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  • Spaghetti Monster
    Unsaved trash, atheist bulldyke scum
    • Feb 2010
    • 67

    #1

    Sex!

    I got a question: most of your responses or whatever you talk about gets kinda graphically sexually. Why are you folks so fixated on sex?
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Sex!

    Sex is for making kids. Everything else is evil.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Noah Dint
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 695

      #3
      Re: Sex!

      Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
      I got a question: most of your responses or whatever you talk about gets kinda graphically sexually. Why are you folks so fixated on sex?
      Knowing perfectly well what the focus of this site is, I would ask you what your focus is to be thinking that way?

      If you are feeling like the focus is sex on God's Favorite Forum™ you may have some challenges you should see someone about.

      -ND

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Sex!

        Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
        I got a question: most of your responses or whatever you talk about gets kinda graphically sexually. Why are you folks so fixated on sex?
        You define yourself as a person by your choice of a sex partner. I belive your question can be considered ironic in its carelessness.

        Matthew 7:3-5
        3 And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? 4 Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me remove the speck from your eye’; and look, a plank is in your own eye? 5 Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

        Paul could be talking to you friend.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Sex!

          Sex is both a gift from God (as a means of producing more stalwart Christian soldiers) and a curse (used by Satan to tempt us), and it's a main issue that society is struggling with, so there's no reason why we shouldn't be talking about it alot. The main problem with sex is that nowadays the vast majority of people are sluts, harlots, whores, perverts, fiends, molesters, freaks, and leches. Society as a whole is fixated on sex, not us!

          Pretty much every young lady I have helped in my ministry has confided to me that she is struggling with sexual problems. Some tell me they are often tempted to succumb to the heat of the passion with their boyfriends and engage in premarital sex. Some others are afraid of having sex once they get married. Worst of all, some ladies have been tempted and brainwashed by the homosexual agenda and have erotic, steamy fantasies about being alone with another woman, pleasuring each other, and touching each other over their young, smooth bodies. I have listened intensely to hours upon hours of women divulge their lesbian fantasies to me, some even going so far as to describe in sordid detail all the nasty, horrible acts they have done with other women.

          Even though it pains me to do it, I coax these young women to go into excruciating detail about their sexual problems. It's really sad because these young ladies shouldn't even be thinking about sex. But with all the MTV, public school sex education, Disney Channel, internet porn, Lady Gaga, etc. out there, these women are being inundated with the message that carefree, bisexual orgies are okay.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #6
            Re: Sex!

            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
            Even though it pains me to do it
            I am humbled by the sacrifices you make to save all those young woman's souls. My daughters still talk with glowing eyes about how you helped them to find the glory of Jesus.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Sex!

              Sexual morality comes up an awful lot in the Bible, does it not? Who are we to question God's priorities?
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Sex!

                Rev Jim, you are why America will survive. You are willing to stand with evil, toe to toe and fight the good fight. This carpet chewing she-harlot Thespian and her method are a dinosaur, a part of America's past, even though she doesn't know it. You Rev Jim are the future.

                A bright and shinny future illuminated by the Son.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • PraiseTheLORD
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3

                  #9
                  Re: Sex!

                  In my opinion is sex general evil.

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                  • GodIsAlmighty
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 184

                    #10
                    Re: Sex!

                    Originally posted by PraiseTheLORD View Post
                    In my opinion is sex is generally evil.
                    Work on your American English. Also, I do not believe sex itself is evil, but lust, premarital sex, and anything not in the missionary position or not between man and a women is evil. Like many things in life, Satan tries to tempt us with sex, so you must practice self restraint.
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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #11
                      Re: Sex!

                      Originally posted by PraiseTheLORD View Post
                      In my opinion is sex general evil.
                      It can often be. But it is also something we have to endure to make children.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Sex!

                        Originally posted by Spaghetti Monster View Post
                        I got a question: most of your responses or whatever you talk about gets kinda graphically sexually. Why are you folks so fixated on sex?
                        I "got" a question for you, pervert: Why are you so fixated on persecuting Christians? You aren't welcome here.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • overunity
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: Sex!

                          sex is evil i vow to never succumb to it

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                          • PraiseOurLordGod
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9

                            #14
                            Re: Sex!

                            Originally posted by GodIsAlmighty View Post
                            I do not believe sex itself is evil, but lust, premarital sex, and anything not in the missionary position or not between man and a women is evil. Like many things in life, Satan tries to tempt us with sex, so you must practice self restraint.

                            This is actually a question of my own. I noticed that Pastor Ezekiel's quote thing (forgive me, but I'm not quite sure what to call it ) under his user-name says "Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study".

                            If lust is "evil," then why is he promoting it by calling himself a "stud"? That's just what I gathered from reading what the quote said.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: Sex!

                              A 'stud' is a long hard peice of wood. He is hammering the Bible to a cross made of wood.

                              Haven't you a dictionary?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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