[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Do you ever use the recordings to help the patient understand their condition? In the case like Jedediah's I am sure it would help him understand the nature of his blackouts.

No! Of course not, I am a trained Scietheist and Brother Jed is only a graduate student. No, he would not be able to understand the techniques I use to cure these fine young men of their sodomania. There is a saying that I am sure I am paraphrasing, but it goes something like this: If you want to keep enjoying the taste of hotdogs, never visit a hotdog factory. Or something like that anyway.

The recordings I keep of my Ex-Gay© patients are for my study alone. They might even upset the patients if they were to see them. The psyche of a young man going through Ex-Gay© treatment is very fragile. Seeing themselves in such emotionally vulnerable circumstances could actually negatively impact their ability to give up the homosexual lifestyle they have chosen to be afflicted with.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

No! Of course not, I am a trained Scietheist and Brother Jed is only a graduate student. No, he would not be able to understand the techniques I use to cure these fine young men of their sodomania. There is a saying that I am sure I am paraphrasing, but it goes something like this: If you want to keep enjoying the taste of hotdogs, never visit a hotdog factory. Or something like that anyway.

The recordings I keep of my Ex-Gay© patients are for my study alone. They might even upset the patients if they were to see them. The psyche of a young man going through Ex-Gay© treatment is very fragile. Seeing themselves in such emotionally vulnerable circumstances could actually negatively impact their ability to give up the homosexual lifestyle they have chosen to be afflicted with.

But I would have thought the aim of your quckery treatment was to but the victem patient off "hotdogs" for ever in which case letting them see the recording of their session could be very helpful. In the case of Jedediah in particular letting him see the recording would help give him a much needed understanding of what happens during his blackouts.

As your quckery treatment is based on the teachings of the KJV Collected Fairy Tales would it not help to get a second opinion from a Pastor, you could let Zekie Boy watch the recording with you and see if he thinks that Jedediah would benefit from viewing it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to see co-Men of the year. Two bosom buddies, Brother Nobar and Ofc. Richards. Both tirelessly fight to make the world a better, unbiased place.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to see co-Men of the year. Two bosom buddies, Brother Nobar and Ofc. Richards. Both tirelessly fight to make the world a better, unbiased place.

I dunno, the idea of the prize being "shared" by two "co-Men" sounds a bit too close everyone being forced to "share" everything by "co-Mrades" like Obama to me.

[Sidoain]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I nominate Cranky Old Man. He care for anyone, even us, unsaved trash.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'm pretty certain that I'm going to win this contest.


I'm just sayin'...

[Sidoain]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'm pretty certain that I'm going to win this contest.


I'm just sayin'...

You are a pastor

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

You are a pastor

That's correct.

And you are a wad of unsaved scum.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I nominate myself, Rev. Jim Osborne.

I could not agree more, but since the rules seem to exclude you, my vote will go to Brother Nobar who is a great inspiration to all of us to keep bettering ourselves.

[A Orpington-Smythe]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I Nominate Jo Freddie

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I Nominate Jo Freddie

Rejected, Pasta Boy is not a True Christian.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I Nominate Jo Freddie

Neither you nor pasta boy live in Freehold, you're not eligible.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I Nominate Jo Freddie

I must decline, as I do not fit the divisive criteria they have for the candidates as Jimmy and BIG point out.

Rejected, Pasta Boy is not a True Christian.

Neither you nor pasta boy live in Freehold, you're not eligible.

You missed out that I also carry the title of Rev.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

You missed out that I also carry the title of janitor.

Fixed

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Fixed

Jimmy boy you must have me confused with Hong Kong Phooey.

And would not, assuming he was a true Christian and lived in freehold, a janitor be eligible?