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Yes, the DOF is quite serious about such violations....
Yes, the DOF is quite serious about such violations....
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Re: Who is right?
http://whitehouse.georgewbush.org/dof/index.aspOriginally posted by Sky High View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Bismillah'ir'Rahman'i'RahiimOriginally posted by Sky High View Post
Salaamun Aleykum friend.
You are right with what you say. This is certainly not God's Will. They have twisted and corrupted scripture beyond recognition for 2000 years.
If you want to see what God really wants for us then I suggest you read The Noble Qu'Ran. This is the truth.Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!Comment
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I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I don't understand why you even ask?
God is right, always!"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32Comment
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In short, according to our muslim friend here, God wants you to marry nine-year-old girls, worship stones, exterminate the Jews, and talk a little more to ants.Originally posted by TruePath View PostSweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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You haven't read the Noble Qu'ran have you?Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!Comment
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I've glanced at it. In my special islam room, while sitting on my allah throne.Originally posted by TruePath View PostYou haven't read the Noble Qu'ran have you?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Neither have you Mohammed. Tell me in your unholy book where it says all of the virgins you get in Heaven are female. You have a HELL of an orgy awaiting you - and you will be the center of attention.Originally posted by TruePath View PostYou haven't read the Noble Qu'ran have you?
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That's one of the silliest things I've ever seen anyone write here. When you're sitting in fourth-hour history class tomorrow learning about how our Founding Fathers carefully crafted our United States Constitution with an open 1611 King James Bible on the desk next to the project, will you say that those who wrote the history book filled it with opinions? When your algebra book (assuming you haven't hollowed it out for transporting drugs) says that if A = B and A = C then B = C, is that an opinion too? If your English book that you've never even opened says that every sentence must contain a verb to be considered a sentence, is that opinion? How is the 1611 King James Bible opinion? It's the unassailable history of the world since God first breathed life up Adam's nose.Originally posted by Sky High View PostCarefull researched position?!?!?
dont make me laugh here.
You take your position from a book that some random guy wrote.
Did Jesus or God write it themself? No, so the bible itself is an opinion from someone. so how can you know that the words that you followare the correct ones? You cant say that im wrong because the bible changes with every version that come´s out.
But as i allready said, you won. With that i mean that your allready got brainwashed so far that im unable to talk some straight sense in you.
You feel better about it now, don't you?
Jesus is waiting patiently for you to let him have his way with you.
sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
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well at least you got that part right!In short, according to our muslim friend here, God wants you to marry nine-year-old girls, worship stones, exterminate the Jews
stones from the sky are VERY important to our world.
I know that a lot of bad people were killed by rocks falling from the sky and that is why all you dang pervert-christ worshiping child-molesters will be going DOWN for the long sleep and no salvation for you!I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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This is a Christian forum, not a Catlick forum.Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
Child molestation is allowed and encouraged by unwritten catholic rules. That is why every time a priest is caught, they don't alert authorities (i.e. flaunt secular law, not allowed by Bible) and they reassign that priest to another position where he works with children.
Do you see why LBC works so hard to distance itself from false Christians?I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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You know, it never occurred to me before that you were a muslim, but you both worship stones, of course. I used to think of you as just an all-around blasphemer. Thanks for the clarification.Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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NO I am not a mooselem....
I just heard they have one sweet looking rock that fell from the sky that everyone is just itching to get their hands on.....
and who wouldn't?!
all you guys have is some splinters from a cross or something....I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!Comment
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