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  • Anarchy
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2009
    • 10

    #1

    Athiesm!

    Dear viewers,
    Might i inform you that due to your digretion and hate for everything different, i have but only one choice, questioning science and the future is not supported by our foundation. Your "lovely" website has been targated by the many companies.

    It is my job to inform you that your church is currently being rigged with some very volotile nitroglycerin which will, incidently destroy and incinerate




    oh wait,,,for all you dumbasses who belive me http://www.anarchistcookbook.com is a lovely website which hates you!


    Anarchy! Athiesm! Avenge!
  • Bobby-Joe
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Athiesm!

    Friend,

    You threats of violence against us for our personal beliefs and your IP address have been noted.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22899

      #3
      Re: Athiesm!

      Originally posted by Anarchy View Post
      Dear viewers,
      Might i inform you that due to your digretion and hate for everything different, i have but only one choice, questioning science and the future is not supported by our foundation. Your "lovely" website has been targated by the many companies.

      It is my job to inform you that your church is currently being rigged with some very volotile nitroglycerin which will, incidently destroy and incinerate




      oh wait,,,for all you dumbasses who belive me http://www.anarchistcookbook.com is a lovely website which hates you!


      Anarchy! Athiesm! Avenge!
      Do you think that you might add "Spelling and Grammar" to those last three?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Athiesm!

        We are blessed by your persecution, chowderhead.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Athiesm!

          DOF ALERT LEVEL 7! I REPEAT: DOF ALERT LEVEL 7!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Athiesm!

            Originally posted by Anarchy View Post
            Dear viewers,
            Might i inform you that due to your digretion and hate for everything different, i have but only one choice, questioning science and the future is not supported by our foundation. Your "lovely" website has been targated by the many companies.

            It is my job to inform you that your church is currently being rigged with some very volotile nitroglycerin which will, incidently destroy and incinerate




            oh wait,,,for all you dumbasses who belive me http://www.anarchistcookbook.com is a lovely website which hates you!


            Anarchy! Athiesm! Avenge!
            There's little I find more amusing than an atheist who can't spell "atheist".
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • barneyhilliard
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              • Mar 2009
              • 96

              #7
              Re: Athiesm!

              I took a moment to look at this website (with the full Armor of God on of course.) I am feeling pretty safe right now. In fact, I would encourage all atheists to visit this site and start cooking up these things. Afterall, if all atheists are is illiterate as yourself, you will all blow yourselves up long before us.
              HUNTING ATHEISTS SINCE 1989.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Athiesm!

                Aren't you just the most precious thing. Would you like us to deliver some more Mountain Dew and Cheetos to you, c/o your mom's basement?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Anarchy
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: Athiesm!

                  In reply....typing fast is not without its mistakes. Your beliefs are not without mistakes. One day....religion will falter, the existance of hatred felt by the very belief in a god will fall and then, we truly are one step closer to freedom. By deying the very things that question your religion you simply walk pigs ear into a blind, death and deluded hell hole

                  Life and the universe where created the very reverse of the theorised black hole. In the center let me tell you...is not a god...or judgement, or any religious belief, but a place of nothingness. No light no sound no air. No colour. And when you die, this is what happens to you. a dream that has no dream. I will not say that it is better to not have religion but belive.

                  For one belief if not the thing that drives us it is emotions that are the point in life

                  But two, telling everyone is just adding to the hate. You must belive in order for any response of emotions. While you belive that muslims have it wrong, jews, or any other, you are part of it.

                  God, ha when all else fails,,,run to god is it?

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #10
                    Re: Athiesm!

                    Originally posted by Anarchy View Post
                    In reply....typing fast is not without its mistakes. Your beliefs are not without mistakes. One day....religion will falter, the existance of hatred felt by the very belief in a god will fall and then, we truly are one step closer to freedom. By deying the very things that question your religion you simply walk pigs ear into a blind, death and deluded hell hole

                    Life and the universe where created the very reverse of the theorised black hole. In the center let me tell you...is not a god...or judgement, or any religious belief, but a place of nothingness. No light no sound no air. No colour. And when you die, this is what happens to you. a dream that has no dream. I will not say that it is better to not have religion but belive.

