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  • self_abusing_sinner
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Aug 2010
    • 217

    #136
    Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    FTFY.

    In order to win you must be a RESIDENT of Freehold. Miss that part, didja?


    So, you first nominate yourself, then suggest that you be disqualified and that your own behavior is not gentlemanly?
    Wow I see you are not above changing facts or testimony, if this was a court and the Lord was present you'd be in violation of the Ten Commandments.

    That thing was a spoof, on you guys, I think I called myself a Genuine Christian(tm) which you so wonderfully revisionistically have changed to something that supports your particular selfish worldview and not anyone in general, or even other members on this forum, well let's stop at that, anyway it was a spoof and not to be taken seriously, you doing so means you have trouble reading other people in a social setting, which must make your job as a Pastor difficult, but consider this a free lesson, you don't even have to tithe to the SAS Church of Christ(tm), it's on this house, just this once, Mark You(tm).

    Also, how old are you? I remember you saying gleefully that you would not be looking lustfully at Felicity for another two years, so I would like to know how old you'd be at that time, and if it would be appropriate for you to marry an eighteen year old, at that time, see I ask because you look quite young in your photo here, but in the one on your profile you look more like thirty-plus. Anyway, I don't let a dirtbag impune my gentlemanly ways, same as I don't let an illiterate person educate me on matters of the English language.

    Take care, stay righteous Pastor Rodimer.

    sas

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    • self_abusing_sinner
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 217

      #137
      Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
      Well then I guess I'm a pedophile as well since my wife is 8 years younger than me. Of course we were both over 30 when we married.

      And we already know that you'll have sex with anything that is slow enough to let you. I find it strange how you turn so viciously on women who reject you. Have you told your psychiatrist this? Should we be contacting him?
      Wow Seth, you really do like to get personal, maybe it is time I started playing by your rules. Judging by your picture, you are not succesful but a farmer, and judging by your posts, and ability to understand what others say, you are neither intelligent, back to your picture, neither are you good looking. Is that why you married a horse of a woman instead of a beauty queen, who seems to neurotically scrub the house at the slightest insult, which bespeaks mental issues. And given your intelligence, when you slap her, do you know if you're doing it for the right reasons even, or maybe because you misunderstood her and slapped her on those grounds? I know you say you've got an MBA (business something) and an Engineering degree, but from what I can see, you must just barely have scraped by, and from the looks of it, despite those titles, only able to work as what appears to be an True Landover Inbred(tm) farmhand.

      The Bible says do unto others as you would have them do unto you, the implication is, whatever you do to others they will do to you in return so do the smart thing, people are just, so on top of all this honesty I gave you a free lesson in the Holy Scripture of Our Lord, Jesus Christ the sinless one.

      You're welcome, God bless,

      sas

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #138
        Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

        Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
        Wow Seth, you really do like to get personal, maybe it is time I started playing by your rules. Judging by your picture, you are not succesful but a farmer, and judging by your posts, and ability to understand what others say, you are neither intelligent, back to your picture, neither are you good looking. Is that why you married a horse of a woman instead of a beauty queen, who seems to neurotically scrub the house at the slightest insult, which bespeaks mental issues. And given your intelligence, when you slap her, do you know if you're doing it for the right reasons even, or maybe because you misunderstood her and slapped her on those grounds? I know you say you've got an MBA (business something) and an Engineering degree, but from what I can see, you must just barely have scraped by, and from the looks of it, despite those titles, only able to work as what appears to be an True Landover Inbred™ farmhand.
        Whats the matter, did I hit a nerve with the Psychiatrist comment? Are you on here during free time at the hospital? That picture was taken after a hunting trip with my father and my two oldest sons. Since my father is no longer with us, I like to post it as a wonderful memory to happy times with him.

        Funny how you post all of these judgments toward us, but if we hold up a mirror towards you, you get very defensive. No my wife does not scrub the house for any insult, she has to be really ticked about something for that. She has done her best to ignore you, but unfortunately she can see your posts when they're quoted by anyone else. What would you rather she do when she is angry? Beat the kids? Kick the dogs? Go flog Leroy? Tell me, what do you think is a better outlet for her anger?

