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  • #1

    Banned Books and Book burnings

    I am requesting the following books be banned from Freehold.
    Author Homer
    Title Iliad
    Reason. It sounds like a book on phallic symbolism. Not a Christian book.

    Author Homer
    Title The Odyssey
    Reason .It is a story about a homersexuaral and his male conquests. Look at the Authors name! Not a Christian book.

    All copies should be turned in the Church and burned at a later time.
    Tags: banned, book burning, book-burning
  • #2
    Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

    Books by Mark Twain like this one. Its a story about a Boy helping a niggra escape slavery. That's just wrong.

    Leviticus 25:44-45


    Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
    Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
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    • #3
      Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

      Author: Willian Shakespeare
      Title: Romeo and Juliet
      Reason: A rap-emo fushion: Glorifies teen gang violence and teen sex like rap does, while glorifying suicide the same way emo music does. Gateway book to the movie, which contains post-pubescent female breasts.*

      *note that while Juliet, the character, has pubescent, and therefore non-pornographic breats, the actress playing her has post-pubescent breasts, making the movie pornographic.
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      • #4
        Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

        Good plan, especially since all those authors are burning in Hell already, so it is nice for their books to join them in the fire.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #5
          Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

          Can we just burn all of Shakespeare? He was a homosexual. He can't possibly be of any use for anyone to read.

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          • #6
            Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

            Harry Potter by J/K (I'm going to Hell) Rowling.

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            • #7
              Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

              Twilight.

              This book is holy scripture for the generation of GODless, pessimistic, whining Satan worshipers, who glorify vampires and other minions of darkness as 'misunderstood' and 'tragic' victims of fate. The boys who read this nonsense wear eyeliner and paint their nails black, and have more mood swings than the girls. It turns them gay! It was probably written by a Mormon too.
              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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              • #8
                Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                Originally posted by exMormon View Post
                Harry Potter by J/K (I'm going to Hell) Rowling.
                Praise Jesus, you're right. Many churches hold book burnings every year, and the witchcraft manuals of harry Potter are always on the top of the pyre!

                It's the Godly thing to do!

                Acts 19:19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver. 19:20 So mightily grew the word of God and prevailed.

                Most Christians don't realize it, but the first Christian book burning occured when Paul's converts at Ephesus burned 50,000 silver pieces worth of books. Since a piece of silver was worth about a days wages, this would have been several million dollars worth of books! Praise Jesus!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                  Author:Shelby Foote

                  Title: The Civil War: A Narrative

                  Reason: White washing of War of Northern Aggression. Contentiously insisted on calling Abram Lincoln "president of the United States", Omits Lincoln consumption of infants on several occasion and claims defeated rebel general Grant didn't surrender in 1865.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                    All books by the recently dead (Praise Jesus ) J.D. Salinger.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                      Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                      Twilight.

                      This book is holy scripture for the generation of GODless, pessimistic, whining Satan worshipers, who glorify vampires and other minions of darkness as 'misunderstood' and 'tragic' victims of fate. The boys who read this nonsense wear eyeliner and paint their nails black, and have more mood swings than the girls. It turns them gay! It was probably written by a Mormon too.
                      Amen!
                      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                      -Psalms 7:11
                      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                      • #12
                        Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                        Wikipedia. and the machines it runs on.
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                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                        • #13
                          Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                          Origin of the species
                          anything by the dali lamba
                          everything in the religious section that isnt the KJV Bible.
                          Drama queen

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                          • #14
                            Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Origin of the species
                            "God is not Great" by Christopher Hitchens

                            "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

                            "The Book of Mormon" by the Devil.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

                              Originally posted by exMormon View Post
                              "God is not Great" by Christopher Hitchens

                              "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

                              "The Book of Mormon" by the Devil.
                              That goes without saying.
                              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                              -Psalms 7:11
                              Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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