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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241
    #1

    PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

    Just on Fox News.


    Citing economic downturn, management at Air America shuts down the network tonight.


    We know the TRUTH:


    Jesus whupped their butts !!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414
      #2
      Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

      Hallelujah! The Lord ALWAYS wins!
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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29457
          #3
          Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

          Praise the Lord. God hit another one out of the park!

          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622
              #4
              Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

              Air America was struck by lightening (sent by God) midflight and crashed and burned into the ground, killing all on board. GLORY!

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                • Free Market Fred
                  The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 803
                  #5
                  Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  Air America was struck by lightening (sent by God) midflight and crashed and burned into the ground, killing all on board. GLORY!
                  Those Predator drones armed with Hellfire missiles that we sell to the US military are also effective:



                  Not only can it shut down Air America broadcasting transmitters, but works well at eliminating environmental activists, union leaders, ACORN organizers and corporate competitors. Plus it's fun! You can sit there at your computer and direct a missile to take out a target on the other side of the world. Of course, you got to be kind of careful about the collateral damage - a couple of times I coughed when hitting the Enter key and accidentally took out an Afghan wedding party, but what the heck, they got too many people in the Third World anyway.

                  Landmines, by comparison, are just so boring. Of course, they're a lot cheaper, and one of our best sellers.

                  Next Christmas, we're hoping to have a scaled-down Predator for kids. Of course, it won't have exploding warheads - just paintballs, firecrackers or glass fragments - but it will be good training for when they get older and join the military.

                  Our research and development guys are trying to produce a version that would make it look like suicide. A tough challenge I admit, but our technical people are good.

                  Praise Jesus!
                  Brother Buford
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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380
                      #6
                      Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

                      Originally posted by Free Market Fred View Post
                      a couple of times I coughed when hitting the Enter key and accidentally took out an Afghan wedding party, but what the heck, they got too many people in the Third World anyway.
                      Amen to that Brother! And thanks again for that box of grenades you sent me. They work very well against those gophers.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479
                          #7
                          Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

                          Does it suprise ANYONE that the ultra liberal radio station had to decalre bankruptcy? They are LIBERALS!! They gave ALL of their money to the government already and have none left over to pay for their radio station.

                          Maybe Free-Market Fred can bail them out and add another network to his multimedia empire?
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

                              I'd never heard of this radio station. How could that even be legal? Don't tell me they had a license!

                              Any station with the name "Air America" should be the most patriotic one one the air.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Marshall
                                  Righteous and Patriotic
                                  Highest body count at the VFW
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 3330
                                  #9
                                  Re: PRAISE GOD!! unGodly Air America pulls the plug

                                  What's Air America? It sounds patriotic.
                                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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