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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #196
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Did you even read the original post???
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Noah Dint
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2009
      • 695

      #197
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
      ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3
      OK, I just swam your river and avoided the border patrol. Now give me my free health care.

      -ND

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      • Believer1988
        Unsaved trash
        • Dec 2009
        • 5

        #198
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        I just got done reading the article "Accept Jesus and Get a Free PS3"! I am absolutely appalled at the message! Now correct me if i am wrong, but to me it seems that this Landover Baptist Church is trying to get kids to hate their parents and to steal from them. Not to mention the fact that you say you will help the kids with the checks and credit cards they steal! (The last time I checked, stealing is against the Commandments!) You are also trying to buy children into believing in Jesus Christ! You are also promising the game "Grand Theft Auto 3"! This game, as fun as it may be, is not a game of Jesus Christ!
        NOW COME ON!!!!

        I mean the Ten Commandments clearly state:
        1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

        2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
        3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain

        4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

        5. Honour thy father and thy mother
        6.
        Thou shalt not kill.
        6.
        You shall not murder.
        6.
        Do not murder.
        7.
        Thou shalt not commit adultery.
        7.
        You shall not commit adultery.
        7.
        Do not commit adultery.
        8.
        Thou shalt not steal.
        8.
        You shall not steal.

        8.
        Do not steal.
        9.
        Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
        9.
        You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
        9.
        Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.
        10.
        Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,


        6.
        Thou shalt not kill.
        6.
        You shall not murder.
        6.
        Do not murder.
        7.
        Thou shalt not commit adultery.
        7.
        You shall not commit adultery.
        7.
        Do not commit adultery.
        8.
        Thou shalt not steal.
        8.
        You shall not steal.

        8.
        Do not steal.
        9.
        Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
        9.
        You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
        9.
        Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.
        10.
        Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,



        6.
        Thou shalt not kill.
        6.
        You shall not murder.
        6.
        Do not murder.
        7.
        Thou shalt not commit adultery.
        7.
        You shall not commit adultery.
        7.
        Do not commit adultery.
        8.
        Thou shalt not steal.
        8.
        You shall not steal.

        8.
        Do not steal.
        9.
        Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
        9.
        You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
        9.
        Do not testify falsely against your neighbor.
        10.
        Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s house,


        6. Thou shalt not kill.

        7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

        8. Thall Shalt Not Steal.

        9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

        10. thou shalt not covet.



        So does anyone else see the problem with that article! So is this a Christian group or a bunch of hateful people trying to rule the world? You make the choice! I think I will go my way!

        A True believer agianst ignorant people!!!!

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        • Noah Dint
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 695

          #199
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          Learn to count to ten and then come back and try again.

          -ND

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #200
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
            ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3
            If you accepted Jesus, you would have the respect to properly capitalize His name.

            Also, you have to repent of being a damned queer.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • MindlessFool
              Unsaved trash, Godmocking troll
              • Jan 2010
              • 13

              #201
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
              "WII" refers to a video game system, not a little child, put your pants back on father.
              It seems you have an award for "Fairest and most balanced broadcaster" yet you spout childish insults that one would not find of of place in am elementary school playground. Your comment is dissapointing my hope for your integrity as a member of this forum. This is a religious discussion forum not an episode of "Yo' Momma". Please show some restraint, lest you prove yourself even more immature.
              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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              • Vision Of Love
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 21

                #202
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Oh my, You should never want to accept Christ because you will get some object that you won't be able to take with you on the other side. You should accept Christ because you know he loves you and you love him back

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                • I Still Believe
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3

                  #203
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  Jesus spoke to me while eating my daily slice of Cherry Pie and he said prefers playing X-Box.

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                  • Simon Tam
                    Unsaved Trash, hatemonger
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 25

                    #204
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Where is my Wii or PS3?
                    I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
                    I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #205
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      Originally posted by Simon Tam View Post
                      Where is my Wii or PS3?
                      I accepted Jesus a long time ago!
                      I shall expect to take delivery no later than Friday.
                      Dream on simpleton.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Paper_Cut
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 26

                        #206
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Oh, so you receive a free PS3 when you accept God, the only catch is you don't believe they accepted God and therefore don't have to give away a PS3?
                        I hate God. I came from mold.

                        Big bada bang

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #207
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          Originally posted by Paper_Cut View Post
                          Oh, so you receive a free PS3 when you accept God, the only catch is you don't believe they accepted God and therefore don't have to give away a PS3?
                          Oh, it's not that difficult. A few substantial tithes and we will start believing you are actually saved. Just contact a pastor about setting up a tithing schedule.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
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                          • GodSaveMe
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 31

                            #208
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            My dear, you must not feel the need to persuade others with material things. Our Lord would want us to commit for ourselves, not for electronics.

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                            • Solider of Christ
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 1

                              #209
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              I'm new here and I'm kinda confused about this site.

                              Number one, I noticed the title "Unsaved Trash" below my username. Why is that? I'm a born-again Christian who accepted Jesus as my Savior for a number of years and my sin has been washed in His blood the moment I trust Him as my Savior.

                              Number two, I noticed the post saying "Accept Jesus and get a free PS3". I'm kinda puzzled about this, because we don't accept Jesus just to get a free PS3, that wouldn't be a true salvation. No where in the Bible say we would get anything if we accept Jesus, except eternal life. The proper way to say "Accept Jesus and get eternal life".

                              Number three, I noticed that unsaved people are not welcome on this site. Why? Why did Jesus come to earth to die on the cross for? He didn't come to save the Christians, but he came to save the sinners (unsaved). The Bible did say that Jesus ate with the sinners, it was His purpose to draw them to the saving faith so they could have eternal life with Him. Also the Bible say we as Christians are responsible to tell the Gospel to the unsaved. If unsaved people are not welcome here, how will they come to know the Gospel and accept Jesus as their Savior? In the book of Proverbs, it says "He that win souls is wise".

                              I'm sorry, but I'm just confused about this site. I just got on here today. I'm an independent Baptist and a KJV 1611 Bible believer. I believe that Christians should have a higher standards and show love to the world with Christ's love so they can see Jesus in our lives. We don't need all that trash talking to one another on this site, I have seen several of them before registering. Just thought to tell you why I'm confused about all this.

                              God bless you!!!
                              Christians who are serious about pleasing the Lord will continually examine and judge their inner thoughts and motives.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22373

                                #210
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by Solider of Christ View Post
                                Number one, I noticed the title "Unsaved Trash" below my username. Why is that?
                                Because we are careful people here. You will have to earn our thrust first.

                                Number two, I noticed the post saying "Accept Jesus and get a free PS3". I'm kinda puzzled about this, because we don't accept Jesus just to get a free PS3, that wouldn't be a true salvation.
                                Trying kids to turn to Jesus is very tough in this day and age. It's just a way to get their attention, once they really are Saved(c) they will no longer care about the PS3.

                                Bible say we as Christians are responsible to tell the Gospel to the unsaved. If unsaved people are not welcome here, how will they come to know the Gospel and accept Jesus as their Savior?
                                I assure you we get a lot of unsaved visitors here. We just like to make clear to them they need to become Saved(c) as soon as possible.

                                I'm an independent Baptist and a KJV 1611 Bible believer.
                                I am glad to hear that. Do you follow all of the KJV 1611 Holy Bible? What is your favorite scripture?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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