[Back against wall]

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I see myself as David and BAWls as the Goliath

Not even close son, and please keep it out of this forum. Remember your place and show some respect. When Jesus makes you a True Christian™ then you get to dis me. /It's over.

[Basilissa]

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I see myself as David and BAWls as the Goliath, you want to pick on somebody small? No problem, the rock of Christ will get to your head.

Dear, your analogy is wrong. This is how it really goes:

Brother BAW is a Godly True Christian™ Man, and you're a pathetic heathen worm that he accidentally squished under his Godly boot.

[Didymus Much]

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...Brother BAW is a Godly True Christian™ Man, and you're a pathetic heathen worm...

But, he can get better.


















I'm talking about BAW.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Amen, Sister.

Keep fighting the good fight against unclean hands and souls.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Proud to say that after 7 years of cleanliness, I'm an official member of the anti-masturbation club.

Blessed be those who rise above the temptations of the flesh.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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We need to fight sin and self-defilement.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Blessed be those who rise above the temptations of the flesh.

Amen, sister! As I always tell my children, you can't hold hands with if your hands are otherwise sinfully occupied.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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Amen, sister! As I always tell my children, you can't hold hands with if your hands are otherwise sinfully occupied.

That is very sensible and wise of you.
I had to buy my nephew one of these, because he did not understand the severity of his actions.



I am convinced he is closer to heaven now that his bad habits have been curbed.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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That is very sensible and wise of you.
I had to buy my nephew one of these, because he did not understand the severity of his actions.



I am convinced he is closer to heaven now that his bad habits have been curbed.

Self-rape hurts so many more people that just the rapist/victim. Mostly, it hurts Jesus, and that breaks my heart. It also makes me very, very angry, and my boys know better than to cross me.

[VictoryOS]

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This ingenious device could have a dual purpose. If you prop the young boy upright in the corner, it could teach him what it felt like for Jesus while he hung from the cross.

[Sister Sally Bate]

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This ingenious device could have a dual purpose. If you prop the young boy upright in the corner, it could teach him what it felt like for Jesus while he hung from the cross.

That is genius! In the Sunday school where I used to teach, I would pass around a Styrofoam donut with toothpicks so the kids could see how Christ felt with his crown of thorns. Each child got to experience, first hand, the ecstasy of sacrifice.

[Back against wall]

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I have had a friend with one of those. He used it for his Retarded Mongoloid, Down Syndrome Daughter. What he did though was pull an old handle off a Golf Buggy and attach it behind the head of the padded Cross and used it so he didn't have to wheel a wheelchair into the pub when he met his friends for the daily Alcoholic-Booze-Up. It was too embarrassing, the wheelchair. He still has to show up with the spastic but he thinks it makes it a lot more manly.

Turns out he was a Catlick and ended up in some Heathen Satanic fellowship called Alcoholics Amoungus or Alcoholics 'R' Us or some Satanic named group. May both of them burn in .
He's back at the Pub again but screw him. He borrowed a can opener off me once and never returned it. I've killed for less than that (in the old days) and his freak daughter kreep'd me out big time. It looked like her eyes were always following me when I was shouting enthusiastic prayers at her to keep the evil away from me.
Thank God she's dead now. I still see those hellish eyes. Following me. Like it was a real child.

Artists rendition of Cross-Buggy

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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... and his freak daughter kreep'd me out big time, it looked like her eyes were always following me when I was shouting enthusiastic prayers at her to keep the evil away from me.

That's quite a common catlick thing**, Brother Back (** though being a retarded would make it worse). I know this for sure because my husband explained it to the boys when one of them asked why that creepy Mona Liza picture keeps staring at you, even when you try to get out of its line of sight. The twins even did a proper experiment where they stood on opposite sides of the room to test it and it still managed to stare at both of them!

Apparently you see it in a lot of catlick "art", because the artists picked models from their own perverted kind and these people are so paranoid that they have to watch everyone all the time. It's not natural.

Thank God she's dead now. I still see those hellish eyes. Following me. Like it was a real child.

I wish you hadn't said that. I shall have nightmares.

YiC
Joanna

[James Hutchins]

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While the very idea of fondling my genitalia in a manner that provides maximum stimulation to achieve the most powerful eruptions of my manly sex, I cannot get over what the sounds of the tens of thousands of dying babies must be like as their tiny lifeless bodies dry out on a tissue.
No, I let God take hold of my urges, producing offspring in my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. Do His deeds, no matter how distasteful.

[Back against wall]

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Apparently you see it in a lot of catlick "art", because the artists picked models from their own perverted kind and these people are so paranoid that they have to watch everyone all the time. It's not natural.

The Horror, the horror.