        As for my looks, weren't you the one going on and on a while back about judging on outward appearance? So what if I wear thick glasses and am on the short and skinny side? God made me the way he made me. As for calling my wife a horse, have you seen a picture of her? In no way is she a horse, she's short and stocky, but she's a strong Christian woman who Loves me and Loves the Lord. I almost never slap her, and only correct her when she needs it. One of the down sides of marrying an older woman is that they are set in their ways, so I fully understand why many of the Brothers choose to wed a younger wife. Anyway, what right do you have to speak about my wife when your dating technique seems to be to throw yourself at anything that moves hoping that one of them will grab you?

        An MBA is a Masters in Business Administration, I received it from one of the top universities in Canada. Unfortunately I then found that I hated being stuck behind a desk, so I returned to school and received my degree in Electrical Engineering, I am now in a career that I love and make over 6 figures, can you say the same? As for being "inbred" yes I know you unsaved trash like to throw that at us True Christians(TM) on a regular basis, but why would I get upset about it. I know my parents, I know that my Father is from Scotland and my Mother is from England, so unless you are claiming that everyone from the British Isles is inbred...

        The Bible says do unto others as you would have them do unto you, the implication is, whatever you do to others they will do to you in return so do the smart thing, people are just, so on top of all this honesty I gave you a free lesson in the Holy Scripture of Our Lord, Jesus Christ the sinless one.
        You sure are one for hypocrisy. You keep repeating that verse over and over again, do you practice it? Oh I see, it's you're reading comprehension problem, you think it says to treat people like they treat you! Well no. Lets step through this....

        "do unto others" ----- treat other people
        "as you would have them" ------ like you would want them
        "do unto you" ---- to treat you

        So what it really means is that you should treat others like you would want them to treat you. Personally, if I was Unsaved Trash, I would want the good Brothers here to save my soul. The people of this board are wonderful Christians full of love and charity, however they do "circle the wagons" when some piece of unsaved trash shows up and starts harassing their women.

        Oh and as for how I'm treating you? Well I know that if some pervert started hitting on my wife or children, I would want the other members of the church to run him off as soon as possible, so you see, I am treating you like I would like others to act.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • self_abusing_sinner
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2010
          • 217

          #139
          Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
          Whats the matter, did I hit a nerve with the Psychiatrist comment? Are you on here during free time at the hospital? That picture was taken after a hunting trip with my father and my two oldest sons. Since my father is no longer with us, I like to post it as a wonderful memory to happy times with him.

          Funny how you post all of these judgments toward us, but if we hold up a mirror towards you, you get very defensive. No my wife does not scrub the house for any insult, she has to be really ticked about something for that. She has done her best to ignore you, but unfortunately she can see your posts when they're quoted by anyone else. What would you rather she do when she is angry? Beat the kids? Kick the dogs? Go flog Leroy? Tell me, what do you think is a better outlet for her anger?

          As for my looks, weren't you the one going on and on a while back about judging on outward appearance? So what if I wear thick glasses and am on the short and skinny side? God made me the way he made me. As for calling my wife a horse, have you seen a picture of her? In no way is she a horse, she's short and stocky, but she's a strong Christian woman who Loves me and Loves the Lord. I almost never slap her, and only correct her when she needs it. One of the down sides of marrying an older woman is that they are set in their ways, so I fully understand why many of the Brothers choose to wed a younger wife. Anyway, what right do you have to speak about my wife when your dating technique seems to be to throw yourself at anything that moves hoping that one of them will grab you?

          An MBA is a Masters in Business Administration, I received it from one of the top universities in Canada. Unfortunately I then found that I hated being stuck behind a desk, so I returned to school and received my degree in Electrical Engineering, I am now in a career that I love and make over 6 figures, can you say the same? As for being "inbred" yes I know you unsaved trash like to throw that at us True Christians™ on a regular basis, but why would I get upset about it. I know my parents, I know that my Father is from Scotland and my Mother is from England, so unless you are claiming that everyone from the British Isles is inbred...


          You sure are one for hypocrisy. You keep repeating that verse over and over again, do you practice it? Oh I see, it's you're reading comprehension problem, you think it says to treat people like they treat you! Well no. Lets step through this....

