[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I was saving this for a surprise, I have arranged for a shipment of rocks form the Holy land. Hold on to your seats. They will come from a mountain, yes a very special mountain. Mt Sinai, yes indeed 25 tons are being air shipped as we speak. The rocks form the Holy Mountain will be auctioned off in lots of 10 lbs. All proceeds will go to the Pastors fund. Praises Jesus, Can I get a Amen .

AMEN, Brother, Amen. Thank you for all the great work you are doing.

I get a little emotional thinking about these ancient stones. They very well may be the same stone used to stone kill evil people during the time of Jesus. Praise.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I was saving this for a surprise, I have arranged for a shipment of rocks form the Holy land. Hold on to your seats. They will come from a mountain, yes a very special mountain. Mt Sinai, yes indeed 25 tons are being air shipped as we speak. The rocks form the Holy Mountain will be auctioned off in lots of 10 lbs. All proceeds will go to the Pastors fund. Praises Jesus, Can I get a Amen .

You can get an Amen as well as a Praise the Lord!

Jingies!! This is very exciting news Brother. I would be beside myself, -if of course Jesus was not there always!

I would ask how you managed this, but God does work in mysterious ways, so I am content with that as explanation.

Gosh, how exciting!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I've heard the best stones come from the Holy Land.

I suppose the joos have them all locked up by now, huh?

I was saving this for a surprise, I have arranged for a shipment of rocks form the Holy land. Hold on to your seats. They will come from a mountain, yes a very special mountain. Mt Sinai, yes indeed 25 tons are being air shipped as we speak. The rocks form the Holy Mountain will be auctioned off in lots of 10 lbs. All proceeds will go to the Pastors fund. Praises Jesus, Can I get a Amen .

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Brothers and Sister I am pleased to unveil the most recent advance in stoning capabilities. We have gone through many hours of research and development(A big shout out to the fellas at the creation lab and the R&D team at Landover University) The design of this modern stone chucking device was created with the elderly, surgically impaired and weak females in mind. Initial tests showed that with hair spray as the propellant a speed of 450ft per second could be achieved with the common tennis ball. We ramped it up with the use of acetylene as a propellant. We found that we could achieve a speed a of 650ft per second with a rock weighing 1.755 lbs.
Brothers and Sisters I present you the Landover Stonier model 2010. I have ordered 150 to start with. Call or Pm me for cost and shipping info. James Dewitt

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I've heard the best stones come from the Holy Land.

I suppose the joos have them all locked up by now, huh?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

- Alex

I have dispatched a freighter to Iceland have 400 tons of obsidian and 200 ton of lava rocks ready for loading. Will arrive 06/24/2010 Iceland, back to New York 07/1/2010, Freehold 07/05/2010. Also have 3500 stones polished and engraved, Will ship them Via Air Transport. many thanks James.

How absolutely wonderful I guess I really should be talking with Brother James about his Iceland Idea.And the dated business plan I had written and notarized and copy sent to my silent business partner in Freehold,who is to be named later if the absolute need arises.

Relax Brother, You said you could not cover the initial expense, I can. I told you I will catch you on the back side, here is the lay out. After all expenses are paid out 50% of clear profit to Pastor Ezekiel/LBC. 10% to Brother Hutchins(Trucking) 10% to Brother Fred( Shipping) 10% to you and 20% to me, after all I am paying the bills and taking all the heat from the Government on inspections. If you want more of a cut, I guess I can take it from Jesus

[Brother Alex]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

These are beautiful! I wonder if we could assign carving them to the patients in Quarantine. It could be good therapy, and really help them concentrate on the Scriptures.

What a wonderful idea, Sister. I bet that would bring a lot of joy to the patients and help them truly understand the ways of the Lord.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island...we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes.

These are beautiful! I wonder if we could assign carving them to the patients in Quarantine. It could be good therapy, and really help them concentrate on the Scriptures.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.

How absolutely wonderful I guess I really should be talking with Brother James about his Iceland Idea.And the dated business plan I had written and notarized and copy sent to my silent business partner in Freehold,who is to be named later if the absolute need arises.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I like the mention in Joshua 7:25 of burning the victim after he's pummled to death with rocks. I don't think taxpayers should be responsible for disposing of the body. Just burn it and walk away.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?

I guess I'm just inspired by God's holy word.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

- Alex

Brother What a wonderful Idea, where ever did you come up with that?

on another note have I told you that I will be approaching the mayor soon with plans to open a Christian RV park in the area for those visitors that come to visit Freehold. I am sure that a positive word from a couple of upstanding businessmen would go a long way towards my being approved.

[Brother Alex]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Shout Glory, I am going to PM brother Alex on this one. Logistics might be a bit of a hassle, Iceland is in the middle of the ocean. I wonder if FMF( Brother Fee Market Fred) can help? If I am not mistaken Uranus corp. has ships. Brother Hutchins has trucking covered. I smell a gold mine, naturally a cut of the profits from sale of said rocks will be given directly to LBC or the Pastors. Do not worry, we will take care of you on the backside.

I got your message, Brother. I have already hired a group of Poles to bring me all the obsidian they can find on this depraved little island. We could make a fortune from this. Not only are these stones perfectly fit for stoning, but we could also make souvenirs engraved with some inspirational Bible quotes...



I also got a pile of lava stones in my backyard. They're great for stoning due to their rough surface. I use them myself when me and my children gather together to stone my wife. She barely speaks anymore and keeps all her focus on cooking and cleaning, just like a True Christian™ woman should do.



I'll bring some samples when I get to Freehold, then we could make some arrangements for shipping the rest of the stones overseas. Tell me what you think.

- Alex

[Dirk]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Now that you mention it, yes.

Well, I heard he has been thinking of converting to islam, that's why I ask.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Have You started collecting stones?

Deuteronomy 13:10 KJV1611 "And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God..."

Brother Billy Bob--I'm greatful to the Lord that you quoted the very scripture that was on my heart as well.

In fact, I quoted this very scripture in letters to both Iowa Governor Chet Culver, the current Governor, a Democrat, and his challenger, former Governor Terry Branstad, a Republican. We are constructing a large speakers platform on the Festival site with lots he red, white and blue decorations. I invited them both to make political remarks. They both wear "Christian" views on their respective sleeves.

This invitation will give them an opportunity to weigh in as genuine believers. If they do not endorse stoning as a Christian concept, well, goodby to both of them. I'll keep you posted on their responses.