[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

brb, I'm gonna go support gay rights while having pre-marital sex, drinking, burning a bible and saying a bunch of stuff that Jebus wouldn't agree with while in the middle of a pentagram. But not before writing a hate letter to George Bush, Listening to Heavy metal music and eyeing up that good looking yet married barmaid at the counter

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

I feel sorry for you people... I really really do

I feel sorry for all Canadians.

God isn't really with America right now is he?

God is always with the USA! The USA is God's favorite country!

I mean... Economic and Political turmoil that happened BEFORE Obama came to office.

All caused by socialist ACORN and their hero, Obama. He too shall pass.

The rest of the world hates you,

The rest of the world is jealous.

about 30% of your population is white trailer trash...

Care to quote a source for your so called statistics?

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I'm in Canada

I pity you for being an idol worshiping Canadian.

Oh, and speaking of nonexistant Gibberish Lazarus, I still haven't gotten a clear answer as to why a talking snake is literal while selling all of your posessions is metaphorical

I gave you a clear answer. I gave you a clear answer twice. The Bible is 100% the Word of God. If it's in there, we believe it unequivocally.

All I got were people attacking me with their virtual bibles

No one attacked you. You received opinions with which you disagree. That is not attack. You're acting like a cry baby Nancy boy.

Now thats no fun...

Hell will NOT be fun. Repent while you still can!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You Bigots

brb, I'm gonna go support gay rights while having pre-marital sex, drinking, burning a bible and saying a bunch of stuff that Jebus wouldn't agree with while in the middle of a pentagram. But not before writing a hate letter to George Bush, Listening to Heavy metal music and eyeing up that good looking yet married barmaid at the counter

Why do you lie so? Are you a stranger to reality?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

brb, I'm gonna go support gay rights while having pre-marital sex, drinking, burning a bible and saying a bunch of stuff that Jebus wouldn't agree with while in the middle of a pentagram. But not before writing a hate letter to George Bush, Listening to Heavy metal music and eyeing up that good looking yet married barmaid at the counter

I am forced to translate.

"I will return soon. I am going to support sodomy while fornicating, abusing alcohol, burning a Bible, engaging in Jesus hating blasphemy, all while worshiping Satan. I am going to accomplish this before I write a threatening letter to former President George Bush while both listening to satanic music and lusting for an unsaved bartender."

Even after translation the meaning is unclear, but the intent is obviously blasphemous.

I know that the translation is offensive, but I think all True Christians need to be able to witness the very epitome of evil.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Ah this is fun
Your brutal stupidity has myself and the 14 people standing around me laughing. You Christians are only funny when you try to be serious

"Adam created Earth and Heaven, Hell and Space... and Poutine"
There, its written... Not only is it written, but its also published on a religious internet website... now where's my GOD DAMNED Religious following consisting of nutcases that find mold on bread to be holy
I wanna slap some sense into them...

-If I didn't agree with safe sex, I would have put spikes on the condoms
-Stop building multimillion dollar churches in my name, use the money to build Prisons, Hospitals and SCIENCE TEACHING Schools (None of that Christian bogus)
- Don't push your beliefs on other people, really its not impressing me at all and you should just go live your life
-Don't kill people, ESPECIALLY IF ITS SUPPOSEDLY IN MY NAME (That part will be written in every language known to mankind, encased in steel)
-I don't care if you look at the pretty lady/man with lust, go for it. But if he/she is married, expect an ass whooping by yours truly when you get to heaven

THERE! I EVEN WROTE YOU 5 COMMANDMENTS!
Can I have my own religion yet?
Sorry but I don't have a son to sacrifice in my stead...

[JennyD]

Re: You Bigots

Amazing. This troll shows up immediately insulting us and God, then whines that everyone's not nice to him.

What a -- pardon the Yiddish -- DUMB SCHMUCK!



(I learned that when I was consulting with one of the church's lawyers. He was describing a town inspector who gave me trouble with my plumbing. He said it means "God-mocking jerk", but is a bit more colorful. I always like to expand my vocabulary.)

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

[QUOTE=shadowmare;354619]I feel sorry for you people... I really really do
God isn't really with America right now is he? I mean... Economic and Political turmoil that happened BEFORE Obama came to office. The rest of the world hates you, about 30% of your population is white trailer trash...
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I'm in Canada
We Don't Care If you do I Just hope you repent before The Wonderful Lord Jesus sends your useless ass right into the pits hell forever
God is always with America The USA is his Favorite country Your fake spagetti God will not save you only Jesus can Fool and No one here is going to Anwer any of your Stupid Questions like i said before better get used to it Boy

brb, I'm gonna go support gay rights while having pre-marital sex, drinking, burning a bible and saying a bunch of stuff that Jebus wouldn't agree with while in the middle of a pentagram. But not before writing a hate letter to George Bush, Listening to Heavy metal music and eyeing up that good looking yet married barmaid at the counter

So your a Queer? that dosen't Suprise me at all Why don't you just Repent? Jesus can help you Fool

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You Bigots

Ah this is fun
Your brutal stupidity has myself and the 14 people standing around me laughing. [...].

