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  • Lord SamIam
    Unsaved Trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 33

    #16
    Re: Arkas

    Originally posted by Jacob1976 View Post
    That would create a paradox.If you knew about simple mathematics and/or physics you'd knew about THAT.
    That was entirely my point. We exist in a reality where this creates an impossible paradox. However, God is not bound by His own rules. He can do anything He pleases. There are NO paradoxes to God, only POSSIBLITIES. He both can and can not create a rock so large that He both can and can not lift it. Simultaneously. Also, God's existence does not depend on our own, just as an ant's life is not a prerequisite to our own. SamIam

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    • Jake the Greek
      Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
       
      • Sep 2008
      • 55

      #17
      Re: Arkas

      Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
      Have you two been smoking the heroin again? You people seriously scare me. When the haze wears off, I suggest your drag your trashy selves to a church and get the help you so desperately need.
      Oh silly boy, how can you call your self a scientific advisor?
      A 6-year old girl knows that you can't smoke heroin. Pot? Yes. Weed? Most definetely. Marihouana? A-ha.
      Heroin? That's a big no-no.

      Now you know the truth about heroin.

      There, there.
      Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #18
        Re: Arkas

        Originally posted by Jacob1976 View Post
        Oh silly boy, how can you call your self a scientific advisor?
        A 6-year old girl knows that you can't smoke heroin. Pot? Yes. Weed? Most definetely. Marihouana? A-ha.
        Heroin? That's a big no-no.

        Now you know the truth about heroin.

        There, there.
        I thank you for your kind and insightful "trip" (pun intended) down memory lane for you. Looks like I need to put in another report to the Department of Faith and maybe some other agencies for drug trafficking. I suggest you take your drug-fantasies to some other board, but when you come here, you leave your fairy-tale stories and made-up mind trips at the door
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Jake the Greek
          Unsaved Trash Turk loving sodomite
           
          • Sep 2008
          • 55

          #19
          Re: Arkas

          Oh, silly boy. Do you really believe that you have to smoke pot to know it's being smoked? And how would you be aware that something is dangerous if you don't know anything about it? I bet your mother knows about pot but i can't possibly imagine that she also smoked it.

          Well, now you know about drugs without smoking them, or sniffing them.
          I know that from know on you 'll be more carefull with your life.

          There, there.
          Blow me. Jacob 19:69

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Arkas

            Why can't you smoke heroin? I thought you could smoke anything. Please, do tell.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373

              #21
              Re: Arkas

              Originally posted by Jake View Post
              Oh, silly boy.
              I will thank you not to diminish my status again. I am a full grown man with more research grants than you could ever hope to garnish. Such puerile insults make doubt that you're even old enough to be here. I will alert our good Pastor Zeke to investigate whether or not you're even 18, or whether you need to banned until then (assuming Jesus lets you live that long).

              Originally posted by Jake View Post
              Do you really believe that you have to smoke pot to know it's being smoked? And how would you be aware that something is dangerous if you don't know anything about it? I bet your mother knows about pot but i can't possibly imagine that she also smoked it.
              First, please leave my dear mother out of this. That is a personal situation that is best left out of this discussion. I don't ask what happened to your mother that she might be afflicted with you as a child, and I expect that you treat your superiors with respect. We are here to help you, not to take your insults.

              Originally posted by Jake View Post
              Well, now you know about drugs without smoking them, or sniffing them.
              I know that from know on you 'll be more carefull with your life.

              There, there.
              Again, we are not here for a drug lesson. If we wanted that, we'd have had front-row seats at the DNC. As it stands, I am perfectly happy to have praying as my mind-altering experience
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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              • Lord SamIam
                Unsaved Trash
                • Sep 2008
                • 33

                #22
                Re: Arkas

                You can smoke heroin. Smoking is the quickest way to get a drug into the body; however, I believe Brother Jake meant that you cannot smoke it effectively. When you smoke heroin most of the drug goes up in smoke (literally) and produces a short, shallow high. While slower, injection is much preferred because one can achieve a longer, more pleasurable high. SamIam

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                • Nightspit
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 29

                  #23
                  Re: Arkas

                  Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                  I will thank you not to diminish my status again. I am a full grown man with more research grants than you could ever hope to garnish. Such puerile insults make doubt that you're even old enough to be here. I will alert our good Pastor Zeke to investigate whether or not you're even 18, or whether you need to banned until then (assuming Jesus lets you live that long).
                  Oh, silly,silly boy. You THINK that you have grown up, but the reality is that you are still that little Ernest that everyone love and fondles. And how could you possibly know how much money I have at my dissposal?

