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  • SuperMarioTroll
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 8

    #1

    Possible Solution to Trolls?

    Now please, bear with me, as this may seem a little strange. And keep in mind that I mean to offense in any is taken, so please acept my apologies in advance.

    Now, I'm sure that the forum regulars know that the flood of Trolls is constant and will likely remain so. What I propose is that you create a board SPECIFICALLY for them, so they can argue amongst those who are like-minded. They will flock to wherever there are people to agree with them.

    It would help this forum a lot, and may reduce strain on the moderators in dealing with them daily.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

    Were here to help sinning scum like you reach SALVATION® friend. All Unsaved Trash are worthless in our eyes so what would be the point of singling "trolls" our for special treatment.

    Let's get back to the subject at hand. Why do you want to spend an eternity in Hell being butt raped by Satan?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22912

      #3
      Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

      Originally posted by SuperMarioTroll View Post
      Now please, bear with me,
      What Bobby-Joe said. Plus, given your name, does this mean you want some of Jesus’s bandwidth for yourself and buddies?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Ebenezer Wright
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #4
        Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

        I am not fond of trolls. My possible solution to trolls......Banishment!
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Don Bozo el Guapo
          God's Pincushion
          • Apr 2008
          • 651

          #5
          Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

          Originally posted by SuperMarioTroll View Post
          Now please, bear with me, as this may seem a little strange. And keep in mind that I mean to offense in any is taken, so please acept my apologies in advance.

          Now, I'm sure that the forum regulars know that the flood of Trolls is constant and will likely remain so. What I propose is that you create a board SPECIFICALLY for them, so they can argue amongst those who are like-minded. They will flock to wherever there are people to agree with them.

          It would help this forum a lot, and may reduce strain on the moderators in dealing with them daily.
          Dude its allready been done. Its called quarantine, but ya gotta work for it, Not wanting to seem like Im tooting my own horn(The senior pastors take care of that) but I got over 8000 infraction points in my first 48 hours and thrown into the eternal everlasting lake of fire for almost a year. And believe me nothing is strange to these GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE.(capitol letters to stroke em a little,dont wanna go back to soon)
          Wrestling with Demons.
          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3330

            #6
            Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

            You misspelled capital.
            Maybe you need a time out to think about your grammar and how it affects Jesus.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Don Bozo el Guapo
              God's Pincushion
              • Apr 2008
              • 651

              #7
              Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

              Originally posted by Marshall View Post
              You misspelled capital.
              Maybe you need a time out to think about your grammar and how it affects Jesus.
              Sorry,sorry,sorry. I dident mean for my grammer to upset a veteran of the 100 hr. war. Thanks for your sacrifice to keep the price of gas low.
              Wrestling with Demons.
              Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
              LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                Originally posted by SuperMarioTroll View Post
                Now please, bear with me, as this may seem a little strange. And keep in mind that I mean to offense in any is taken, so please acept my apologies in advance.

                Now, I'm sure that the forum regulars know that the flood of Trolls is constant and will likely remain so. What I propose is that you create a board SPECIFICALLY for them, so they can argue amongst those who are like-minded. They will flock to wherever there are people to agree with them.

                It would help this forum a lot, and may reduce strain on the moderators in dealing with them daily.
                Why should Jesus pay for bandwidth so you can start your own little online furry dating service?

                You depraved trolls disgust me and, no doubt, Jesus!

                Start your own forum!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #9
                  Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                  Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                  Dude its allready been done. Its called quarantine, but ya gotta work for it, Not wanting to seem like Im tooting my own horn(The senior pastors take care of that) but I got over 8000 infraction points in my first 48 hours and thrown into the eternal everlasting lake of fire for almost a year. And believe me nothing is strange to these GOOD CHRISTIAN PEOPLE.(capitol letters to stroke em a little,dont wanna go back to soon)
                  8225 for me, in less than 36 hours.

                  Out of quarantine in 6 weeks.

                  You suck, little boy.

                  At least I understand what repentence is. And who my betters are.

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                  • Nightspit
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 29

                    #10
                    Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                    Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                    You suck, little boy.
                    Watch your language little boy.

                    There, there.







                    P.S. Trolling is the way to go!!!!

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                      Originally posted by Nightspit View Post
                      Watch your language little boy.

                      There, there.







                      P.S. Trolling is the way to go!!!!
                      Have you been to Quarantine yet?

                      You may sing a different tune once you've been.

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                        Originally posted by Nightspit View Post
                        Watch your language little boy.

                        There, there.







                        P.S. Trolling is the way to go!!!!
                        Listen sinner; trolling is not going to save you from an eternity of butt hurt at the hands of Satan's tallwacker in Hell! REPENT(tm) before it is late you sick homer.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Don Bozo el Guapo
                          God's Pincushion
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 651

                          #13
                          Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                          8225 for me, in less than 36 hours.

                          Out of quarantine in 6 weeks.

                          You suck, little boy.

                          At least I understand what repentence is. And who my betters are.
                          OUT IN 6 WEEKS? sounds like your the one did the suckin. I never signed a treaty. And anyone on the face of the earth is your better
                          Wrestling with Demons.
                          Apostle at LARGE to the Heathen Latin Chicas.
                          LBCs Token compliance to NAFTA

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #14
                            Re: Possible Solution to Trolls?

                            Originally posted by bozo the troll View Post
                            OUT IN 6 WEEKS? sounds like your the one did the suckin. I never signed a treaty. And anyone on the face of the earth is your better
                            A treaty? I gave my life over to my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ! As you should.

                            Yes, six weeks. It shames me that it took that long for me to realize the truth the Landover Baptist True Christians were lovingly trying to teach me.

                            You? I'm actually not sure why you're out of Quarantine. I trust the Elders of my fellow Christian community to know what they are doing. You should be honored really. It seems to me you have been chosen for special instruction, special guidance. Seems to me they see that there is hope your soul can be yanked from the brink of the pit of Hell. I sincerely doubt it, but there is a reason they are in charge and not I.

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