          "do unto others" ----- treat other people
          "as you would have them" ------ like you would want them
          "do unto you" ---- to treat you

          So what it really means is that you should treat others like you would want them to treat you. Personally, if I was Unsaved Trash, I would want the good Brothers here to save my soul. The people of this board are wonderful Christians full of love and charity, however they do "circle the wagons" when some piece of unsaved trash shows up and starts harassing their women.

          Oh and as for how I'm treating you? Well I know that if some pervert started hitting on my wife or children, I would want the other members of the church to run him off as soon as possible, so you see, I am treating you like I would like others to act.
          I didn't say you hit a nerve, I said you liked to get personal. But you guys do take a lot of stabs in the complete dark, which is fair I guess, since that's all you got, and you are all so very defensive, from the very get-go, a paranoia that perhaps bespeaks of lack of Christian charity?

          About what your wife should do, as an alternative to scrubbing the cabinets, all I can say is, you are a very, very sick individual Seth, and in need of strong medication and psychiatric help, I think professionals would be able to help you back, maybe give you some of your failing mental faculties back as well, anyway here's to hope, there's always hope, even in cases like yours Mr. Seth.

          Why did you marry an older woman? You must be really ugly to not be able to marry a younger woman, with so much succes and a good Christian upbringing to boot. What's the matter, your parents dropped you on your head growing up? See that's me taking a stab in the dark, something I know you'll just appreciate. Well done Seth.

          lol My dating techniques involves me throwing myself at anything and everything? Here you go again, your wild stabs in the dark, if anything I am picky, I guess most reasonable people have that, and that is why you ended up with a horse with no other options instead of a real woman, and also someone older, man you're just a failure as a man, you know that. Guys get together and snicked at guys like you, behind your back, and the women talk, you don't hear it Seth but they do talk. Same as you like to run your ignorant mouth on here.

          lol I was involved in engineering training as well, but I dropped out because it got unscientific at the end and didn't meet my high standards for truth, since I am very bright, something you wouldn't understand but at least try, I've been trying to figure out what to do instead. I've been thinking about becoming a paramedic, seems God blesses those with many children, so I guess I'll have more than you, Mr. Barren I married a horse people talk behind your back because you're one big joke? Another wild stab in the dark, I'm sure of it. How's it like to taste what you give Seth? Your ignorance and racism was what put you on my wrong side at first, now I see you are just another kind of nutty failure out of Freehold, with nothing to show for all your succes but a fully neurotic woman, older than yourself, and parents that come from countries that are damned to hell according to your very own community. Where does that leave you? You think you can run from your heritage? Seems to me, to honor your parents, you have to go to hell. But you don't care much for the Commandments, if you did, you'd curb your tongue to prevent all the ignorance inside of your excuse for a head from spilling out. How's that for a wild stab in the dark? Sure I missed by MILES.

          Implied, because if you treat them badly..

          they..

          will treat you badly in return.

          So all your ignorance and racism and inbredness is coming back at you, Mr Married a Horse people are talking, even laughing. I'm only doing to you what you are doing to me. Hope you like it. It is just as scripture predicted for you, so I know this is what you were expecting, and that you are happy to sit through it. Don't cry. Slap your wives and watch her scrub the cupboards like the energizer bunny.

          I guess people from other countries circle the wagons as well, when they see a bunch of inbred redneck extremists hating on their country, and their loved ones. You get what you give. What goes around comes around. Suck it up. Or are you too much chicken to face the demons you sent out into the world come home to roost? Coward. You are a coward too.

          By the way, I am a member of the SAS Church of Christ(tm) and according to it, you are unsaved trash, and we use the KJV as well. So go figure. We follow all of the Commandments only difference is, we are not ignorant or racist. YOU are the unsaved trash, you will see that if your ignorance ever clears up, but it is doubtful, since it seems to have seeped into your very pores, and through there, into your very brain and nervous system.

          God bless your inbred, redneck, racist, pretend to be Christian ass excuse for unsaved trash,

          sas

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #140
            Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

            [QUOTE=self_abusing_sinner;576904]About what your wife should do, as an alternative to scrubbing the cabinets, all I can say is, you are a very, very sick individual Seth, and in need of strong medication and psychiatric help, I think professionals would be able to help you back, maybe give you some of your failing mental faculties back as well, anyway here's to hope, there's always hope, even in cases like yours Mr. Seth.[qoute]
            So I need medication because my wife cleans as an outlet when she's angry?

