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  • #31
    Re: God hates dogs!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You can read? Praise Jesus!! Did your mammy sign you up for that famous negro literacy program?

    I would say 0.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111( ..)1 % of nigras like Condi, Colin Powell, Alan Keyes have been blessed with exclusively white abilities. I might be one of the select few I guess, sir.

    EDIT: WOW, I'm thankful that you uploaded a youtube video that speaks in my inherent language! You always think ahead, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel. Time to read the Book, not a book.

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    • #32
      Re: God hates dogs!

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      I would say 0.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111( ..)1 % of nigras like Condi, Colin Powell, Alan Keyes have been blessed with exclusively white abilities. I might be one of the select few I guess, sir.
      Too bad your number comprehension is so low. I'll be careful if I ever have to get any change from you.

      (.11111111111111111111111111111111111) is not much different than .11, it's slightly more than ten percent. The statistic that you are referring to must be much smaller then ten percent. Maybe you meant a number closer to: .00000000000000000001?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #33
        Re: God hates dogs!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Too bad your number comprehension is so low. I'll be careful if I ever have to get any change from you.

        (.11111111111111111111111111111111111) is not much different than .11, it's slightly more than ten percent. The statistic that you are referring to must be much smaller then ten percent. Maybe you meant a number closer to: .00000000000000000001?
        Yeah, I meant that, Mr. Nobar King. Satan was speaking to me and my nigra mind gobbled it down while I was sleep deprived. . I'm back to normal now! Nigras aren't good mathematicians.

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        • #34
          Re: God hates dogs!

          Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
          Yeah, I meant that, Mr. Nobar King. Satan was speaking to me and my nigra mind gobbled it down while I was sleep deprived. . I'm back to normal now! Nigras aren't good mathematicians.
          This may be no bad thing: “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” The catliker, St Augustine, who said that, might have been on to something. Strange people catlix - sometimes God takes an interest in them before He throws them in the Pit.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #35
            Re: God hates dogs!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Too bad your number comprehension is so low. I'll be careful if I ever have to get any change from you.

            (.11111111111111111111111111111111111) is not much different than .11, it's slightly more than ten percent. The statistic that you are referring to must be much smaller then ten percent. Maybe you meant a number closer to: .00000000000000000001?
            He won't understand that. Explain it in dime bags.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #36
              Re: God hates dogs!

              My Dog Fluffy don't take no ass-sniffin' from any Homer dogs....

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              Got him trained to rip out the throat of any other Dog that comes near him.
              I also gotten him trained to attack Queers.
              If he's a-sniffin' at your Crotch just be warned what you are smelling of.

              He can sniff out a pervert a mile off.





              Anyone here who thinks God hates Fluffy can take it up with him





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              • #37
                Re: God hates dogs!

                These two dogs are doing something that they shouldn't be doing.

                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: God hates dogs!

                  Oh no! My parents got me a dog when I was younger! Maybe that's what turned me into a lesbian!

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                  • #39
                    Re: God hates dogs!

                    Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                    Oh no! My parents got me a dog when I was younger! Maybe that's what turned me into a lesbian!
                    You think a dog might have converted you to lesbianism when you were too young to remember?
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • #40
                      Re: God hates dogs!

                      You shall not read the bible after its words, but after its meaning

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                      • #41
                        Re: God hates dogs!

                        Originally posted by Protestant James View Post
                        You shall not read the bible after its words, but after its meaning
                        Hello and welcome.

                        Read this primer for noobs.

                        Please make an Introduction for yourself.

                        Our rule is Scripture or it didn't happen
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #42
                          Re: God hates dogs!

                          Originally posted by Protestant James View Post
                          You shall not read the bible after its words, but after its meaning
                          I just Googled that - you're the only person in the world ever to say it... perhaps there's a reason for that...

                          Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • #43
                            Re: God hates dogs!

                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                            I just Googled that - you're the only person in the world ever to say it... perhaps there's a reason for that...

                            Psalms:12:6: The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                            The Lord have NOT written the bible

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                            • #44
                              Re: God hates dogs!

                              Originally posted by Protestant James View Post
                              The Lord have NOT written the bible
                              Can you back that up with Scripture, boy?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: God hates dogs!

                                Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
                                I haven't trusted dogs since I was a little child. I was, oh, probably 7 or 8 when the family dog bit my hand while I was playing with him. The wound would have required stitches, but my mother and father weren't Saved yet, so, naturally, there was no money to pay a doctor to make the house call. The gash became infected and I would have lost my hand if it weren't for Jesus looking after me. It was after this incident that my parents recognized my miraculous recovery and bowed before the awesome power of the Lord.

                                Ever since that day, I've treated my dogs like the animals that they are. They sleep outside, in their kennels. Their only reward is when I take them out hunting. The Labradors get to retrieve ducks for me, while the shorthairs find and then retrieve upland game.
                                What did you do to upset it? Eight-year-olds aren't the smartest or nicest people.
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