[Lola Handcock]

Re: Policing Freehold

Last night I heard some noise coming from out back of the mobile home by the trash cans,when I looked out the door is saw two eyes glowing in the moon light.
I ran inside and grabbed my double barrel 12 GA.shot gun and let both barrels fly.They are filled with Rock Salt,I don't like to harm varmints unless they are for dinner.Anyhow that feller let loose with a scream when that salt hit his back side,he started to run to the front yard to get to his car.I reloaded and let two more shots go,I lit up his back side but good.It was a colored fella about 6 feet tall about 185 lbs. He jumped in to a late model Cadillac Eldorado,red in color with Illinois plates.

You don't suppose that was the same feller that was dumpster diving do ya?

I am not in any trouble for shooting off my shot gun in city limits am I ? Emil was working the night shift and I was just protecting our property.I was afraid ,after all I am a lady that was alone.If there is a fine ,let me know and I will pay it.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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You don't suppose that was the same feller that was dumpster diving do ya?

By your description I don't think they were the same person. The negro I stopped on the sidewalk was an older man, and his hair was starting to gray. However, that doesn't mean he was any less dangerous.

I am not in any trouble for shooting off my shot gun in city limits am I ? Emil was working the night shift and I was just protecting our property.I was afraid ,after all I am a lady that was alone.If there is a fine ,let me know and I will pay it.

I am proud to tell you that Freehold has no laws prohibiting the use of firearms within the city limits. Unlike liberal university towns and coastal cities, Freehold has nothing but respect for the 2nd Amendment.*

Additionally, if somebody is on your property (or within the general vicinity) you have every right to plug him with a few rounds.

*Please take note that there are certain prohibitions that apply to immigrants owning or using firearms within city limits. This includes people whose families immigrated from Africa, the middle east or Mexico within the last 300 years.

[Lola Handcock]

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thanks Ofc Don
In light of the freedoms that the Constitution and the Good Lord has bestowed upon Freehold and True Christians ,I most likley change from salt rock to buck shot or I will show the intruders an extra good time with my 44 mag. Now that is an attention getter .

God bless and keep up the good work!

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2009

A call came in about a prowler this evening in the northwest quadrant. I was already there so I responded.

The call originated from the singles' apartments across the street from the Fistings Memorial.

According to the caller, a man was prowling outside her apartment and had been harrassing her for several days at various different times and locations.

I was relieved to see that the apartment in question was a ground level apartment and I would not have to climb the stairs. (My feet hurt.)

When I approached the door, I was surprised to see our own Rev. Jim already on the scene! "Thank God" I thought, that there was a True Christian manly man to take care of this prowler!

Jim stopped me and explained just what was going on. Apparently he had met this young lady at God's Gym® downtown and the Holy Spirit had placed a burden on his heart to lead her to salvation. She was, like so many of her young and foolish generation, stubborn and rebellious, and even had the nerve to walk away from his ministering!

Apparently Rev. Osborne had obtained her address and had come here to share the Good News of Jesus Christ with her! And she called the cops for it!

I would have none of this, so I pounded on her door with my flashlight until she opened up.

I told the little hussy that she was trampling on Reverend Jim's religious rights by not submitting to what he had to say, and that she was going to be placed under arrest for falsifying a police report. (Preachers have nothing but the best intentions for all of us! They aren't stalkers!)

But I took sympathy on her and told her I wouldn't arrest her if she would allow the good Reverend to come inside, have dinner and study the Bible with her. She agreed, and I told her never to waste the FPD's time like this ever again or she'd be in deep trouble.

I felt really good about this for the rest of the evening. It's always rewarding to be able to settle these disputes peaceably. And it goes to show that if one door closes, God will open another, amen?

Let's all pray that through his repeated visits, the Reverend Osborne will lead this young, beautiful woman to the feet of Jesus Christ!

[SUV]

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Did they ever catch whoever raped the 77-year-old woman yet, as was mentioned on another thread?

Just wondering

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Did they ever catch whoever raped the 77-year-old woman yet, as was mentioned on another thread?

Just wondering

I usually ignore rape cases altogether as they are a waste of time. Women who get raped are victims of God, not people. What do they want us to do? Arrest God?

If they do want to catch the rapist, they need to arrest every single atheist in the state. All atheists are potential rapists, murderers, thieves and communists. No reason why we should just sit around waiting for them to snap.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9, 2009

A call came in about a prowler this evening in the northwest quadrant. I was already there so I responded...
...

Let's all pray that through his repeated visits, the Reverend Osborne will lead this young, beautiful woman to the feet of Jesus Christ!

Thank you so much for your assistance, Officer Don. I don't think that woman was ever going to open the door until you showed up! I'd like you to know once I got inside, it was a complete success. After you left, I stood inside her doorway and confronted her. Now, I'm a rather robust gentleman...6'2, 295 lbs of pure Jesus love. She was a petite thing, only 5'1 and about 110 lbs. I don't know if she thought I was going to hurt her or not so she began to sob uncontrollably. "What do you want from me?!?! Why are you following me!" she moaned.

"I just want to spread the Good News to you that Jesus Christ died for your sins. The only way to escape Hellfire is through Jesus Christ alone, as per John 14:6" I responded, my voice firm and turgid.

"But why do you stalk me? You're everywhere! I see you when I go to work, at work, when I come home!", she said.

My voice lowered and became a bit softer. "Because the Holy Spirit is guiding me towards you. Jesus loves you so much He sent me to witness to you and bring you to Him. Jesus loves you....I love you." I said to her as I looked deep into those soft eyes of hers.

