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  • C0ntradiction
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    #16
    Re: Bible Believers!

    I find it incredible that I continue to get infractions for telling you the Word of God, from the very book you hold to be sacred.
    Hypocrites. Fools. Liars. Satan-Worshipers.

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    • Levi Jones
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      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Bible Believers!

      Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
      Actually, God DOES WANT US TO WALK AROUND NAKED, fool. Read Genesis.
      For someone who is supposedly a Christian, you seem to be only fixated on one verse. Here's one that has to do with you posted.

      Matthew 5:22
      But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

      I can't wait to watch you slow roast!

      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • C0ntradiction
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        #18
        Re: Bible Believers!

        Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
        Naked of course, and then you can be arrested and taken care of for the rest of your life by the nanny state. Is that your plan?
        If that is what it takes to obey the Word of God, that is what I shall do. Why do you not do the same?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        For someone who is supposedly a Christian, you seem to be only fixated on one verse. Here's one that has to do with you posted.

        Matthew 5:22
        But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

        I can't wait to watch you slow roast!

        And this has WHAT to do with me...? I merely tell you the Word of God. It is you who will roast.

        Genesis Chapter 3
        7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
        8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
        9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
        10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
        11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
        12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
        13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

        You have ALL been beguiled by the serpent.

        Levi, Why do you continue to try to stop me from telling all the Word of God? Is restricting the amount I can post neccessary? All I do is speak the Word of God, from the King James 1611. Isn't that what you want?

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        • Logan
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          • Mar 2010
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          #19
          Re: Bible Believers!

          Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
          How DARE you call the word of Jesus Christ LIES!
          How DARE you twist Christian words into a mockery of our Lord?
          Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
          This is a site full of Godmockers and Satanists, under the guise of Christians!
          Agreed, you and your friends run rampant pretending to be Christians.
          God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
          -Psalms 7:11
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          • C0ntradiction
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            #20
            Re: Bible Believers!

            Originally posted by Logan View Post
            How DARE you twist Christian words into a mockery of our Lord?

            Agreed, you and your friends run rampant pretending to be Christians.
            Twist?! In what way is quoting the King James 1611 TWISTING the Lord Jesus Christ? Explain yourself!

            Evidently I am a better Christian than you. I intend to follow the word of my savior to the letter. It is you who is pretending to be a Christian.

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            • BelieverInGod
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              #21
              Re: Bible Believers!

              Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
              Twist?! In what way is quoting the King James 1611 TWISTING the Lord Jesus Christ? Explain yourself!

              Evidently I am a better Christian than you. I intend to follow the word of my savior to the letter. It is you who is pretending to be a Christian.
              Talkin ain't doin, put up or shut up.
              Drama queen

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              • Logan
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                • Mar 2010
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                #22
                Re: Bible Believers!

                Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                Twist?! In what way is quoting the King James 1611 TWISTING the Lord Jesus Christ? Explain yourself!

                Evidently I am a better Christian than you. I intend to follow the word of my savior to the letter. It is you who is pretending to be a Christian.
                You have been sent her by Satan himself to disturb this forum, And how can you be a better Christian if you not only ignorantly deny God but fallow Satan's teachings? How?
                God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                -Psalms 7:11
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                • C0ntradiction
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                  #23
                  Re: Bible Believers!

                  Originally posted by Logan View Post
                  You have been sent her by Satan himself to disturb this forum, And how can you be a better Christian if you not only ignorantly deny God but fallow Satan's teachings? How?
                  I cannot believe that I am reading this. I am telling you what is in the Bible, King James 1611 version. This is is fact. This is the teaching of Jesus Christ. Jesus HIMSELF said what I passed onto you. These are JESUS' teachings. I am not sure what to make of this. Are you suggesting that Jesus' teachings are a work of Satan?! How can you POSSIBLY call yourself a Christian!? In What Way am I DENYING GOD?!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Talkin ain't doin, put up or shut up.
                  AS I SAID, I fully intend to as soon as I have spread the Truth of God to others. It is part of my Christian Duty to keep as many people out of hell as possible.
                  The same goes for you. Obey the Word of God, as you claim to.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
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                    • Sep 2006
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                    #24
                    Re: Bible Believers!

                    Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                    I find it incredible that I continue to get infractions for telling you the Word of God, from the very book you hold to be sacred.
                    Hypocrites. Fools. Liars. Satan-Worshipers.
                    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Logan
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                      #25
                      Re: Bible Believers!

                      Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                      I cannot believe that I am reading this
                      I can't believe your ignorance.

                      Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                      Are you suggesting that Jesus' teachings are a work of Satan?!
                      I am not suggesting anything, I am telling you YOUR teachings are that of Satan.

                      Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                      In What Way am I DENYING GOD?!
                      By trying (failing) to tell us that the KJ bible contradicts it's self.
                      Every think that maybe his work is too complex, to perfect for you to understand? what am I saying, of course you don't think: Satan has taken care of that for you.
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
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                      • C0ntradiction
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                        #26
                        Re: Bible Believers!

