[Timmythemick]

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I do not conform to your inferior 'American English' which is obvious code for too damn stupid to use the real thing, and your brushing off of my nationality with a homosexual rofl smiley just confirms that my nation is superior to your.

your local Satanist Priest
McHillenTheScotsman

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Now, why would you assume I have a fat ass? I have a muscular ass from years of farm work, you on the other hand have a fat ass because you spend all day at McDonalds contemplating how 'god' will smite the Mexican who just gave you your food.

Also us Satanists have our own church, one that rivals your own, me being a Scotsman has no bearing on that other than the fact it makes me superior to you in every way.

your local Satanist Priest
McHillenTheScotsman

Look at Nobar's pic. Does he look obese to you? Of course not! Also how does a Scotsman make you superior to us? You're just a bunch of drunk people that rape sheep and consume their intestines afterwards. Even the backwards and inbred English were able to conquer you.

[Timmythemick]

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Look at Nobar's pic. Does he look obese to you? Of course not! Also how does a Scotsman make you superior to us? You're just a bunch of drunk people that rape sheep and consume their intestines afterwards. Even the backwards and inbred English were able to conquer you.

I have heard of adobe photoshop you know it's easy to make a fat tub of lard look like a rake with that program. Please do not confuse us proud and noble Scots with those heathens in Wales where they are renowned for the raping of their livestock, much like the American mid-west and Haggis is a delicacy that you are yet to sample in its true form so please do not knock it until you have tried it. Contrary to popular belief not all Scottish people are drunkards. Last but not least, look at Alabama you guys have no right to accuse other nations of inbreeding because that state inbreeds enough, and the English didn't conquer is we joined the United Kingdoms of Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland it was just a few factions of people unwilling to join such a union that where defeated in battle.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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2) Your feeble idea that an invisible deity saving you from the eternal fire of an imaginary place that was invented to scare small children a few thousand years ago is laughable

As The Lord of Hosts and Jesus are both God, and as both made themselves visible to the Patriarchs and the people respectively, I fear you have mistaken Christianity for some form of superstition.

considering your blatant racism and bigotry.

I suggest you look at point 1. in your own post (I have removed it from this quote) if you would see bigotry and stereotyping

3) The USA wasn't created by your imaginary friend 'god' for you guys, it was created by continental drift.

A little learning is a dangerous thing, so called "continental drift" concerns the movement of land masses, not their creation.

On a broader note, God created everything.

[Timmythemick]

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As The Lord of Hosts and Jesus are both God, and as both made themselves visible to the Patriarchs and the people respectively, I fear you have mistaken Christianity for some form of superstition. I suggest you look at point 1. in your own post (I have removed it from this quote) if you would see bigotry and stereotyping A little learning is a dangerous thing, so called "continental drift" concerns the movement of land masses, not their creation.

On a broader note, God created everything.

they would have you believe that, but I pose to you the question, if god created all, who created god? Did he simply congeal in a corner of the universe somewhere like a pool of old oil? or was he made up by a poor Israelite who liked to tell a story every now and again?

[James Hutchins]

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Next time I am near that memorial, I think I'll stop and eat my lunch there. I always like his sharp eyed views.

[InHisLove]

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I have heard of adobe photoshop you know it's easy to make a fat tub of lard look like a rake with that program. Please do not confuse us proud and noble Scots with those heathens in Wales where they are renowned for the raping of their livestock, much like the American mid-west and Haggis is a delicacy that you are yet to sample in its true form so please do not knock it until you have tried it. Contrary to popular belief not all Scottish people are drunkards. Last but not least, look at Alabama you guys have no right to accuse other nations of inbreeding because that state inbreeds enough, and the English didn't conquer is we joined the United Kingdoms of Scotland, England, Wales and Ireland it was just a few factions of people unwilling to join such a union that where defeated in battle.

You make me seriously hate the Celtic blood I have in me. Thank God it's mostly English and Irish huh? It's that tiny bit of Scot is pissing me off. You make all of the UK look worse than it is. You must not get a lot of sun up there do you? I know it rains all the time, but it seems that the rain has you all washed up and cant think properly. Now explain to me why the USA could go over to Scotland and wipe the floor with that country, and never even break a sweat? Who is the more dominant nation now? United States of America, am I right?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Proverbs 23:20-21 says...

Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh:

For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.

God also punished gluttons by forcing them to eat until it made them sick, in Numbers 11:20-21...

Ye shall not eat one day, nor two days, nor five days, neither ten days, nor twenty days;

But even a whole month, until it come out at your nostrils, and it be loathsome unto you: because that ye have despised the LORD which is among you, and have wept before him, saying, Why came we forth out of Egypt?

And finally, in Deuteronomy 21:20-21, God commands that fatties be stoned to death....

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

It's funny to watch fatties cry when they're being stoned to death by an angry mob. Sometimes they try to run and they jiggle. Ususally they end up falling down on the ground and they begin to bleed from the heavy and sharp stones being launched at them. Good times. If I'm not mistaken, I believe this is why William Howard Taft did not get a second term as President.

[Nincompoop2]

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yeh were did god come from?

[Talitha]

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yeh were did god come from?

God was, is, and always shall be.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Obese SC man dies after 8 months in home recliner
By JEFFREY COLLINS (AP) – 1 day ago

COLUMBIA, S.C. — Authorities say a severely overweight South Carolina man stayed in his recliner without moving for eight months until shortly before his death.

Firefighters had to cut Tillmon Webb from the chair after his mother called paramedics because he was in pain. Greenwood County deputies say the 33-year-old weighed about 800 pounds when he died Wednesday at a hospital.

Webb's wife, Ada, says he died of a heart attack. She says the former preacher injured his knee in March and then stayed in his power recliner at home 70 miles west of Columbia. She says she cleaned the chair daily.

Deputies say Webb had sores on his body and a "very bad odor."

Webb's wife says he didn't want help because he was ready to go to heaven and see Jesus. She says he weighed closer to 500 pounds.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gPsvd0yS4M-wlskLRYH-P1bMGm2AD9C2PMJG0

[Nobar King]

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Webb's wife says he didn't want help because he was ready to go to heaven and see Jesus. She says he weighed closer to 500 pounds

Everyone thinks they're going to heaven. This guy isn't. He was a sloth and a glutton.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It seems that some Godless thugs in Peru are acting as Christ's agents in helping resolve the overabundance of fatties.

Gang accused of killing to sell human fat

LIMA (Reuters) – Peruvian police said on Thursday they had broken up a gang that allegedly killed dozens of people and sold their fat to buyers who used it to make cosmetics.

Four Peruvians were arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, murder and trafficking in human fat.

The group stored the fat it collected in used soda and water bottles, which police showed reporters.

"We have people detained who have declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it," said Police Commander Angel Toldeo.

In addition to those taken into custody, police said they were searching for others who bought fat from the gang or might have worked with it.

Remains from some of the victims were found at a rural house in the region of Huanuco where the group worked, according police video.

Police said they were investigating 60 disappearances in the area that might be linked to the gang.

The investigation started this month after police heard about a shipment of fat that arrived in Lima by bus from Peru's mountains.

Praise Jesus! He DOES work in mysterious ways!

[DannyB]

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So in a nutshell to what Capt. A. Portway is saying, if you sin God hates you. Which then means, that God pretty much hates anybody. So what you've done is since everyone is a sinner already, your just pointing out that 1 out of 3 sinners are now even "worse" sinners and are therefor going to hell. My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?

Who is this "we"? Are you some sort of Brit royalty?