth-watering. I sure do wish I could get me a slice.

            Say, do you know any recipes for cream pies? They're soooooo good!
            I’ve tried to google cream pie recipes before but my parental block my Pa has on my computer won’t display any results.
            My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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            • Ditzy
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              • Sep 2019
              • 37

              #7
              Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

              While I do like to assume the best of others, I'm afraid I have to dispute that claim, Dana!If you check the website, through context clues given from the date stamps of reviews on the particular recipe, this image has been on the internet since as early as September 16th, 2009. I'm afraid I don't think Maxine would've been sharing her newest baked goods on the internet at the age of..... 7?

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              • BibleReader2231
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                • Jul 2018
                • 567

                #8
                Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                ^fake news. It’s odd that this would only surface AFTER I post a picture of my fresh pie I made. I don’t appreciate slander. I’ll be telling my Pa immediately. Why should anyone believe you when you go around lying about being a giant dog?
                My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8451

                  #9
                  Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                  Pay her no attention, Maxine. People on the internet who claim to be "nice" (awful word!) and say hippy-dippy things about believing in kindness are invariably foul people.

                  Tell me, though, where exactly do you live if cherries are still in season? I thought they were pretty much unavailable this late in the year, so if you have a good source of fresh American cherries then I'd love to know where I can get some.
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Ditzy
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                    • Sep 2019
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                    It’s odd that this would only surface AFTER I post a picture of my fresh pie I made
                    Well, that's just the natural progression of... everything? Why in the world would I search the internet for a pie I didn't know anyone would be making? Besides, isn't it bad to lie?
                    Either way, my intentions for calling you out aren't malicious or slanderous, I simply want to encourage you to embrace your own work, instead of passing off the work of others as your own. I believe you could make a lovely pie regardless!

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8451

                      #11
                      Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                      Originally posted by Fritzy View Post
                      Why in the world would I search the internet for a pie I didn't know anyone would be making?
                      Why in the world would any sane person see Maxine's photo and then search the internet for a photo similar to hers?
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Ditzy
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                        • Sep 2019
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                        Well, that's because it's quite easy! It's a few simple clicks since you can image search on google nowadays. Besides, didn't it look a little suspicious to anyone else?

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12997

                          #13
                          Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                          Pay her no attention, Maxine. People on the internet who claim to be "nice" (awful word!) and say hippy-dippy things about believing in kindness are invariably foul people.

                          Tell me, though, where exactly do you live if cherries are still in season? I thought they were pretty much unavailable this late in the year, so if you have a good source of fresh American cherries then I'd love to know where I can get some.
                          No, no more fresh cherries, which makes me sad because it is pretty much my favorite fruit!

                          However, if you look closely at the opening post, she doesn't claim to have used fresh cherries. Maybe she used the canned variety (eww!) or maybe she froze some fresh pitted cherries when they were still in season?

                          I went to one of these u-pick farms and gathered loads of blueberries, they occupy half of my freezer, so I can bake a blueberry pie anytime!




                          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                          Why in the world would any sane person see Maxine's photo and then search the internet for a photo similar to hers?
                          I know, Sister. The mind boggles.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

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                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                          • Ditzy
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                            • Sep 2019
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                            It's not irrational, it's just the matter that the image Maxine had sent seemed way too... corporate and unorganic, y'know? your picture is clearly your own, Basillissa! You even have something written in blueberries on the counter, that's pretty good proof of an original image.

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                            • Dennis Lukes
                              Innkeeper for Christ
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2018
                              • 2388

                              #15
                              Re: I made a cherry pie this afternoon.

                              That pie looks delicious, Miss Levantine, no matter what a certain mocker and scoffer has to say. I sure hope it wasn't snatched off the windowsill by a no-count darkie before your father had a chance to enjoy it!
                              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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