            Why did you marry an older woman? You must be really ugly to not be able to marry a younger woman,
            but I thought I was a pedophile if I married a younger woman, I thought anything younger than 5 years made me a pedophile. I guess that includes my father in-law since his second marriage (he's a widower) was to a woman 15 years his junior. Of course they were both over 30 as well.

            What's the matter, your parents dropped you on your head growing up? See that's me taking a stab in the dark, something I know you'll just appreciate. Well done Seth.
            Oh whaa.....


            lol My dating techniques involves me throwing myself at anything and everything?
            Not really a stab in the dark, more like watching what you're doing on this board. You've thrown yourself at every woman (and bearded man) on the board. Then you turn nasty when they reject you.

            if anything I am picky,
            Yeah, um.... animal, vegetable or mineral is not being picky.


            I guess most reasonable people have that, and that is why you ended up with a horse with no other options instead of a real woman, and also someone older, man you're just a failure as a man, you know that.
            Really, she doesn't even speak to you, and you still insult her. No wonder you can't land a date. Oh and insulting women who reject you is not being picky.

            Guys get together and snicked at guys like you, behind your back, and the women talk, you don't hear it Seth but they do talk. Same as you like to run your ignorant mouth on here.
            Oh but again, I thought if I went for a younger woman I would be a pedophile, can you please pick one tune to dance to.

            lol I was involved in engineering training as well, but I dropped out because it got unscientific at the end and didn't meet my high standards for truth,since I am very bright, something you wouldn't understand but at least try,
            Tranlation: I flunked out.

            How's it like to taste what you give Seth? Your ignorance and racism was what put you on my wrong side at first, now I see you are just another kind of nutty failure out of Freehold, with nothing to show for all your succes but a fully neurotic woman, older than yourself, and parents that come from countries that are damned to hell according to your very own community.
            Where did I say she was older than me? Or did your invisible friend who tells you to burn stuff tell you that? As for how it tastes, it tastes like madness. Like the crack heads that wander around downtown muttering to themselves. As for the countries being damned, so what, why do you think they left?

            Where does that leave you? You think you can run from your heritage? Seems to me, to honor your parents, you have to go to hell. But you don't care much for the Commandments, if you did, you'd curb your tongue to prevent all the ignorance inside of your excuse for a head from spilling out. How's that for a wild stab in the dark? Sure I missed by MILES.
            Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

            I'm a big boy now, both my parents have passed away so how exactly am I disrespecting them? By saying where they were born?


            So all your ignorance and racism and inbredness is coming back at you, Mr Married a Horse people are talking, even laughing. I'm only doing to you what you are doing to me. Hope you like it. It is just as scripture predicted for you, so I know this is what you were expecting, and that you are happy to sit through it. Don't cry. Slap your wives and watch her scrub the cupboards like the energizer bunny.
            Again, more of your imaginary world. I suggest Risperidol, according to many of the doctors that I work with it has the best toleration for psychotics.

            I guess people from other countries circle the wagons as well, when they see a bunch of inbred redneck extremists hating on their country, and their loved ones. You get what you give. What goes around comes around. Suck it up. Or are you too much chicken to face the demons you sent out into the world come home to roost? Coward. You are a coward too.
            You're sending demons to us? Really? You do realize that we are protected by the Blood of Jesus and no Demons can enter Freehold.

            By the way, I am a member of the SAS Church of Christ™ and according to it, you are unsaved trash,
            Yep, the Self Aware Sinner church of Christ, you've made that clear. You've also said that you are not worthy to join any church. So you made up your own, so tell me have you applied for tax exemption yet? I'm wondering what the government will think when you tell them you have a congregation of 1 (they don't count the people in your head).

            and we use the KJV as well. So go figure. We follow all of the Commandments only difference is, we are not ignorant or racist. YOU are the unsaved trash, you will see that if your ignorance ever clears up, but it is doubtful, since it seems to have seeped into your very pores, and through there, into your very brain and nervous system.
            If you're a prime example, you are definitely ignorant, you have the reading comprehension of the average pre-schooler, you make up all sorts of imaginary scenarios in your head and then scream at us regarding them.

