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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #181
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Originally posted by NotInRyebread View Post
    I am genuinely confused
    This much we can all agree on.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29442
        #182
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Amen, Pastor!
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Yahoo
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jul 2009
            • 3
            #183
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            Originally posted by ILOVEMESOMEGOD View Post
            what? get a ps3? for accepting christ? Are you trying to buy my faith?
            i accepted Jesus into mine home looong ago, whar beast me PSthree?
            Archaia Ellinika-Yeniki Glossa Tou Theou

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              • Wiccan_Idealist
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2009
                • 25
                #184
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Resorting to Bribery now are we?

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #185
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    Originally posted by Wiccan_Idealist View Post
                    Resorting to Bribery now are we?
                    Your slanderous accusations are getting tiring. When you're burning in hell you will wish that you took us up on the offer, too, and realize that it wasn't such a bad idea.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Spheres of My Madness
                        Unsaved trash, God-mocking fool
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 17
                        #186
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        A free PS3 for accepting Jesus? What kind of game is this?
                        "I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose."

                        "It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." - Mark Twain

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405
                            #187
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by Spheres of Madness View Post
                            A free PS3 for accepting Jesus? What kind of game is this?
                            SALVATION(tm) is no game friend. Perhaps you should turn from your joystick to your prayer book.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Option ф
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Aug 2009
                                • 6
                                #188
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Too many modern games leave one Hellbound, if one were to search 'nintendo8' and play only 'bible_buffet', 'joshua', 'spiritual_warfare' or 'sunday_funday', one could enjoy damnation-free gaming!
                                Also, if the same one wants to download these + three more God-fearing titles with emulator, I can provide a link.
                                “Whatever withdraws us from the power of our senses: whatever makes the past, the distant, or the future predominate over the present, advances us in the dignity of thinking beings”
                                (Dr. Johnson 1709-1784)

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                                  • Endtimes Serpent
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    • Sep 2009
                                    • 13
                                    #189
                                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                    Originally posted by Spheres of My Madness View Post
                                    A free PS3 for accepting Jesus? What kind of game is this?
                                    Quite a good game.
                                    Genesis 1: 31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good.

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                                      • undeserving
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Dec 2009
                                        • 1
                                        #190
                                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                        Thats a great idea. So if i accept jesus i get a game system where i can kill people and steal cars and do all kinds of wicked stuff. hmmm...

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                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                             
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 22839
                                            #191
                                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                            No, the PS3 will be restricted to Godly games.
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                                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                              • Bob Saget
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Dec 2009
                                                • 6
                                                #192
                                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                                We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!
                                                How dare you try to bribe people with Satan's technology!

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #193
                                                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                    Originally posted by Bob Saget View Post
                                                    How dare you try to bribe people with Satan's technology!
                                                    Bob Saget has no need for a PS3.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Bob Saget
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Dec 2009
                                                        • 6
                                                        #194
                                                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                        Bob Saget has no need for a PS3.
                                                        Indeed, I have no need for technology (other than this computer to post on LBC)!

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                                                          • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
                                                            Unsaved trash,unintelligent, undereducated, and religious hating pig
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 172
                                                            #195
                                                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                                            ok i accept jesus.now give me ps3
                                                            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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