At you or with you? Is it a large institution?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Ah this is fun
Your brutal stupidity has myself and the 14 people standing around me laughing. You Christians are only funny when you try to be serious

"Adam created Earth and Heaven, Hell and Space... and Poutine"
There, its written... Not only is it written, but its also published on a religious internet website... now where's my GOD DAMNED Religious following consisting of nutcases that find mold on bread to be holy
I wanna slap some sense into them...

-If I didn't agree with safe sex, I would have put spikes on the condoms
-Stop building multimillion dollar churches in my name, use the money to build Prisons, Hospitals and SCIENCE TEACHING Schools (None of that Christian bogus)
- Don't push your beliefs on other people, really its not impressing me at all and you should just go live your life
-Don't kill people, ESPECIALLY IF ITS SUPPOSEDLY IN MY NAME (That part will be written in every language known to mankind, encased in steel)
-I don't care if you look at the pretty lady/man with lust, go for it. But if he/she is married, expect an ass whooping by yours truly when you get to heaven

THERE! I EVEN WROTE YOU 5 COMMANDMENTS!
Can I have my own religion yet?
Sorry but I don't have a son to sacrifice in my stead...

You'd be more amusing if you were more clever. I noted earlier that you are not a very interesting troll. Others have been much better. With each post you become even less amusing. Each time you post your limited cognitive abilities sink even lower. Are you drinking? Are you abusing drugs? Both? Or, are you just a pinhead?

No one is taking you seriously anymore.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Ah this is fun
Your brutal stupidity has myself and the 14 people standing around me laughing. You Christians are only funny when you try to be serious

"Adam created Earth and Heaven, Hell and Space... and Poutine"
There, its written... Not only is it written, but its also published on a religious internet website... now where's my GOD DAMNED Religious following consisting of nutcases that find mold on bread to be holy
I wanna slap some sense into them...

-If I didn't agree with safe sex, I would have put spikes on the condoms
-Stop building multimillion dollar churches in my name, use the money to build Prisons, Hospitals and SCIENCE TEACHING Schools (None of that Christian bogus)
- Don't push your beliefs on other people, really its not impressing me at all and you should just go live your life
-Don't kill people, ESPECIALLY IF ITS SUPPOSEDLY IN MY NAME (That part will be written in every language known to mankind, encased in steel)
-I don't care if you look at the pretty lady/man with lust, go for it. But if he/she is married, expect an ass whooping by yours truly when you get to heaven

THERE! I EVEN WROTE YOU 5 COMMANDMENTS!
Can I have my own religion yet?
Sorry but I don't have a son to sacrifice in my stead...

We are not here to make you Laugh Troll Either Get right with Jesus or Go away your not Welcame here on Gods Favorite Forum Little Boy

[Luther T Washington]

Re: You Bigots

Amazing. This troll shows up immediately insulting us and God, then whines that everyone's not nice to him.

What a -- pardon the Yiddish -- DUMB SCHMUCK!



(I learned that when I was consulting with one of the church's lawyers. He was describing a town inspector who gave me trouble with my plumbing. He said it means "God-mocking jerk", but is a bit more colorful. I always like to expand my vocabulary.)

Are you having plumbing problems Miss Jenny? My grandsons Hot Rod and Iron Bone are experts at laying pipe. I'm sure they will be glad to help you! They've helped more white women than I can count with their plumbing problems!

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

At you or with you? Is it a large institution?

Its not a wonder you all hate sodomy... your asses are too damned tight
No, I'm not drunk
Yes, I am flawed just like any other person

And I'm sorry if you guys don't speak "Common sense", as I had come here assuming that you were open minded individuals

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Its not a wonder you all hate sodomy... your asses are too damned tight

Voice of experience?

No, I'm not drunk

Then what is causing your cognitive degeneration?

Yes, I am flawed

For once, a true self evaluation.

just like any other person

No you're not like any person who is saved and destined for Heaven!

And I'm sorry if you guys don't speak "Common sense", as I had come here assuming that you were open minded individuals

We speak of the AV 1611 King James Bible which is the Word of the Living God. That is all we need to open our minds to.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Logos69]

Re: You Bigots

Heeeeey
I'm an Atheist, Social Communist and I also believe in sex before marriage

Now that thats out of the way and your jaws are grinding in no doubt godly rage, let me continue

I must ask, to which I am expecting a mature and UN-BIGOTED answer. What makes you so damned sure that god exists? You feel him?
Funny... I was born and raised a Christian up until age 14 and I didn't feel a thing... then I gave up since he never answered my prayers
And no, he NEVER ANSWERED MY PRAYERS, despite what you think, it wasn't until I used my own two hands under my own personal willpower that I got results
Call me a lost sheep, call me a heathen but I honestly just get a laugh out of it now. I have a Batchelors in History as well as a year of College for Bartending under my belt, haven't even picked up a bible in years

Are you trolling Muslims too TROLL?! I doubt if you are an atheist. I think you are just a Christian hater.

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Speaking of asses
Have you seen the Virgin Mary lately?
She is niiiiiiiiice...

Oh, and I'm happily straight... but do know for a fact that Homosexuals have bum sex
You don't need experience to know that