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  • Turk Sucker
    Unsaved Trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 49

    #1

    Arkas

    I got an infraction for derailing a thread,so I'll just start a new one here.If this is not the right place,I am sure one of your lovely moderators can fix it...

    So here we go:

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
    Jesus is omnipresent:
    Lu:12:6: Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?
    Lu:12:7: But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

    If he knows where all the sparrows and hairs are, you can be sure that He knows everything you do. How else would He know how to judge you and send you to Hell?


    Well,I do have a question here.It can't be true that God is All-seeing,omnipresent and all-powerfull.In fact,the two first suggest that the third one is impossible.

    I am certain that this will raise some eyebrows,so here I go with some examples:

    -If god is omnipresent,He can't hide.how could he?He's everywhere!

    -He also can't go for a walk.Where would he go?He's already everywhere.

    Of course,that excludes many other activities that everyday men(and women) can do,but He can't. He can't play hide and seek(unless he chases the other guys,but that's a little unfair;He can always see them),he can't take his cat for a walk etc...
    I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22892

    #2
    Re: Arkas

    Originally posted by greek slut View Post
    I got an infraction for derailing a thread,so I'll just start a new one here.If this is not the right place,I am sure one of your lovely moderators can fix it...

    So here we go:

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
    Jesus is omnipresent:
    Lu:12:6: Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God?
    Lu:12:7: But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows.

    If he knows where all the sparrows and hairs are, you can be sure that He knows everything you do. How else would He know how to judge you and send you to Hell?


    Well,I do have a question here.It can't be true that God is All-seeing,omnipresent and all-powerfull.In fact,the two first suggest that the third one is impossible.

    I am certain that this will raise some eyebrows,so here I go with some examples:

    -If god is omnipresent,He can't hide.how could he?He's everywhere!

    -He also can't go for a walk.Where would he go?He's already everywhere.

    Of course,that excludes many other activities that everyday men(and women) can do,but He can't. He can't play hide and seek(unless he chases the other guys,but that's a little unfair;He can always see them),he can't take his cat for a walk etc...
    OK, admit it, it did make me raise my eyebrows - I couldn't believe anyone was that much of an idiot. You are a retard... you can't concentrate on anything for longer than 20 seconds.

    God chooses to be invisible, He does not reveal Himself just like that!

    Look, just go an switch your television on (you do have televisions in Greece don't you? ...and electricity to make them work?) Now look at the television screen. Do you see? You can see the people on the screen, but they can't see you. (I suppose there's no reason they should want to look at you anyway - you're probably more homely than anything else.)

    OK, is that simple enough for you?
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Arkas

      Your'e a queer, aren't you.

      And you misspelled Arkansas.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Turk Sucker
        Unsaved Trash
        • Sep 2008
        • 49

        #4
        Re: Arkas

        I will not comment on your insults regarding my personal taste and my IQ(I must say,I do love "Queer" by Garbage,Shirley Manson is a hottie!)

        Ok,so he may become invinsible,but that's cheating in most hide and seek games. You have yet to explain the second part.The God isn't all powerful if he can't take a walk,but he can't take a walk if he's everywhere,where would he go?
        I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Arkas

          God most certainly can go for a walk:

          Genesis 3:8: And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.

          How can God walk in the garden when He is omnipresent? That is for Him to know. I don't have any personal experience being omnipresent, and neither do you.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Turk Sucker
            Unsaved Trash
            • Sep 2008
            • 49

            #6
            Re: Arkas

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            How can God walk in the garden when He is omnipresent? That is for Him to know. I don't have any personal experience being omnipresent, and neither do you.
            Now,if a guy is in two spots,he can't move from one spot to another,that's simple physics.Besides,God already knew what Adam and Eve were up to(currently listening-"Adam's Song"-Blink 182),so he wouldn't need to take a walk,it's symbolic;he was teasng them.
            I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22892

              #7
              Re: Arkas

              Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
              Now,if a guy is in two spots,he can't move from one spot to another,that's simple physics.
              Look at it this way:
              God is miles up in the sky in Heaven - He is everywhere and knows and sees all.
              God comes halfway down to earth, He is everywhere and still knows and sees all.
              He takes a walk in the Garden - He is everywhere and still knows and sees all.

              You cannot believe that His position in the Universe would prevent Him from being everywhere!

