[Johny Joe Hold]

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Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

Now that you mention it, yes.

[Dirk]

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Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?

Well, he claims that the KJV1611 is outdated
To make it worse, he is a Democrat.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police

Are you going to be there Mr Forest Spirit? If so.. what will you be wearing? Just wondering.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

Brother Dirk, is this some heathen we should all know about?

[Dirk]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

Mayor, was one of the nagging "Christians" called Mike F. Nielsen? Just out of curiousity.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

Would you consider a prize for the banner or placard that best depicts the Bibles position on stoning? The prize should be of significance but not of worldly value, a set of autographed pictures of our standing Pastors perhaps.

[James Dewitt]

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i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police

Its not nice to tattle, didn't your Pa ever tell you that! Son read the entire thread.

[GodIsAlmighty]

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Let's not forget that our lovely LOL's are making stoning buckets.
Put up your ideas on what kind of bucket you want: Camo is populair amongst True Christian™ males, so those are keepers. I wonder if the LOL's will try something new this year.

I would like a bucket with the glorious star-spangled-banner on it. I could manage with a Confederate Flag, too. Those men were fighting for God's cause.

[Forest Spirit]

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i don't know who you're planning to throw these stones at but if you hurt anyone i'm calling the police

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

Deuteronomy 13:10 KJV1611 "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God..."

Sounds like we ought to throw those false Christians in the mix, for trying to keep you from doing God's will.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Sometimes I can't believe the people one encounters in life. Like this week.

Here we are in Freehold working hard to make the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival a success, and what do I get? Complaints.

Several so called "Christians" in and around Des Moines have been calling and saying things like, "What you are doing is barbaric! Stoning is not Christian! Jesus loved people, he didn't stone them....", blah blah blah.

To each one of them I say, "Read the Bible. Stoning is there." I mean, if they would spend their time learning what the Bible says about stoning, instead of calling me, they'd get somewhere in life.

[Dirk]

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Let's not forget that our lovely LOL's are making stoning buckets.
Put up your ideas on what kind of bucket you want: Camo is populair amongst True Christian™ males, so those are keepers. I wonder if the LOL's will try something new this year.

[James Dewitt]

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Pastor Ezekiel
I saw the Plastic Jesus business opportunity that Mayor JJ Hold reported on. I got to thinking about stones.
I have a idea. With the Stoning festival coming in a month. What would you think of say importing rocks from Mt. Sinai? I would think that all True Christians from all over the world would want to have actual stones from the very Mountain where Moses stood and God spoke to him. Could we market them as Holy Stones?

[James Dewitt]

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Wonderful news Brother James! I had wondered what all that activity was on campus. Were those loud thumps and booms from the testing process?

Well as a matter of fact they where. I can not go into details, I will just say this, you are going to get a bang out of it

[James Dewitt]

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A business opportunity-
This rock is the product of a volcano right. Iceland has just been ''blessed'' with said volcano.
If the Icelander eskimos haven't realized it they are sitting on a potential gold mine. If they don't understand this they might pay someone to pick up all those pesky rocks, payday both ends.
Unfortunately I do not have the capital at hand to start this up myself but I would expect to be paid, with a large pile of said stones, for my business plan.

Shout Glory, I am going to PM brother Alex on this one. Logistics might be a bit of a hassle, Iceland is in the middle of the ocean. I wonder if FMF( Brother Fee Market Fred) can help? If I am not mistaken Uranus corp. has ships. Brother Hutchins has trucking covered. I smell a gold mine, naturally a cut of the profits from sale of said rocks will be given directly to LBC or the Pastors. Do not worry, we will take care of you on the backside.