            God bless your inbred, redneck, racist, pretend to be Christian ass excuse for unsaved trash,
            Ah more persecution, please keep it up, keep lying about me, keep abusing me, you are only bringing me closer to Christ

            Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

            Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

            Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #141
              Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

              Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
              Wow I see you are not above changing facts or testimony, if this was a court and the Lord was present you'd be in violation of the Ten Commandments.
              No, I wouldn't.

              "FTFY" means "Fixed That For You", meaning I made corrections to what I quoted. Dimwit.

              There is no need for you to "guess" what it is you wrote. The record is right there for you to read . . . your sincere self-nomination, followed by your claim that such behavior is ungentlemanly.

              Originally posted by self_abusing_sinner View Post
              Since I am a Truer Christian™ I beat all of you and automatically become Man of the Year in Freehold. Now bring me some fourteen-year-olds so I can celebrate my win in true Baptist style.

              sas, Truer Christian™

              ps. If you say that my 'Truer Christian™' doesn't mean anything I say the same about yours.
              Anyway, I don't let a dirtbag impune my gentlemanly ways, same as I don't let an illiterate person educate me on matters of the English language.
              Perhaps you mean "impugn"? Did you learn English by reading the backs of cereal boxes or something?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • self_abusing_sinner
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2010
                • 217

                #142
                Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                No, you need medication because of the alternatives you listed, which are all of the top of your head, and sick to say the least. I am surprised that you pull the ignorance card on me, that seems to be your favored tactic. You sure one of your parents wasn't an ostridge, it would explain your looks as well as your tendency to stick your head in the sand whenever something happens you do not like.

                About your father in-law, it depends on his age. If he was sixty and she was forty-five at the time, I'd say it was okay, if he was thirty and she was fifteen, I'd say no. There comes a time when age matters less because we stop developing and just sort of coast along. It's about having a mate who is your spiritual and emotional match, so one does not over-shadow the other but it's a true partnership. That's what I would call a marriage. All your quotes aside, I feel in my heart and in my bones that is what Jesus intended. But it is almost never cool for a man to marry a woman his senior, it emasculates him. It should always be the other way around imho.

                Wow do your parents DID drop you on your head when you were a child, that explains a lot. See what I'm doing here, I took a stab, in the dark, and now I'm running with it as if that would make it true. I've learnt from the best Seth. You and Lisa.

                lol Here you go, all ignorance again, I said it was appropriate if a man married a woman who was one to five years younger than himself, Cranky Old Man did that and I hold him in the highest regard. Not so much you because I know only immature men marry beyond their own age. Or in your case, being ignorant is what did it, I surmise. Just connecting the dots based on what I've seen on the pages Seth, you're ignorant as they come, black people go 'damn that guy is ignorant' when they've passed you on the street. So know you finally know what the telling looks mean. Good for you eh?

                Translation: We did a course called bioinformatics, which was based on programs randomly thrown together to predict the most likely match-ups between DNA strands, but we weren't taught what the programs did, only that we had to click a button, as someone who had gotten B+ and A's in everything I touched, from math to physics to biochemistry, and had gotten to depend on truth, very much, something you don't understand, in my career, I couldn't in good conscience accept a grade or class I knew was bull-shit, in the end it took so much out of me, the scientific uncertainty, that I decided to quit. But you call it what you want, I know that's what you do all day long. Like you call your wife attractive, I guess to maintain the illusion that your kids still stand a chance in the race, and that you didn't bring them into the world just to face away, for lack of potential. Is that honest enough for you? Tell me when to stop. I didn't start it, but I can end it anytime. I doubt you can.

                I'm sure they died from heartache when they saw the kind of failure they'd given birth to, and now you have to live with the guilt, and see that failure everytime you look at the horse sorry 'woman' you married. Wake up Seth, she's not attractive. And I've never been attracted to her, which you assert against all truth, and reason. lol You really like taking stabs in the dark, don't you? Sorry, I don't try to imitate the failures out there, and you're pretty high on that list Seth.

                Risperdol? Sounds like that is what you need to face the reality of the horse you married, it would clear that misunderstanding right up for you. Bring you back to the truth, which shall set you free, or in your case, make you realize how wrong you have been, and that in the end you got what only what you deserve, a horse of a woman, but on the plus side, it means you are less culpable for beating her, as that is allowed with draft animals of all sorts, according to KJ right?