              Besides,God already knew what Adam and Eve were up to(currently listening-"Adam's Song"-Blink 182),so he wouldn't need to take a walk,
              Are you denying that God can walk in a garden if He wants? Now that is ridiculous - He can do anything He wants.
              it's symbolic;he was teasng them.
              No, God said that happened, and why would He lie?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Turk Sucker
                Unsaved Trash
                • Sep 2008
                • 49

                #8
                Re: Arkas

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                Look at it this way:
                God is miles up in the sky in Heaven - He is everywhere and knows and sees all.
                God comes halfway down to earth, He is everywhere and still knows and sees all.
                He takes a walk in the Garden - He is everywhere and still knows and sees all.
                But you see,he can't.If God is everywhere,how can he move from one place to another?He was on both places before and he's in both places afterwards.Either you are a bit slow or you wish to evade my question.

                Just say it:"I don't want to answer.I don't know.Screw you dammit!"
                I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                • Jake the Greek
                  Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
                   
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 55

                  #9
                  Re: Arkas

                  I have a question!!!!
                  Man has a lot to learn about Jesus.
                  But what Jesus has to learn from man? And don't you dare tell me that he has no questions!!!
                  Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22892

                    #10
                    Re: Arkas

                    Originally posted by Jacob1976 View Post
                    I have a question!!!!
                    Man has a lot to learn about Jesus.
                    But what Jesus has to learn from man? And don't you dare tell me that he has no questions!!!
                    God is God The Father, Jesus is God The Son, then there is The Holy Spirit and they are one and the same.

                    God made man. It's like you making a paper airplane, what have you to learn from it? You know it's made of paper, you know all about paper, you know it will fly. What can God (who is also Jesus) want or need to know that He does not know already?

                    After all, God is omniscient - He knows everything.

                    There, you are an idiot and I told you He has no questions and I told you why.

                    (Do children go to school in Greece? I mean, you do not seem very clever when it comes to the Bible.)
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Jake the Greek
                      Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
                       
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 55

                      #11
                      Re: Arkas

                      Oh, I know everything about the Bible(I presume you are speaking of Pain of Salvation's "BE" edition.If you have a different edition it may contain minor or/and major changes in the text. So be carefull!)

                      Chapter Title: Deus Nova
                      Verses: Most of the basically except the part that counts population...
                      Text:

                      Trying to understand the system of Life
                      Trying to understand myself
                      I created the world to be an image of myself, of my mind

                      All of these thoughts, all of these doubts and hopes
                      Inside
                      I took out to form a new breed
                      A new way to be
                      And now I am many, so many

                      So much larger than ever I were
                      Yet, at the same time
                      So much smaller and more vulnarable

                      They all carry shards of the whole
                      Together they become me
                      I see them interact, develop
                      I see them take different sides
                      As were they different minds
                      Believers of different ways, and different gods

                      I think they will teach me something
                      See??? It's right there in front of your very own eyes and yet you didn't notice it! Next time pay more attention please! I will NOT tollerate it.
                      Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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                      • Lord SamIam
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 33

                        #12
                        Re: Arkas

                        See, this is what's called FALSE LOGIC. You and I, all of us, live in a world bound by rules. We're bound by the laws of physics, thermodynamics, in short - we're bound by reality. However, God is the Creator. He made the rules and the rules don't rule the Ruler! The question you're asking is identical to one of the most popular questions by atheists ever - "If God is omnipotent can He make a rock so large that He can't lift it?" No matter how its answered it is always used to disprove God's omnipotence. But God doesn't live like us. He can and can't create a rock so big that He both can and can't lift it. Try coming up with a valid arguement, please. SamIam

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                        • Jake the Greek
                          Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
                           
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 55

                          #13
                          Re: Arkas

                          Originally posted by Lord SamIam View Post
                          See, this is what's called FALSE LOGIC. You and I, all of us, live in a world bound by rules. We're bound by the laws of physics, thermodynamics, in short - we're bound by reality. However, God is the Creator. He made the rules and the rules don't rule the Ruler! The question you're asking is identical to one of the most popular questions by atheists ever - "If God is omnipotent can He make a rock so large that He can't lift it?" No matter how its answered it is always used to disprove God's omnipotence. But God doesn't live like us. He can and can't create a rock so big that He both can and can't lift it. Try coming up with a valid arguement, please. SamIam
                          That would create a paradox.If you knew about simple mathematics and/or physics you'd knew about THAT.
                          Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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                          • Jake the Greek
                            Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
                             
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 55

                            #14
                            Re: Arkas

                            An other very serious question. If mankind were to be destroyed would god be destroyed to? Because that's what it say in my bible

                            Chapter:9.Diffidentia
                            Verses:That little part somewhere around the middle
                            Text:

                            Man is shattered
                            I am shattered
                            My shards have become shards of their own
                            Pieces of pieces, impossible to put back together
                            Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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                            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
                              Scientific Advisor
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2373

                              #15
                              Re: Arkas

                              Have you two been smoking the heroin again? You people seriously scare me. When the haze wears off, I suggest your drag your trashy selves to a church and get the help you so desperately need.
                              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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