[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

It's looking like everyone just can't wait to get their rocks off!!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I noticed that at the bottom of this page is what is often called a "disclaimer". It says the site is not responsible for this and that, etc. One of the specific things mentioned is "stoning".

I'm glad they covered it for this site, but at our Festival, we might need something a little more specific like, "We are not responsible for errant stones."

The attendence list grows by the day. Now, buses are being chartered. I've heard people are practicing stone throwing at gravel pits around the area. If we can get some Pastors to do sermons on the Biblical endorcements of stoning, it will be even bigger.

Stone safety could be very important too. you know , start a ''you could put an eye out''or a ''a stone is a terrible thing to waste '' campaign.
A more sedate indoor activity might be to finish a well known ditty ''sticks and stones can break my bones but______________________''.A suitable prize would be awarded for each age category.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I noticed that at the bottom of this page is what is often called a "disclaimer". It says the site is not responsible for this and that, etc. One of the specific things mentioned is "stoning".

I'm glad they covered it for this site, but at our Festival, we might need something a little more specific like, "We are not responsible for errant stones."

The attendence list grows by the day. Now, buses are being chartered. I've heard people are practicing stone throwing at gravel pits around the area. If we can get some Pastors to do sermons on the Biblical endorcements of stoning, it will be even bigger.

[James Dewitt]

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Ooops. I just found out the Widow Sharon's log cabin and ENTIRE FARM are some kind of historic landmark

You can't build anything there, or alter the existing buildings.

(But, there's a barn, a corral and a paddock. Those can certainly be used to house the sinners, at least in good weather?)
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Well that does present some what of a problem. I have to do a bit of research on who owns the adjacent land. I will need at least 500 acres, but I think I have a plan.

[Mistress Cookie]

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All taken care of, she signed the deed over to LBC, I promised her the best rocks of the shipment...upon the old biddies departure to Heaven the place will be remodeled to hold Rev Jim's and Pastor Zeke's special ministry programs for homersexurals, lesbos and sluts. I have a contractor ready and plans are being completed for the job. With a little remodeling and an addition it should hold up to 25 sinners at a time. On the plus side if any of them fail to find Jesus, we have them in a secure location for stoning. Praise Jesus, can I get an Amen!

Ooops. I just found out the Widow Sharon's log cabin and ENTIRE FARM are some kind of historic landmark

You can't build anything there, or alter the existing buildings.

(But, there's a barn, a corral and a paddock. Those can certainly be used to house the sinners, at least in good weather?)
.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

More updates regarding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival
The Party Time Slot will be the BBQ which will be held on Cranky Old Man's backyard.
Also, on Friday July 16th there will be a special sermon performed by our own Rev. Jim Osborne. He will tell us about stones and how God loves stones. After the special sermon there will be an act performed by our children. They will play the story of David and Goliath

1 Samuel 17:49
And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth.

Then we will have some stones available for exhibition which can only be seen on Friday July 16th! There will be very special stones for you to see. Including the stone which old time favorite Cranky Old Man used to defend his 10 year winning streak stoning champion! We also have the stone which David used to hit Goliath, so don't miss out on this nocturnal prefest!

Just a thought for you to consider, if you haven't got the Goliath target yet, that Negro basketball player Minute Bol just passed, he was like 6 foot 13 inches or so, and there will be life size cardboard cut outs on the market. I mean you would have to take certain liberties as Goliath was not of the afro ethnic persuasion but could be used in a pinch.

[Dirk]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

More updates regarding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival
The Party Time Slot will be the BBQ which will be held on Cranky Old Man's backyard.
Also, on Friday July 16th there will be a special sermon performed by our own Rev. Jim Osborne. He will tell us about stones and how God loves stones. After the special sermon there will be an act performed by our children. They will play the story of David and Goliath

1 Samuel 17:49
And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth.

Then we will have some stones available for exhibition which can only be seen on Friday July 16th! There will be very special stones for you to see. Including the stone which old time favorite Cranky Old Man used to defend his 10 year winning streak stoning champion! We also have the stone which David used to hit Goliath, so don't miss out on this nocturnal prefest!

Saturday July 17th is the date that has been set so far. I would like to ask you True Christians™ is you are able to make it. The event starts at 11 AM, because at 10AM we start with a sermon by Pastor Ezekiel and words from Rev. Jim Osborne. After that: It's party time!

[curio11]

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Fair enough, I suppose you could even feel slightly poetic, the hand of Justice etc. And No we don't allow stoning in the UK due to "Human Rights". which has ruined our nation.

Someone even said, Terrorists have Human rights too.. Absolute nonsense! People say capital punishment would not reduce the crime statistic. I believe it would reduce it by one at the very least!

[James Dewitt]

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Have you sought to produce a stone bullet rifle, rather than the feel of stone in the hand? or would you prefer knowing you threw it yourself? Honest Question.

See Page 7 post #65. I my self prefer the feel of the stone, but there are others who need a bit of help.

Is stoning allowed in the UK?

[curio11]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Have you sought to produce a stone bullet rifle, rather than the feel of stone in the hand? or would you prefer knowing you threw it yourself? Honest Question.

[James Dewitt]

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You know Stoning is still used in places like Afghanistan and Iran, and they don't even use a Bible the have the Qur'an! Great minds think alike I suppose.

They are ahead of us a bit, give us a few months to gear up and we will show them what stoning is all bout!

[James Dewitt]

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This is just another of the good things that has come from holding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.

Mayor Hold, upon the old biddies departure to Heaven the place will be remodeled to hold Rev Jim's and Pastor Zeke's special ministry programs for homersexurals, lesbos and sluts. I have a contractor ready and plans are being completed for the job. With a little remodeling and an addition it should hold up to 25 sinners at a time. On the plus side if any of them fail to find Jesus, we have them in a secure location for stoning. Praise Jesus, can I get an Amen!

[curio11]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

You know Stoning is still used in places like Afghanistan and Iran, and they don't even use a Bible the have the Qur'an! Great minds think alike I suppose.

[James Dewitt]

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[QUOTE=James Hutchins;543950]Glad to hear the first load arrived. I suggest using respirators designed for Plutonium and have some of those film badges handy. Apparently a few of the chinese drums (damn slants sent wood and leather, not steel) leaked a bit. I dumped the leaking drums at


But some of the other cargo got a little wet.

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Brother James, I looked on the intranet for film badges and respirators. They are a bit on the expensive side and the EPA wanted to know what I needed them for. Damn Government has to stick there nose into every thing. I did how ever find a more cost effective solution. I went to the nigra side of Des Moines and hired 10 drunks to wash the rocks with lye soap in a stream one at a time. The cost was 5 cases of Mad Dog 20/20 wine and 15 bars of soap. A few complained of dizziness's and blurred vision, I told them it was just soap fumes. Good news the rocks are squeaky clean.

This is for Brother Hutchins eyes only. When the shipment comes in from Iceland, see the Captain or the first mate of the ship. They have 5000 special rocks from Sierra Leone, and a address in New York to drop them off at. The Joos will pay for them in cash.... no checks .

[Johny Joe Hold]

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All taken care of, she signed the deed over to LBC, I promised her the best rocks of the shipment. She agreed with one requirement, she can stay in her home until Jesus calls her to Heaven. I would think that wont be to much longer, she is all ready older than dirt.

This is just another of the good things that has come from holding the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.