[WickedGame]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate?
I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate? I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.

When are you going to start praising Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Oh wow. Way to overreact! And who said anything about tantrums or debate?
I'm simply stating my opinion. I would say that you are the one throwing the tantrum.

What part of "This is a Christian forum and we are not interested in your unsaved opinions" did you not get?

Go pester the papists. They're nearly witches anyway.

[WickedGame]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

When are you going to start praising Jesus?

Umm, never?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Umm, never?

Why? Are you not grateful that he suffered a lot to save the souls of those who have chosen Him?

[WickedGame]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

What part of "This is a Christian forum and we are not interested in your unsaved opinions" did you not get?

Go pester the papists. They're nearly witches anyway.

If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.

[handmaiden]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.

Actually, if you look closely enough you will find that not everyone on this forum is of the same opinion.

And this forum is ANYTHING but boring. Your rehashed opinions are boring, though.

Your use of the both the shift key and punctuation are most refreshing, however.

Impishly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

is the Illiad the same as the rectal passage? It sounds like a homer guidebook to me.

[Logan]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

is the Illiad the same as the rectal passage? It sounds like a homer guidebook to me.

The homers can make it to the ilium now? That's gone past ungodly.

[repented harlot70]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

If people cannot state their opinion in a civilized manner, then there is no point of a forum. If everyone on the forum the same opinion, it's really just boring.

You may do so in your own forum. This is the Landover Baptist forum and the True Christians here will do as the Lord leads them. And while I do not yet deserve the honor of being designated as one, I at least have the good sense to respect those who do.

[jennabenna]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Huh. I've read 58 of them. Guess I'm above average.
<----Racist, In case you hadn't figured this out yet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Huh. I've read 58 of them. Guess I'm bound for hell.

Fixed for accuracy.

[FeelsSoGood]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

Do you really think that you're the first troll to post that bit of blasphemey, boy?

Asking Dr. Laura about Christian matters is like asking a joo for a good pork roast recipe. Bad idea.

[proteastantguy]

Re: Banned Books and Book burnings

If not already postet.
The toran.
The qoran.
Nb. As these books are so much filled with blasphemy, I won't mind spelling their names correctly.