                        Originally posted by Logan View Post
                        I can't believe your ignorance.


                        I am not suggesting anything, I am telling you YOUR teachings are that of Satan.


                        By trying (failing) to tell us that the KJ bible contradicts it's self.
                        Every think that maybe his work is too complex, to perfect for you to understand? what am I saying, of course you don't think: Satan has taken care of that for you.
                        I cannot believe your ignorance. Have you ever even READ the King James 1611? Do you even KNOW what it says?
                        I teach NOTHING. All I did was quote Jesus Christ.
                        I did NOT SAY THAT THE KJ BIBLE CONTRADICTS ITSELF. IT DOES NOT. I say that YOU contradict what you CLAIM to believe. You go directly against the words of Jesus Christ, and then claim I am the Satanic one. How DARE you.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        THERE IS NO DEBATE HERE. I AM NOT FLAMING YOU. I AM NOT UNSAVED TRASH.
                        Read what I have to say before you assume that I am unsaved trash, and copy a page of rules that do not apply to me.

                        I Have Passed on the Words of Jesus Christ to you, and I am met with nothing but hostility and disrespect. How dare you call yourself Christians when you do nothing but pick and choose what verses of the Bible are most convienent for you to follow. Follow the King James 161 as you claim to, or go to Hell. Jesus HIMSELF has said this. Do you deny his words?!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
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                          • Sep 2006
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                          #27
                          Re: Bible Believers!

                          Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                          Follow the King James 161 as you claim to, or go to Hell. Jesus HIMSELF has said this. Do you deny his words?!
                          Okay, I'll bite. Post the Scripture that backs your claim up.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • True Disciple
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                            • Nov 2009
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                            #28
                            Re: Bible Believers!

                            Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                            I cannot believe that I am reading this. I am telling you what is in the Bible, King James 1611 version. This is is fact. This is the teaching of Jesus Christ. Jesus HIMSELF said what I passed onto you. These are JESUS' teachings. I am not sure what to make of this. Are you suggesting that Jesus' teachings are a work of Satan?! How can you POSSIBLY call yourself a Christian!? In What Way am I DENYING GOD?!



                            AS I SAID, I fully intend to as soon as I have spread the Truth of God to others. It is part of my Christian Duty to keep as many people out of hell as possible.
                            The same goes for you. Obey the Word of God, as you claim to.
                            C0ntradiction, you are clueless. I very seldom come across such exceptional ignorance about God's Word.

                            First of all, Jesus was talking to a specific person when he said this. He never said that we should do this as well. Instead, about Salvation™ He said:
                            Mark 16:16:
                            He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
                            This makes it clear that it is faith and baptism that sends people to Heaven, not works.

                            Why, then, did Jesus order this man to sell everything he has, if it wasn't necessary for Salvation™?

                            The answer is directly after the Verses you quoted! You would do well to actually follow the entirety of the Bible, instead of tearing certain Passages out of context to make them say something which they do not in reality!

                            First of all, note that Jesus talked about "a treasure in Heaven," not Salvation™. For the Salvation™, the "follow me" part was important, as clarified in Mark 16:16. For the treasure in Heaven, the "give away all that you have" part is important.

                            Now, let's look at what this passage really teaches:

                            Luke 18:22-30:
                            Now when Jesus heard these things, he said unto him, Yet lackest thou one thing: sell all that thou hast, and distribute unto the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come, follow me. And when he heard this, he was very sorrowful: for he was very rich.
                            And when Jesus saw that he was very sorrowful, he said, How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!
                            For it is easier for a camel to go through a needle's eye, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
                            And they that heard it said, Who then can be saved? And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God.
                            Then Peter said, Lo, we have left all, and followed thee.
                            And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, There is no man that hath left house, or parents, or brethren, or wife, or children, for the kingdom of God's sake,
                            Who shall not receive manifold more in this present time, and in the world to come life everlasting.
                            I have highlighted the important part for you. If we give all our earthly possessions over to Christ, we shall receive "manifold in present times." I myself was poor when I achieved Salvation™, but I have been blessed since then, for example with this computer.

                            So, your implication that a True Christian™ cannot have personal possessions is complete and utter heresy. We can have possessions, but only if we receive them from Jesus. Of course, everything we have at Landover is a gift and blessing from Jesus.

                            Now before you make yourself look even more ridiculous, wouldn't it be a good idea to actually consider the situation of your own eternal soul?
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • Logan
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                              #29
                              Re: Bible Believers!

                              Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                              I cannot believe your ignorance. Have you ever even READ the King James 1611?
                              All of us have, bet you can't say the same
                              Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                              I teach NOTHING.
                              That much is clear. Teaching requires intelligence.
                              Originally posted by C0ntradiction View Post
                              You go directly against the words of Jesus Christ, and then claim I am the Satanic one.
                              Christians don't go against Jesus, and you are anti-Christian. That would make you not only satanic but a lier.
                              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                              -Psalms 7:11
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