[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Troll I wasn't going waist my time with you But How Dare you Came on to Gods Favorite Forum and Talk like that Wonderful Sister Nurse Clampett Is right no one Cares what you have to say If your Not here to get right with Jesus Then Get lost cause your not Welcame on here

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Means a whole lot coming from the bunch that thought Hitler was a Communist

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

PS:
I pissed in the Holy water when nobody was looking, the bathroom was too far away
CHEERS piffleERS!

That's so disquesting you are sick You better Repent soon or you will find yourself Banned Fool

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

Since we're pressing the subject of my wonderful attendance

Why was a talking snake literal, but Jesus saying that everyone should sell their belongings Metaphorical?

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Means a whole lot coming from the bunch that thought Hitler was a Communist

It was only a mistake that We thought that Fool God forgive us He can forgive you to Just let Jesus in your life

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Yeah... I thought so.

You think poorly.

You Christian headcases are all the same,

Other trolls have said the same, only more eloquently. When you mock us, you mock Jesus. You might want to remember that.

all zeal and no bulletproof evidence.

The AV 1611 King James Bible is bulletproof.

No, a Baby's smile is not bulletproof evidence.

No it isn't, but babies do enjoy having the Bible read to them each and every day!

Nor is me feeling good during the day.

Are there days when you are not hung over? Glory!

Best change that header up top. Guaranteed Salvation since 1620?

Actually Baptists were around before 1620. 1620 is when Baptists arrived on these Godly shores.

I want my money back to spend on stuff that the bible disaproves of. Y'know, all the money I was forced to put in the collection bin every sunday between the ages of 8 and 14.

Did you tithe? If so that money is already doing God's Holy work.

Congratulations, you failing converts!

You say we fail. We do. We FAIL to go to Hell. We succeed in going to Heaven and spending eternity with Jesus. You succeed only in going to Hell.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

Since we're pressing the subject of my wonderful attendance

Why was a talking snake literal, but Jesus saying that everyone should sell their belongings Metaphorical?

Your attendance is not Wonderful trust me I'm not going to anwer your useless Questions Read the Bible for the Truth

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

It was only a mistake that We thought that Fool God forgive us He can forgive you to Just let Jesus in your life

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You Bigots

No, I don't want to be your leader
I want to bring some other views into what looks like a rather concentrated group of individuals
But no leadership thanks

If you aren't willing to put your life on the line like Jesus did, why should we believe anything you say?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

Are you lusting after Miss April? Miss April is a True Christian lady with God given difficulties with self expression. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Miss April]

Re: You Bigots

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

Troll Don't you dare call me Tits but if you really think i'm going to play your little Stupid Game your Wrong How we play how to get Jesus in your life?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: You Bigots

I like how this guy goes from this...

Well this is... expected
I post a thread that goes against the norm, ask for a mature response and get insults and an INVESTIGATION too!
This is exactly why I'm not really intrested, I look at this site and see racism, anti-semitism, and homophobia rampant
I'm actually embarassed for you guys...

to several posts later...

You have two choices:
Answer the above question
OR
tits or gtfo

You can pick

Funny how trolls are always like this. They start off "just wanting to have a mature discussion" and end up using profanity and acting like jackasses. The great irony is that this whole time Landover's True Christians(tm) have been the ones showing the maturity and well-thought out posting! Once he got exposed for not knowing a thing about Communism, he reacted in an emotional, unintelligent way.

It's funny how it's always these type of people that accuse Landover of being the very same type of people that they are!

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

If you aren't willing to put your life on the line like Jesus did, why should we believe anything you say?

Good question to which I mirror
Why should I believe YOUR types if you aren't willing to die for your beliefs?
The Crusades were Hundreds of years ago, back when religions actually had a backbone
Now I bet you all sit smug in your homes and let other, braver souls do the fighting for you

PS: Damn Moderators are slowing down the closest thing to a real education (Yes, I'm ready for you to bring up my occasional spelling error) you guys have ever had
Oh, and the maturity you guys keep bringing up is something worthy of preschool...

tl'dr is for the weak minded
Only being my friend if I become a fellow Jesus Fanboy
Well... I needn't point out the facts, just look back and see for yourself. I was TRYING to be mature, but since you guys take me (And label me) as scum... I figure there's no point proceeding

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: You Bigots

Good question to which I mirror
Why should I believe YOUR types if you aren't willing to die for your beliefs?
The Crusades were Hundreds of years ago, back when religions actually had a backbone
Now I bet you all sit smug in your homes and let other, braver souls do the fighting for you

PS: Damn Moderators are slowing down the closest thing to a real education (Yes, I'm ready for you to bring up my occasional spelling error) you guys have ever had
Oh, and the maturity you guys keep bringing up is something worthy of preschool...

tl'dr is for the weak minded
Only being my friend if I become a fellow Jesus Fanboy
Well... I needn't point out the facts, just look back and see for yourself. I was TRYING to be mature, but since you guys take me (And label me) as scum... I figure there's no point proceeding

Your posts are becoming increasingly difficult to decipher. This one makes sense only when I translate it from gibberish to standard American English. After translation you appear to be a cretin. I don't know what college from which you received your alleged degree, but your parents may want to request a refund.

I am an expert in translating gibberish into English. If you continue to post gibberish I will be forced to translate your infantile posts for the members of this forum. I hope you clean up your posts so that I am not forced to expose your ignorance.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[shadowmare]

Re: You Bigots

I feel sorry for you people... I really really do
God isn't really with America right now is he? I mean... Economic and Political turmoil that happened BEFORE Obama came to office. The rest of the world hates you, about 30% of your population is white trailer trash...
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I'm in Canada

Oh, and speaking of nonexistant Gibberish Lazarus, I still haven't gotten a clear answer as to why a talking snake is literal while selling all of your posessions is metaphorical
All I got were people attacking me with their virtual bibles
Now thats no fun...