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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

    You sure don't write like a lady. I suspect that you don't talk like one, either. Or, dress like a lady for that matter. Let's also suspect that you are a failure at cleaning house. Can you bake a pie? Are you even married?

    Some lady.

    You failed your GCSE twice? No wonder your mother kicked you out. Probably smoking the reefer instead of studying your English. It shows.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #32
      Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

      Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
      most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable
      I'm not going to get into a debate about your filthy language, but just two questions:

      1) so which parts are true, and which aren't, who decides on that?
      2) why did Jesus say that we should honor the Old Covenant?

      Don't even TRY to dodge these questions.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Lady-Amandria
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        • Jan 2009
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        #33
        Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

        i'm sure you'll answer them for me anyway
        He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #34
          Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

          Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
          i'm sure you'll answer them for me anyway
          Meaning (in greater York speak): you know "feck all" about the Bible.

          Now try again.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22884

            #35
            Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

            Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
            [...] if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse)
            Let me start by saying that if you used punctuation, capitalization and some paragraph spaces, I might have read everything. As it is I can only help you with the following:

            1. I can start by agreeing with you. Adam and Eve did cause a lot of trouble, but after God flooded the world, it was Noah and his family who were the only ones left - all the races are thereforedescended from them

            2. Our Pastor Billy-Reuben is the world's foremost expert on the question of race and gives the answers here - http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10696 So you can see where everyone originated.
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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #36
              Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Let me start by saying that if you used punctuation, capitalization and some paragraph spaces,
              Brother, I appreciate your pointers, and your effort.

              The problem is: this unsaved harlot is more interested about visibly wearing her thong in the Spiders Nightclub than she is about the True Word of the Lord.

              I really would like to see these so called "Christians" to actually open the Bible instead of The Sun.

              I mean, even Jordan is getting on a bit, no?
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Lady-Amandria
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                • Jan 2009
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                #37
                Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                Right, my father wants his web connection back, I didn't FAIL TWICE you simple fool. I was studying and she kicked me out twice... Its funny how all of a sudden attacks emerge from everywhere, and I can use punctuation I just choose not too so don't expect any proper English here after besides the fact that Americans bucher it day in day out.
                I will gladly come play debate with you all when I have the time, but now i'm going to tidy my room and put a wash load on. You have just proved me right on so many levels its uncanny.
                He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #38
                  Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                  Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
                  You are a narrow minded little wench
                  I am on vampire freaks (note not geeks) you all group everyone together and have no idea of the damage you are causing your own faith by coming across as hate filled and unchristian AND uneducated
                  If we're coming across as un-Christian, then show us — citing book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — what we're doing wrong.

                  I was brought up by a christian mother and she was brainwashed just as much as yourselves to the point where I was kicked out whilst studying my GCSEs TWICE (what's christian about that?)
                  Luke 14:26: If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

                  talk, don't whine and bitch
                  Lead by example.

                  Maybe if you didn't call Gingers the spawn of beastiality/sleeping with deamons you might stand a chance you idiots, if thats the case where do all the different races come from? and how do we have 4 base hair colours, not 2? (addam and eve me arse)
                  We've discussed this repeatedly. Please learn to do a search.

                  most NORMAL christians see a lot of genisis as a parable
                  What's it a parable for? Also, both the Old Testament and the New Testament recite genealogies stretching back to Adam; at what point does a character in a parable "beget" a historical human being?

                  (BY THE WAY I BELIEVE IN GOD AND JESUS AS MY SAVIOUR)
                  Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  ever thought that the rules in there where written by the romans to keep the jews in line?
                  2 Tim. 3:16: All scripture [is] given by inspiration of God, and [is] profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                  You believe in the Jewish God, all the anger and what not, God changed and sent his son, became all loving, but you revel in peoples suffering in BC
                  Malachi 3:6: For I [am] the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Lady-Amandria
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                    • Jan 2009
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                    #39
                    Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                    i dont wear thongs and i haven't been to spiders since febuary last year for a friend's birthday.
                    i go to code now, much more friendly

                    Oh and Noah had sons of 3 colours? Don't even get me started.
                    He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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                    • Lady-Amandria
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                      • Jan 2009
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                      #40
                      Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                      really have to go but no one replied to that. i will re read eveything and answer it to the best of my ability when i stumble here again.
                      He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #41
                        Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                        Your father has you partially trained apparently. Go do his laundry now and then bake him a pie.

                        Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
                        Right, my father wants his web connection back, I didn't FAIL TWICE you simple fool. I was studying and she kicked me out twice... Its funny how all of a sudden attacks emerge from everywhere, and I can use punctuation I just choose not too so don't expect any proper English here after besides the fact that Americans bucher it day in day out.
                        I will gladly come play debate with you all when I have the time, but now i'm going to tidy my room and put a wash load on. You have just proved me right on so many levels its uncanny.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                        • Lady-Amandria
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                          #42
                          Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                          oh but guests can still read without joining by the way that was supposed to be fixed in 06
                          He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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                          • Bob4God
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                            Hands folded for Jesus
                             
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 5274

                            #43
                            Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                            Listen here "lady" Amanda,

                            You are one of the most hateful bigots we've had on this site for a long time. What possible reason would you have to join a forum you disagree with just to come in here and spew anti-Christian hate all over our GODly posts?

                            You better have a good reason.
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                            • Lady-Amandria
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                              #44
                              Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                              It's called freedom of speech sucker ha answer that one as "America" is driven by religion and freedom of speech plus the right to bare arms lol opinion of My father (plus me too)
                              He That Is Without Sin Among You, Let Him First Cast a Stone

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                              • Billy Ram
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                                • Jan 2009
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                                #45
                                Re: What the heak is wrong with you people?

                                Originally posted by Lady-Amandria View Post
                                It's called freedom of speech sucker ha answer that one as "America" is driven by religion and freedom of speech plus the right to bare arms lol opinion of My father (plus me too)
                                Where are the godly,docile real christian ladies these days? Lady Jezebel, turn from your wicked ways.

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