                    For one belief if not the thing that drives us it is emotions that are the point in life

                    But two, telling everyone is just adding to the hate. You must belive in order for any response of emotions. While you belive that muslims have it wrong, jews, or any other, you are part of it.

                    God, ha when all else fails,,,run to god is it?
                    Could you please re-post that, but in English?

                    I'm sorry, I'm not fluent in semi-literate retard, and I really can't be bothered to spend half an hour trying to figure out your series of clicks and grunts.
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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: Athiesm!

                      Originally posted by Anarchy View Post
                      In reply....typing fast is not without its mistakes. Your beliefs are not without mistakes. One day....religion will falter, the existance of hatred felt by the very belief in a god will fall and then, we truly are one step closer to freedom. By deying the very things that question your religion you simply walk pigs ear into a blind, death and deluded hell hole

                      Life and the universe where created the very reverse of the theorised black hole. In the center let me tell you...is not a god...or judgement, or any religious belief, but a place of nothingness. No light no sound no air. No colour. And when you die, this is what happens to you. a dream that has no dream. I will not say that it is better to not have religion but belive.

                      For one belief if not the thing that drives us it is emotions that are the point in life

                      But two, telling everyone is just adding to the hate. You must belive in order for any response of emotions. While you belive that muslims have it wrong, jews, or any other, you are part of it.

                      God, ha when all else fails,,,run to god is it?
                      Friend,

                      Hitler believed in the Big Bang. Can't you see belief in naturalistic causality leads right to the Holocaust?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Anarchy
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 10

                        #12
                        Re: Athiesm!

                        And now you too, your thoughts have changed like the wind....you chose not to insult in the first, yet you see, you blindly defend your faith which has as many holes as the theory of god and the universe being created by god.

                        infact i would love you to think of god as a 9th century being that is used to enforce justice and the rest as what you call religion.

                        i will not wollow over your hollow thoughts, the way you treat threats like this as the very thieve of life. SO LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL YOU, I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY SOME HOMOSAPIEN, a descendent of the correct, revolution theory of darwin.

                        And you yourself WILL ACCEPT SCIENCE LIKE IT OR NOT


                        and aren't you picky! like vultures for the dead body. picking of my every word for the hope of some retaliation. Well you will read this and it will be at the back of your head, known and forever

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                        • Anarchy
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 10

                          #13
                          Re: Athiesm!

                          and also we are all homosapiens, yet i discard you because your thoughts have stayed with the 9th century beings of dragons and beasts

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Athiesm!

                            Someone has entered the twilight zone. I don't know if Jesus can help you there.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Anarchy
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 10

                              #15
                              Re: Athiesm!

                              Aha

                              are you calling my ideas the copies of hitler, or do you realy think that science will lead to the hollocaust....lets take a little english history lesson....1500's the mass conversion, from catholic, to protestant, to catholic, to an accepted society

                              during those times, all those who opposed either was killed, mass killings and burning down. Killing and executing hundreds of thousands....now say religion did not do that.

                              Science i agree has made weapons, and guns and bombs. How many russian nukes must there be? thousands, a couple more? yet it is not science that was the cause. The ultimatum came down to the leader. Or the army. The idea of stalin's hatred for the west was it not? The red army?

                              And i've entered the twilight zone? Jesus? Jesus? Jesus shiting mary christ, damn it. I may seem like i've been infected with the devil, but i haven't yet i will tell you this

                              " a man is at a party. he is married. He takes a stranger home and has sex with her"
                              "the wife figures out and he prays to god for forgiveness. The wife forgives him"
                              "the very next party he does the same"

                              Yes the mythical doo dah (Aha doo dah) is there, thats what satanic is based around. Yet the non mythical meanings make sense. It is a frauded system. This is, one major hole in your beliefs.

                              Forgivness is given over and over again. I want as many of you to spread this page, and i want people to read what i have to say, and time and time again, what i have to say will firmly stand against you and your beliefs.

                              i am not hitler... i am as some might say the anti christ. The very opposite of "good". So go, spread this page, even make a page saying how you hate me! i realy don't care. As long as the questions keep on coming i will be more determined than ever.

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