                Get this into your ignorant head. I am not and have never been attracted to your monstrosity of a wife. Do you get it? do you get that I am being honest? Please, for the love of God, do! Ignoramus.

                Actually, we got the Blood of Christ(tm) here is the SAS Church of Christ(tm), so all the stuff you said about other countries and thus sent out into the world has bounced of our protective wall and has come right back and made your wife into a horse. You know that's how God works, and because we got the most (tm) it means you lose, and you lose BIG(tm). You guys are nothing but hypocrites riding on gimmicks, maybe a wild stab in the dark yes but your racist ignorant behaviour does lend credence to it.

                Actually, all the danes that you have offended here have joined, we got together and applied for all the trademarks, and now we have more than you so we are more saved. Suck on that True Christian(tm), we are both Genuine Christians(tm) and Certified Genuine Bonafide Christians(tm), which means we are twice as much save as you and twice as much in Jesus' favor. You simply lose. You know all this trademark stuff, it's right there in the KJV too, so you know it's the good stuff, that it really MEANS something in the eyes of the Lord, aka it's not just a convenient bluff or lie. No need to tell you that though, you know that game better than most I'm thinking.

                You mean like I made up how you have an attractive wife, and try and force feed it to others, to prevent the reality from coming crashing home that you are a failure as a man? I can see where you are coming from, and why.

                Yes, persecution, heap it on, especially how I was attracted to everyone here, wow that one was really spot on, your lies and false accusations lift me high. I am being carried to heaven on angels wings as you speak falsehoods against me, so thank you Seth, it's always a joy to speak with you.

                God bless you,

                sas

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                • landoverlover
                  Also loves Jesus and America
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 828

                  #143
                  Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                  It's unfortunate sometimes that our gender-disabled Sisters are ineligible, else I'd vote for Handmaiden.
                  Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                  2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



                  King James Bible v1611

                  Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #144
                    Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                    What the heck is an "ostridge" and what does that have to do with Freehold Man Of The Year?

                    Gosh if nothing else that previous post by SAS certainly shows that someone put on their cranky-pants this morning!!

                    Perhaps he should have prayed to Jesus and been directed to Ephesians 4:31 prior to posting that little rant.

                    Ephesians 4:31

                    Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice

                    He obviously has a darkened heart to lash out like that! God has chosen to remove him from His love and it seems that this sas fellow is taking it out on the True and Loving Christians here on Landover.

                    So sad.

                    YIC,

                    Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • HTannor
                      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2612

                      #145
                      Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                      ........Perhaps he should have prayed to Jesus and been directed to Ephesians 4:31 prior to posting that little rant.

                      Ephesians 4:31

                      Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice
                      I live each of my days following those wise words. Thank you for posting them.

                      Does this mean I can count on your vote for my nomination?
                      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #146
                        Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                        Speaking of nominations, has Brother Rubicon accepted his yet?

                        I've not heard from him in a few days. Helen has the crew working overtime on the ballroom for his party.

                        He'd best not be blowing her off again.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #147
                          Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          Speaking of nominations, has Brother Rubicon accepted his yet?

                          I've not heard from him in a few days. Helen has the crew working overtime on the ballroom for his party.

                          He'd best not be blowing her off again.
                          He's been busy ministering to a flock of mexican whores he found on his property. All the more reason why he should be considered as second runner up in this contest.


                          ...which I have won...
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Sledge Riprock
                            The Lord's Favorite Head Trauma Victim
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 188

                            #148
                            Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

                            DID I Win? Am I The MAN?


                            I am a MAN, I spell M A N! I Speak and Spell and MOW! and I Mulch as I Go! I make the lawns LIKE JESUS, I bring them Back to Life! Praise!


                            The Grass is Always GREENER on MY side of your FENCE! Yours can be TOO!!! See the Lawns of FREEHOLD, the ones I MOW are Godly and True! There are NO WEEDS, they are of The Devil! I ROUND them UP and cast them into HELL!


                            I now have a Hedge Trimmer in my Truck, it is a Ford! I also have a POLE PRUNER now! Bushes and Trees will now be GODLY as Well! I am now FULL SERVICE, the WHOLE Yard I can make Godly! I am Sledge, let Me MOW and PRUNE for YOU!!!
                            A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

                            Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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                            A MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!

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