[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What does a joo with an erection get when it runs into a wall?



A broken nose.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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What do God-hated Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?









ANSWER...









Polaroids!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said,

'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I saw her standing there and I told her
she had three beautiful children.

She didn't have to get all mad and
threaten me with Jihad.
It was an honest mistake......

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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What's the difference between a joo and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What language does a Jewish homer speak?



Heblew

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Why did the godly German soldier bring red and yellow paint to work? So he could whip up some orange Joos in the morning!

[Des]

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Ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｍｕｒｄｅｒ，　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｎｏｂｏｄｙ　ｌｉｋｅｓ　ｙｏｕ　：）

Thank you, hellbound Godmocking sissyfag, for proving the Holy Bible 100% true and correct, and for helping pave the way of the righteous into heaven. I'll look down from there and give you a big thumbs up for that as you beseech God to forgive you and spare you the fiery tortures of hell you so deserve.

Psalm 9:13-14 Have mercy upon me, O Lord; consider my trouble which I suffer of them that hate me, thou that liftest me up from the gates of death:
That I may shew forth all thy praise in the gates of the daughter of Zion: I will rejoice in thy salvation.

Jeremiah 20:11But the Lord is with me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not prevail: they shall be greatly ashamed; for they shall not prosper: their everlasting confusion shall never be forgotten.

Glory onto Him.

[I Am A Perverted Homosexual :)]

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Ｄｏｕｂｌｅ　ｍｕｒｄｅｒ，　ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ　ｎｏｂｏｄｙ　ｌｉｋｅｓ　ｙｏｕ　：）

[gracehart002]

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A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming knowledgeable about the Bible.

But one day, she surprised her grandmother by asking, "Which virgin was the mother of Jesus? The Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"

LOL i like this much of laugh

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A Mary-worshiping Catholic goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.

Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side!”

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Well, this is true.....

[Sammy The Penitent]

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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell…

Then all the other bells started to ring.

[Didymus Much]

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