I brought her down to the couch and we both sat down. I plopped open my trusty King James Bible and began to testify. After about an hour or so, she was finally breaking down and beginning to accept it. At the climax she had her head in my lap, with my hands running through her soft brown hair, and her saying over and over "I accept Jesus Christ as my savior."

I gently kissed her on the forehead and said "Welcome to the flock, my child." I then proceeded to caress her all over her body to calm her down.

We arranged to have twice-a-week Bible study at her apartment. I really hope she genuinely accepted Christ instead of saying what I wanted to hear her say in order to get me out of her apartment. But, considering how emotionally fragile she got and how she broke down, I do believe she was pushed over the tipping point into accepting Jesus.

All this thanks to the wonderful work of Officer Don! If he hadn't let me in, I might've got a faceful of pepper spray...from her. Now, she has accepted Jesus and I'm coming over her house again on Wednesday to discuss 1 Corinthians with her and also set up a tithing plan and schedule.

Chalk up another win for Jesus!

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I gently kissed her on the forehead and said "Welcome to the flock, my child." I then proceeded to caress her all over her body to calm her down.

We arranged to have twice-a-week Bible study at her apartment. I really hope she genuinely accepted Christ instead of saying what I wanted to hear her say in order to get me out of her apartment. But, considering how emotionally fragile she got and how she broke down, I do believe she was pushed over the tipping point into accepting Jesus.

Great work Reverend Jim! That's one more soul saved for Jesus. I have to admire your methods - I wish I had your talent. Usually I have to slip a couple of roofies into their drinks in order to get women to passively accept that Jesus is coming.

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford

[Lola Handcock]

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Ofc Don is there any bounty on criminals in Freehold,Just wondering....
Like Homers,Heathens and what not ? will any demons qualify? I have some spare time and I have 3 very good coon dogs that need to be ran .I have my own weapons and I am a dead shot at 300 yards? Let me know if volunteers are needed

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

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Ofc Don is there any bounty on criminals in Freehold,Just wondering....
Like Homers,Heathens and what not ? will any demons qualify? I have some spare time and I have 3 very good coon dogs that need to be ran .I have my own weapons and I am a dead shot at 300 yards? Let me know if volunteers are needed

We don't officially have a bounty system. The last time there was a bounty on someone's head was six years ago.

If your coon dogs need run, take them up to Landover Lake and go Wicca hunting. You won't get any cash for hauling them in, but you'll win the respect of our community. I suggest your husband go with you at all times. We do not encourage women to handle firearms without male supervision, and even then, nothing more than a .22 pistol.

[Lola Handcock]

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We don't officially have a bounty system. The last time there was a bounty on someone's head was six years ago.

If your coon dogs need run, take them up to Landover Lake and go Wicca hunting. You won't get any cash for hauling them in, but you'll win the respect of our community. I suggest your husband go with you at all times. We do not encourage women to handle firearms without male supervision, and even then, nothing more than a .22 pistol.

Thanks for the heads up on the bounty !
I will take my dogs to go Wicca hunting,sounds like fun.They have demons in them for sure!
I hale from Kentucky we don't believe in pea shooters like .22 pistols.
I am a farm girl.I have my very own .44mag ,double barrel 12 gauge and a .30 winchester for long range.My Grand Pa always said I must be kin to Dannel Boon cause I have an eagle eye when it comes to shooting..Emil ain't never fired a gun to the best of my knowledge but I can sure teach him.

I have seen raccoon tracks about in the woods ,and my dogs just love to run-em up a tree if its OK I take a few of them out for you. They make a fine stew.

Do I need a licence to hunt wicca,raccoon or any other varmints ? I have seen a lot of deer around the corn fields,and I sure would not mind bagging a few for the freezer.
I will be more than happy to share the bounty with you and the Pastors.


I sure miss back home,me and the dogs would go out every day in the woods.

Say if you ever need some fine tracking dogs for catching run away inmates ,just call me and the dogs are yours to use.They are real good with Negroids,messicans and injuns.Sheriff Joe used to borrow them all the time back home.Them dogs can smell out a negroid like nobody's business.I am home all the time just holler and we will come a running.

[SUV]

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Any Word on who 'did' that 77-year-old woman yet?

[Bob4God]

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My word Lola, you sound very independent for a Christian woman and all.

I for one know that I would not feel comfortable with a woman using a gun nearby, especially something like a 44 or a shotgun.

Emil, being the man of the house, really should know how to use a gun, and should take better charge of you.

As you know, I am the proprietor of FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and 7th, and I wouldn't normally do this, but just for Emil's sake, I am willing to offer him FREE shooting lessons with NO hidden charges, only a $59.99 fee for ammo. Just to show you and Emil how good we are to our customers at FREEHOLD FIREARMS, I'll throw in a complimentary safety course! (It only takes about two minutes.)

Where else in Iowa can you get FREE shooting lessons from a professional?! (There will be a $99.99 charge for insurance just in case something goes wrong and one of the weapons gets damaged.)

I'm sure you and Emil won't regret it! I accept cash, credit cards, money orders and local checks. See you soon!

[Lola Handcock]

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Thanks, I am sure Emil will take advantage of an opportunity as good as that.As my Grand Pa all ways said a family that shoots together stays together

[Lola Handcock]

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Ofc. Don,
I took your advice and took the dogs over to the lake.I caught two messican homers engaged in sex,the dogs got them ran up a tree what the heck do you want me to do with them? I will leave the dogs under the tree for the night that should hold them up the tree till morning comes.Them dogs will stay there as logs as I feed them a couple of time a day.I am at home give me a call. Lola