                  There, there little Ernesto.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #24
                    Re: Arkas

                    Originally posted by Nightspit View Post
                    Oh, silly,silly boy. You THINK that you have grown up, but the reality is that you are still that little Ernest that everyone love and fondles. And how could you possibly know how much money I have at my dissposal?

                    There, there little Ernesto.
                    You have 5 minutes to post an apology. Otherwise you're going on Moderation, halfwit.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Warrior of God
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 241

                      #25
                      Re: Arkas

                      Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
                      I will not comment on your insults regarding my personal taste and my IQ(I must say,I do love "Queer" by Garbage,Shirley Manson is a hottie!)

                      Ok,so he may become invinsible,but that's cheating in most hide and seek games. You have yet to explain the second part.The God isn't all powerful if he can't take a walk,but he can't take a walk if he's everywhere,where would he go?

                      Dumbass....
                      You're applying human constraints and needs to God.
                      You haven''t even got enough intellect to understand that God does not enngage with the world in the way a feeble mortal such as you does..

                      The reason Humans walk, know about walking even have a concept of walking,, (etc) is because they have been historically reliant on such ambulation as a vital means of survival.

                      God has no such need.
                      Therefore your questiion is innately redundant.

                      THE POINT IS NOT WHETHER GOD CAN GO FOR A WALK ?

                      The point is he doesn't need to , so whether he can is of supreme irrelevance.

                      If God took a notion to go for a walk,, he would simply create the means by which he might do so.
                      He could borrow or adopt any form he wanted,
                      wander round in it , and still be everywhere else at the same time..
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                      Seek Salvation in Him,
                      or His Judgement will seek you.

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                      • Turk Sucker
                        Unsaved Trash
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 49

                        #26
                        Re: Arkas

                        Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...
                        I do want McCain for President...But Obama's a hottie!!!

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22889

                          #27
                          Re: Arkas

                          Originally posted by Jake the Greek View Post
                          An other very serious question. If mankind were to be destroyed would god be destroyed to? Because that's what it say in my bible

                          Chapter:9.Diffidentia
                          Verses:That little part somewhere around the middle
                          Text:
                          The US Department of Faith (which ensures that Christians worldwide are worshipping God in a correct fashion and keeps records of ungodly people) record you as having accessed images of this Landover page. The message on that page is clear! Listening to godless music warps the mind and allows Satan to enter your soul.

                          You are Damned!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22889

                            #28
                            Re: Arkas

                            Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
                            Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...
                            Originally posted by Turk Sucker View Post
                            Ok,so you're saying that god can't do something that I(and even you guys) can't.That's not a sign of all-powerfullness...
                            M't:17:20: And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

                            You see, if faith can move mountains, then how simple for God to choose to do what He wants to do.

                            God has many mysteries

                            God’s power is infinite
                            You suggest a rock of infinite mass

                            The question you are asking is, “Are all infinities equal?”

                            Because Greeks have never been known for their ability to use mathematics or logic, I refer you to Cantor’s theorem, which suggests infinities are not equal.

                            I now refer you to the case of the nontransitive dice in which A>B and B>C and C>A

                            We therefore see that even in our humble world that God can both create a rock so big that He cannot move it yet He can move any Rock at all (including that one.) Therefore He is all powerful.

                            Can I suggest that you start reading the Bible, repent your evil ways and accept Baby Jesus into your heart?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Nightspit
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 29

                              #29
                              Re: Arkas

                              Oh, silly silly boys when will you ever learn.

                              There, there.

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