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  • Sister Charli
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    Re: Have You started collecting stones?

    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    If she's going to throw diamonds, can I be her victim? I only have one 1 Carat and that's in my wedding ring.
    I recently added Vance and Hines pipes to the Harley.


    Bling is bling is bling.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Sister BIG I thought you where above earthly trappings like precious stones. Is the Love of Jesus lees important to you than a shiny bobble? Fore shame Sister fore shame. I will pray for you. May Jesus fill your sole with His love and may He guide you to Salvation.
    You are correct Brother but you know how us women get around shiny stuff, we're worse than crows.

    Completely off topic, but since Seth hasn't called me, how are things going? I really do have to get down there on one of his visits. I haven't even seen the house plans yet!

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    If she's going to throw diamonds, can I be her victim? I only have one 1 Carat and that's in my wedding ring.
    Sister BIG I thought you where above earthly trappings like precious stones. Is the Love of Jesus lees important to you than a shiny bobble? Fore shame Sister fore shame. I will pray for you. May Jesus fill your sole with His love and may He guide you to Salvation.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Bad news, Brothers; I've heard from my fiancee Sister Daisy (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) and she's apparently alive () and she's gotten wind of this stoning fad sweeping Freehold, and she tells me that she refuses to throw any stones under $1,000 a piece. She wants to throw DIAMONDS for crying out loud!
    If she's going to throw diamonds, can I be her victim? I only have one 1 Carat and that's in my wedding ring.

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  • Dirk
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    There will be a pie stand at the festival!

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Bad news, Brothers; I've heard from my fiancee Sister Daisy (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) and she's apparently alive () and she's gotten wind of this stoning fad sweeping Freehold, and she tells me that she refuses to throw any stones under $1,000 a piece. She wants to throw DIAMONDS for crying out loud!
    Diamonds, they aren't very big. I have actual stones from Mt Sinai worth far more that $1000 a piece. Widow Sharon deeded her farm to LBC for 20 lbs. Why throw a little diamond when you can throw a stone that Moses walked on? Maybe the three of us could work out a deal, Sister Daisy does have make a great pie

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Bad news, Brothers; I've heard from my fiancee Sister Daisy (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) and she's apparently alive () and she's gotten wind of this stoning fad sweeping Freehold, and she tells me that she refuses to throw any stones under $1,000 a piece. She wants to throw DIAMONDS for crying out loud!
    A $1000 Diamond thrown just right could, maybe, with luck, take an eye out.

    (does she know about your naked pictures on facebook ?)

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Bad news, Brothers; I've heard from my fiancee Sister Daisy (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) and she's apparently alive () and she's gotten wind of this stoning fad sweeping Freehold, and she tells me that she refuses to throw any stones under $1,000 a piece. She wants to throw DIAMONDS for crying out loud!

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  • Benedict A. Davis
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    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Now if you believe that america is your "gods" favourite country why would stones from anywhere else be more "holy"?
    Part of the grand plan, knowing all things He needed Moses to witness the bush all the time knowing the surrounding stones would one day end up in the land of (GW) Bush as this country will some day be remembered in the annals of history.

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  • Jo Freddie
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    Now if you believe that america is your "gods" favourite country why would stones from anywhere else be more "holy"?

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  • James Dewitt
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    I am so excited, on Saturday the shipment of Holy Rocks arrived. Last night I noticed that they had a aura around them, it almost seemed that they glowed in the night air. When the fellas at the Creation lab told me that they had tracked down the actual location of the Burning Bush and Moses, I was a bit skeptical to say the least. Brothers and Sisters what other explanation can there be, they must have come from the actual location!
    Exodus 3:1-22
    Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.

    And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.…






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  • Benedict A. Davis
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I just received this letter from Terry Bransted, the Republican candidate for Governor of Iowa, who is challenging the current Governor, Democrat Chet Culver.

    Hey, Friend Johny,

    How interesting it was to read that Governor Meat Cleaver has declined your invitation to appear at the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.

    As I mentioned to you over coffee last week, Johny, I really need your endorcement in this campaign. It is going to be brutal. If you could spare time for another visit about the timing and format of your endorcement, just tell me when & where. I'll cancel anything else to meet with you.

    Johny, since we are both Republicans and Christians, I cannot understand why you have not done the endorcement already. I know there is this little thing about me being a Catholic, but surely we can get past this for the good of Iowa.

    And say, Johny, a special word of thanks for the kind invitation to stop by the Stoning Festival and make campaign remarks. I sincerely appreciate the kind invitation.

    Unfortanately, my Campaign Staff has scheduled me elsewhere that day.

    Now, do call me soon about the endorcement.

    Your friend,

    Terry
    I say 'out of the mouth of babes,,,"" 2 effigies, side by side, one with a sign saying ''demon-o-cratic lie-bral'' and the other ''GOP cat-o-lik''. Let the children choose which is worse. A true learning experience for the young ones. Not only will they sharpen their aim but will reinforce civic responsibility and political activism.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    I just received this letter from Terry Bransted, the Republican candidate for Governor of Iowa, who is challenging the current Governor, Democrat Chet Culver.

    Hey, Friend Johny,

    How interesting it was to read that Governor Meat Cleaver has declined your invitation to appear at the Freehold Summer Stoning Festival.

    As I mentioned to you over coffee last week, Johny, I really need your endorcement in this campaign. It is going to be brutal. If you could spare time for another visit about the timing and format of your endorcement, just tell me when & where. I'll cancel anything else to meet with you.

    Johny, since we are both Republicans and Christians, I cannot understand why you have not done the endorcement already. I know there is this little thing about me being a Catholic, but surely we can get past this for the good of Iowa.

    And say, Johny, a special word of thanks for the kind invitation to stop by the Stoning Festival and make campaign remarks. I sincerely appreciate the kind invitation.

    Unfortanately, my Campaign Staff has scheduled me elsewhere that day.

    Now, do call me soon about the endorcement.

    Your friend,

    Terry

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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
    Maids? Help? Another woman touching my house? Okay, our house isn't 8,000 square feet but the idea of another woman going through my stuff just creeps me out.

    AMEN BROTHER! Although I don't milk a cow (is a goat close enough?) and I don't spin cotton I do agree that women have become lazy. When I was growing up, feeding livestock was considered womans work, this involved hauling 50 pound bags of feed and 80 pound bales of hay. Heavy "mens" work involved doing the actual haying (off of the fields) and handling/butchering livestock.


    umm..... er..... yeah I think I have to go with your ex on the washer thing. Also around here, hanging clothes to dry just wouldn't work. They would just mold and rot out there in the rain.
    Sure you are the exception to the norm. But I still say spoiled. Here is what happens. A wash tub and wash board, gives way to a wringer washer, then to the fancy front load type. The set I purchased for my EX- wife was over $3,000. That was money that I could have given Jesus.
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  • James Dewitt
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
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    Well isn't that nice! I guess he showed his true colors. Damn Liebrals are turning this nation against God. Mayor did you know that Iowa passed a law that allows homers to get married? Oh sure they call it a civil union, but the homers still get the same rights as normal married people do. Lucky for us Freehold does not have any, or a local judge would find himself marring two of them. Have you seen the Gambling casinos? They are owned by Injuns and not Dagos. The things that go on out side our gated community are just plain wrong.

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