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  • #151
    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I see. Do you kiss snakes and flop around on the floor shouting "Shonda la honda" and other such gibberish? Is that your idea of worshipping Jesus properly?

    Pantycoastals are false Christians.
    A religion saying that other religion is fake... Ah the irony...

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    • #152
      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

      So instead of accepting Jesus for who He was, what He taught, and what He did for us, you're trying to win people over with material possessions?

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      • #153
        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

        Originally posted by Doodle View Post
        So instead of accepting Jesus for who He was, what He taught, and what He did for us, you're trying to win people over with material possessions?
        No, we accept that Jesus is the greatest! We accept that He dies for our pathetic sins.

        We are just trying to bring lost souls to Christ. You know, the ones who have no interest in the Word of God.(Gays, Goths, Etc) This way we reel them in, and Jesus does the rest!
        Amen!
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • #154
          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

          Why would anyone want a Wii for accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour? At my Church at baptism we give a copy of the Book of Mormon, the Doctrine and Covenants, and the Pearl of Great Price. What more could you ask for? Salvation and some good books.
          We do not allow false Christian websites to be publicized. --ADMIN

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          • #155
            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

            You didn't read the thread, did you?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #156
              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

              What about not denying him, but neither accepting and just live your life as you wish.. instead of following a stupid CULT like this!? fucking nasty church.

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-didU3n8jSc

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              • #157
                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                Originally posted by GodsCreation View Post
                What about not denying him, but neither accepting and just live your life as you wish.. instead of following a stupid CULT like the Mormons!? Or maybe join THIS loving church:
                www.landoverbaptist.org
                I've corrected your typos.

                You could have had a PS3 AND eternity in Heaven, servicing our Lord and praising Him without ceasing. Instead, you choose Hell.

                Enjoy Hell, God-mocker!
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #158
                  Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                  God hates PS3's, so you cannot give them out. Burn them all.. NOW
                  I like cap'n crunch

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                  • #159
                    Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                    How about we just send them all to you?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #160
                      Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                      I approve of that idea! I hope you dont mind if I sell them, because PS3 doesnt has all the awesome games that 360 has. With my earnings I can buy myself a new PC
                      I like cap'n crunch

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                      • #161
                        Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                        Where would you like them shipped? They're just collecting dust in the Church basement.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #162
                          Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                          You know what? Just send them to any childrens hospital you can find, I bet you will make those people alot more happy then you will make me (I'm sure not going to give my address here, not in the mood for you peeps coming to bring mayhem to where I live)
                          I like cap'n crunch

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                          • #163
                            Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                            Originally posted by acereal View Post
                            You know what? Just send them to any childrens hospital you can find, I bet you will make those people alot more happy then you will make me (I'm sure not going to give my address here, not in the mood for you peeps coming to bring mayhem to where I live)
                            That's alright, we already have it.

                            So, do you wear wooden shoes to school?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #164
                              Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                              this is terrific guys! i can become a christian and im rewarded with worldly prizes! do you know how many shoot-em-up bloody games there are on the ps3?

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                              • #165
                                Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

                                Originally posted by acereal View Post
                                I approve of that idea! I hope you dont mind if I sell them, because PS3 doesnt has all the awesome games that 360 has. With my earnings I can buy myself a new PC

                                Super! I will alert the Pastors of your approval.

                                If I wasn't scared of my husband beating, I mean disciplining, me I'd really let loose on you. Suffice to say I will tell you I think you're a very arrogant...oh, it's so hard to keep the language clean when dealing with people like you.
                                Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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