[James Dewitt]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

Say what about Bible Thumping Blond? And she makes a mean PIE to boot.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

Say what about Bible Thumping Blond? And she makes a mean PIE to boot.

Why thank you Brother.

One would think that Pastor Zeke would have been the one to nominate me.

I hate to brag, but all the men DO say it's hard to beat MY pie.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

Why thank you Brother.

One would think that Pastor Zeke would have been the one to nominate me.

I hate to brag, but all the men DO say it's hard to beat MY pie.

You are most welcome. I am sure that Pastor Zeke is busy hitting on widow Annabelle consoling widow Annabelle.

I am looking forward to trying your pie someday.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

Say what about Bible Thumping Blond? And she makes a mean PIE to boot.

You beat me to the nomination brother. A very good shout I'd say. She'd get my vote - the legendary sister Thumper pie is a powerful boon to her aspirations I'd say.

Sister Thumper must surely be a favourite.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

I think if Victory OS was around, she'd be a shovel in. Speaking of which, last I heard, she had Ofc. Richards baby. She did not eat it I hope.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

However, I think few can supass the beauty of the lovely (unfortunately diseased), Tammy Faye Bakker

As comely as Tammy is, the beauteous Jan Crouch would surely win the annual Senior Mrs. Landover Baptist competition.





A few years ago, I tried a pink rinse through my hair, but it didn't look nearly as good as Jan's; I believe this is due to the LORD blessing her with bone structure superior to mine, especially the structure of her seemingly ageless eye sockets.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

I humbly nominate:

[True Disciple]

Re: Here She Comes, Miss Landover Baptist

Shouldn't part of the competition involve a pie baking contest?

I think it should, Sister. Glorious idea!

Additionally, I think the bikini contest should be replaced by its opposite: a modest clothing contest, where the person whose clothing impresses the jury least would be declared winner.

Finally, can we do something like a child-bearing contest, where the women who have given birth to the most children relative to the years they have been alivemarried win.