I may have eaten too much for lunch

[Brother V]

I went to this oriental buffet, and I ate (possibly) too much.

My stomach is now upset, and my hands smell of chinese food.

Thankfully, I'm not in danger of being stoned, because I'm not a drunkard.

Deuteronomy 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

Seriously, if I wore a belt, I think I would have to loosen it a notch, instead my overall's are a little too tight, probably going to have to undo one of the buttons on the side... ahhhhh that's better.

YIC
V

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

I went to this oriental buffet, and I ate (possibly) too much.

Which oriental place did you go to? The one in the jew-town on the south side? I hear that they have great orange chicken!

Which makes me want to ask: Why do jews like chinese food so much? I figure it has to do with the Christ-haters teaming up, but I am not sure.

Reminds me of a joke or two:

Two Chinese men are walking out of Katz’s Delicatessen. One says to the other, "The problem with Jewish food is that two weeks later you’re hungry again."

If, according to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5764, and, according to the Chinese calendar, the year is 5724, what did the Jews eat for forty years?

[Brother V]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

Which oriental place did you go to? The one in the jew-town on the south side? I hear that they have great orange chicken!

Brother, I'm not in Freehold.

I went to the Crazy Buffet in Champaign Illinois.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

Godly news Brother V that even in a passing moment of weakness like this Jesus steered you clear of committing a terrible sin! GLORY!

In the same situation an atheist would have gotten drunk and raped the waitress, not a TRUE Christian™ like Brother V! PRAISE!

Read it up secularists, Catholics and other God mocking scumbags; powerful witnessing right there from Brother V as to why TRUE Christians™ are the Saved™ one! HALLELUJAH!

[James Hutchins]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

Not to worry Brother V, that slant food passes through you like castor oil. You'll be hungry just in time for dinner.

[Brother V]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

Not to worry Brother V, that slant food passes through you like castor oil. You'll be hungry just in time for dinner.

You are correct brother, it only took about an hour and a half. Although I now need to go to the store and get more toilet paper.

Malachi 2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

It didn't quite get on my face, but it was rather explosive...

YIC
V

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

I feel your pain. I've been almost on an all-eggnog diet (why is it that with all my money and connections I can't get eggnog out of season?). Then just this morning a button bursted off my pants, and I vomited. Has my trusty friend betrayed me?

[Nobar King]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

I hear you guys. I have to go to two Christmas Parties tonight. One at six and the other at eight. I have to try to not overdo it this time. I tend to just keep eating as long as there is food on the table. I especially love me some tater tots.

[SUV]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

Deuteronomy 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

DEUT! DOOTER!!!

[Brother V]

Re: I may have eaten too much for lunch

DEUT! DOOTER!!!

You are correct sister, I took a #2.

V